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Houthis And The Blowhards

It’s hard to keep all these terrorist groups separate, especially now when they’ve become the darlings of the American, even international, left. But what’s a president to do when they fire on commercial vessels in international waters?

The Houthis’ leadership has made its strategic objective clear from the start; its goal was to draw the United States into a fight, ostensibly to show solidarity with Hamas. Having taken over Yemen’s capital, Sanaa, in 2014 and endured a civil war and a bloody Saudi Arabia-led bombing campaign, the Houthis survive — and thrive — on never-ending conflict. Actual governance is not their forte, as their official slogan indicates: “God is the Greatest, Death to America, Death to Israel, Curse Upon the Jews, Victory to Islam.”

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Sex Is Not Fungible

At the time the education amendment creating Title IX was enacted in 1972, there was no doubt, none whatsoever, what the word “sex” meant. The Biden Department of Education pretends otherwise, that it was redefined by Bostock, but it wasn’t. Rather, the chief of the Office of Civil Rights, Catherine Lhamon, wants it to be true so she abuses her bureaucratic authority to make it so.

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Seaton: The Delivery Driver Diaries, Part 1

Prefatory note: The following is a series of completely fictional stories I made up out of whole cloth. Just in case you don’t believe that names and places have been changed to protect the innocent from my dumb jokes.

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I wake around ten am. A streak of sunlight momentarily blinds me when I open my eyes. I curse as I roll out of bed.

Today’s my first day on my new gig. GIGS, technically. See what I did there? One doesn’t need to be constrained to the chains of a regular job. This is 2024, baby! Now all you need to earn money is a phone and a car. Welcome to the world of delivery services, you go-getting entrepreneur, you! Continue reading

LWOP Held Unconstitutional For “Emerging Adults”

Lest there be any doubt, I’ve long supported the concept of second chances, that even those people convicted of the most heinous and serious offenses be given a second look after a lengthy period of imprisonment to determine whether continued confinement is warranted. This isn’t to say they should get parole. Sometimes, the answer will be no, they do not deserve a second chance. But there is no harm in taking a look, particularly as sentences have been ratcheted up over the past few decades into absurdly lengthy sentences.

The sentence of life without parole has already been held too extreme to satisfy the Eighth Amendment’s prohibition on cruel and unusual sentences for juveniles, people who committed the crime when they were under the age of 18 years, because they were children, intellectually and emotionally, and should not be held to the standard imposed on adults. The Massachusetts Supreme Court has now held that the same should apply to a new category, “emerging adults.” Continue reading

11th Circuit Revives Reform Prosecutor’s Suit Against DeSantis

In dismissing the action after a bench trial, Northern District of Florida Judge Robert Hinkle was harshly critical of Gov. Ron DeSantis’ motive for ousting the two-time elected reform state’s attorney, Andrew Warren.

Last January, U.S. District Judge for the Northern District of Florida Robert Hinkle sharply criticized the DeSantis administration’s partisan motivations for suspending Warren, formerly the Hillsborough County State Attorney and one of the most prominent progressive prosecutors in the state. Continue reading

What Is An “Official Presidential Duty”?

To say that oral argument didn’t go well for Trump before the three-judge panel of the District of Columbia Circuit is an understatement.

In one tough moment for Mr. Trump during the hearing on Tuesday, Judge Henderson rebutted Mr. Sauer’s argument that for more than 200 years, American courts had never sat in judgment over actions that a president had taken while in office.

Judge Henderson pointed out that until Mr. Trump was indicted, courts had never had to consider the criminal liability of former presidents for things they had done while in the White House.

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Tuesday Talk*: Should Paras Be Allowed To Fill Out Forms?

Two North Carolina paralegals, Morag Black Polaski and Shawana Almendarez, have sued to challenge the prohibition against the unauthorized practice of law. It’s not that they want to play lawyer, but to engage in a business helping people fill out legal forms for a lesser expense than a lawyer would charge. They are claiming that the law violates their First Amendment rights.

The plaintiffs filed a complaint in federal court in North Carolina that said the state courts give unrepresented litigants online forms for summary ejectments, absolute divorces, and protective orders — forms that are “not complicated,” but that “can still be confusing.” They said that many residents cannot afford to hire a lawyer to guide them through filling out the forms, and that many who fall into the “missing middle” level of income are too poor to hire a lawyer but not poor enough to qualify for free legal help.

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But The Young Don’t Read

The New York Times published an excellent editorial about the upcoming election and Donald Trump. It’s not nearly harsh enough for those who despise him and too harsh for those who don’t, and it provides a surprisingly fair appraisal of who and what he is. If you don’t believe the times, believe his former Chief of Staff, John Kelly: Trump is the “most flawed person I’ve ever met.”

But for anyone reading this post, you already know this and have made up your mind about Trump, whether to be against him or wrong. Hey, it’s my blawg and I get to write that. But that’s not the point here. Rather, the point arises from many of the comments to the Times’ editorial which note its pointlessness. The people who need to read the editorial don’t. It’s just words bouncing off the wall of an echo chamber while old people write about what young people should do. Continue reading

The Relief Valve of Section 3

To no one’s surprise, the Supreme Court has granted expedited cert to review the Colorado Supreme Court’s decision to disqualify Trump from the state primary ballot.

The petition for a writ of certiorari is granted. The case is set for oral argument on Thursday, February 8, 2024. Petitioner’s brief on the merits, and any amicus curiae briefs in support or in support of neither party, are to be filed on or before Thursday, January 18, 2024. Respondents’ briefs on the merits, and any amicus curiae briefs in support, are to be filed on or before Wednesday, January 31, 2024. The reply brief, if any, is to be filed on or before 5 p.m., Monday, February 5, 2024.

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