Ordinarily, my “advice” for Thanksgiving dinner is to never eat anything bigger than your head. No one listens to me, naturally, even though it’s good advice. But a friend sent me an email with more concrete advice from a group called the Center for Legal Inclusiveness, which says it is dedicated to advancing diversity in the legal profession.

Well, I’m all for diversity in the legal profession. Who isn’t? There should be prosecutors and defense lawyers, plaintiffs’ and defendants’ lawyers. There should be people of all colors and genders, religions and perspectives. Diversity is glorious. If someone wants to be a lawyer and has the chops to cut it, why not? So I read the note from the CEO Sara Scott. Continue reading →

In the Washington Post, Georgetown Prawf Paul Butler makes the obvious observation that having a substantial pool of money to fund a criminal defense beats the crap out of not.

Don’t believe the hype that Rittenhouse, who was prosecuted for homicide after shooting three people at a Black Lives Matter protest in Kenosha, Wis., in August 2020 was acquitted because self-defense cases are tough for prosecutors to win. More than 90 percent of people who are prosecuted for any crime, including homicide, plead guilty. The few who dare to go to trial usually lose — including in murder cases.

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I’ve burned through quite a few desk chairs over the years. In the office, I tended toward leather high backs or the sort one would find on a bench, but at home, I went for the more contemporary models. You know, the ones that claimed to be ergonomic so my ergs would be happy? But being cheap frugal, I tended to buy the disposable ones from mini-mall office supply stores.

Last Christmas, the kids decided that I should have a better quality desk chair, so they got me a Herman Miller chair. Now, I didn’t know much about Herman, but I was reliably assured by Dr. SJ that this was a good chair, not the cheap crap upon which my butt usually resided, and would bring my ergs great relief. Continue reading →

It had been generally clear over the years that the audience for Eugene Volokh’s conspirators were lawyers and law profs. Maybe that’s changed, or maybe that was never really the case, as non-lawyers with an interest in legal content read there as they do here, even if the posts are generally directed toward those with a functional knowledge of law.

That was why it was it was so shocking to read this paragraph in Eugene’s explanation of why Rittenhouse could be sued civilly for negligence. Continue reading →

There are times when it’s good that this is a law blog, so I need neither Gertrude nor explain the obvious. A jury found a defendant not guilty based upon the evidence presented and the law. Juries don’t send messages. Juries determine whether the prosecution proved the defendant’s guilt beyond a reasonable doubt. What others make of it, from whether they agree with the verdict to what the verdict “means” to anyone else has nothing to do with the duty of jurors. Their job is to reach a verdict (or not), and they did their job.

From politicians to pundits, academics to “civil rights” organizations, the cry is that the verdict sends a message to white supremacist vigilantes to take their AR-15s to hot zones, brandish them openly where they are likely to inflame already outraged people causing a reaction born of fear, and then fire at will and kill, whether black people or white allies. Is it necessary to offer a thousand examples of this message? Not this time. It’s ubiquitous. Continue reading →

Dear SHG:

Greetings from an undisclosed location in Southeast Asia!

I think you got a little confused when I emailed you last about me taking time off from the Friday Funny. I didn’t say anything about “finding inner peace.” That part of the email actually said “striving for synergy.” It’s okay, I misread things sometimes too.

Anyway, I’m overseas right now with an NGO helping repatriate legless Uzbekistani pig farmers. It’s a bigger problem than you’d think! Continue reading →

If it seems remarkably reminiscent of the American Bar Association, that’s because it is. Much as the ABA became captive to progressive lawyers and academics at the expense of the rest of the bar, the American Medical Association has apparently succumbed to the same influence. Capturing institutions has become a primary goal, the purpose of which is to reform their evil ways and train future generations to be woke.

In a document called Advancing Health Equity: A Guide to Language, Narrative and Concepts, the AMA and AAMC urge physicians and other health-care workers to replace many “commonly used” words, such as vulnerable, with “equity-focused” alternatives, such as oppressed. Continue reading →

It’s hard to argue against the notion that prosecutors’ use of peremptory challenges just to get blacks off the jury is racist, wrong and offensive. But the problem with Batson was that its rationale relied on a right that the Constitution doesn’t provide and is in direct conflict with a right that it does. There is no constitutional right to be on a jury. The defendant in a criminal case has a right to trial by jury. In other words, the right belongs to the defendant, not the putative jurors struck because of their race.

Most of the time, these two interests align, so it’s not a problem. A black defendant will want black jurors, presuming a shared experience with police and less inclined to be racially antagonistic to the defendant. Whether that ends up being the case is another matter, but that’s the theory. The problem with Batson, however, is that it couldn’t be grounded in the right of a defendant to a jury that “looks like him,” since that meant if the defendant was white, or Hispanic, or Icelandic, the defense could assert a demand for jurors of whatever identity was a issue. That certainly wasn’t the goal. Continue reading →

If you’re bored with the shenanigans cum idiocy that’s become the hallmark of Yale Law School, rest assured that this may be about YLS on its surface, but reflects the nature of what’s boiling up from below the surface of the legal academy. And in case the significance of this is still unclear, this is not only the lesson being taught to the future lawyers of America, but to the future holders of high office who will be positioned to make decisions that will affect a nation and its citizens.

Heather Gerken is the dean of Yale Law School, and is playing “the buck stops here” as if she’s being bold and responsible for the fiasco of falsely calling a student’s email invitation to a party, the now-infamous “Trap House” email, a “racist” message which her “muscle,” Associate Dean Ellen Cosgrove and Diversity Director Yaseen Eldik condemned “in the strongest possible terms.” In their efforts to force the student who sent the email to apologize, they threatened to ruin his future career because they could. Continue reading →

Yesterday, there was outrage because Kyle Rittenhouse picked alternate juror names from the wheel and a US Marshal purportedly overheard two jurors refusing to acquit out of fear they would be doxxed after the trial. The former was the judge’s standard practice, of no moment. The latter was obvious nonsense, as there are no US Marshals in Wisconsin courtrooms. But that didn’t stop those who sought reasons to be outraged from being outraged.

Occasionally, a trial happens that captures the imagination of a nation. The Rittenhouse trial is such a case, and it reveals what lawyers, at least those honest enough with themselves and others not to feed into the crazy in the hope of getting a primetime slot on right or left TV, fear. The idea of making a trial publicly available in real time was supposed to enlighten, illuminate, calm those prone to hysteria, by letting the public see with their own eyes how the sausage is made. Continue reading →