The story of Bash at the Beach 2000 is a bit of a convoluted one for several reasons. First, the people involved are pro wrestlers, which means everyone’s lying about something. Second, what happened in July 23 years ago basically led to the death of World Championship Wrestling (WCW) and Vince McMahon’s nearly 40 year stranglehold on the wrestling business.

It’s still worth telling because it’s the story of how several bad decisions killed a company whose world title lineage could arguably be traced back to the days of Abraham Lincoln. Plus it’s just a doozy of a tale involving several dumbasses. Continue reading →

The argument appears to be straight forward. Section 3 of the Fourteenth Amendment precludes anyone who provided aid and comfort to insurrectionists from holding public office.

Section 3 Disqualification from Holding Office

No person shall be a Senator or Representative in Congress, or elector of President and Vice-President, or hold any office, civil or military, under the United States, or under any State, who, having previously taken an oath, as a member of Congress, or as an officer of the United States, or as a member of any State legislature, or as an executive or judicial officer of any State, to support the Constitution of the United States, shall have engaged in insurrection or rebellion against the same, or given aid or comfort to the enemies thereof. But Congress may by a vote of two-thirds of each House, remove such disability.

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Monique Worrell wasn’t the first state’s attorney Governor Ron DeSantis removed. The first was Hillsborough County prosecutor Andrew Warren, who announced after the Supreme Court’s Dobbs decision that he would not prosecute anyone for abortion-related crimes. On the one hand, Warren was twice elected to his office. On the other, the Florida legislature enacted the 15-week abortion ban. And on the third hand, DeSantis was shortly thereafter re-elected by a huge margin.

“When you flagrantly violate your oath of office, when you make yourself above the law, you have violated your duty, you have neglected your duty and you are displaying a lack of competence to be able to perform those duties,” DeSantis said to cheers.

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To be honest, I never heard the name Kai Cenat before the Union Square riot. To be honest, I’m not really up to date on most social media “influencers,” a weird characterization for people who amass a huge following for no particular reason. He’s on a platform called “Twitch,” and I’m not. So when he told his followers to show up at Union Square Park, they showed because he’s an “influencer.”

“We’re going to be going crazy,” Mr. Cenat, a social media superstar who has become known for his marathon streaming sessions, said during a Wednesday broadcast on the social media platform Twitch. He announced a gathering in Union Square to tens of thousands of viewers. All his New York people needed to be there, he said. Continue reading →

In a New York Times op-ed, Isaac Butler raised a well-worn complaint.

The American theater is on the verge of collapse.

Granted, it’s the sort of thing someone involved in theater would say when things aren’t going well, and given the impact of the pandemic and the shuttering of America, it should come as no surprise that even the arts suffered. But Butler’s argument isn’t merely that the theater has taken a hit, but that its financial viability is crashing and burning. Continue reading →

While I’m generally against judges writing decisions that contain song lyrics or other cutesy gimmicks as being insufficiently serious about the very serious effect they have on people’s lives, I can’t help but feel Bronx Justice Jeffrey Zimmerman’s pain. I’ve felt it as well, and while I’ve tried to make the best of it from when bail reform was enacted in the dark of an Albany night by people who lacked the knowledge, experience and humility to get it right before making it law, it was never the solution to a very real problem.

Justice Zimmerman had enough.

“Maybe you’ll find direction
Around some corner where it’s been waiting to meet you”
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When Steve Brill founded Court TV, the idea of law as entertainment was somewhat novel. Sure, there have been tons of law shows on the tube, from Perry Mason to LA Law to some weird show about a law firm with one bathroom and a dancing baby. But they were fiction. Court TV was going to bring the real thing to the people so they could see how the sausage of law was made. Toss in some explanatory commentary by “experts” and how could it miss?

Of course, Court TV is gone now. There were a couple problems with the concept. One was that trials are boring. For every 30 seconds of high drama, there were 30 hours of tedious groundwork laid. Another thing is that there really aren’t that many cases that the public cares about. O.J. doesn’t happen every day. And finally, it takes a lot of time to watch a trial. Unlike a drama, the trial doesn’t start and end in an hour and you don’t usually get to see a video of the actual crime right before the verdict is returned. Continue reading →

Not that anyone, absolutely anyone, was surprised by the complete lack of impulse control. Presumably, his attorneys cautioned him against any public outburst that would either admit guilt or, worse yet, give the government even further ammunition to seek sanctions in the interim, which was summarily ignored by the worst criminal defense client ever. But damn, who could have imagined that even Donald Trump would be stupid enough to post this.

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Welcome to August, dear readers! My mean-ass editor and I have a lot in store for you today.

Wait, what? SHG’s not here? He left me here to entertain everyone?

Well shit. No pressure. So what do you want to talk about today? How about murder? I’m pretty sure there’s nothing funnier than the slaughter of random civilians, right?

It’s just me? Well okay then, we’re going to talk about it anyway. Continue reading →

Among the litany of excuses and defenses for Trump’s actions, the most curious challenge is the claim that Trump actually believed that he won, reality notwithstanding. Making a nostalgic visit to Volokh Conspiracy, Orin Kerr confronts the question of how Special Counsel Jack Smith can prove that Trump was not the White House Idiot.

One of the questions raised by the indictment of former President Trump in the District of Columbia, on charges involving the 2020 election aftermath, is whether the prosecution, headed by Special Counsel Jack Smith, can prove beyond a reasonable doubt that Trump knew he had lost the election.  The narrative of the prosecution is that Trump knew perfectly well what he was told over and over again by his own advisors and GOP officials: He had lost. He was trying to overturn that result, the argument goes, by using political influence on others in his party to get them to declare he won, despite knowing that he lost. Meanwhile, Trump defenders say that Trump legitimately thought he won.  On that view, Trump was told repeatedly that he lost, sure, but those assertions did not persuade him.  On that narrative, Trump was on a quixotic but legal journey to see his rights vindicated. Continue reading →