Seaton: Saturday At The Knoll

It was a good Saturday night at the Grassy Knoll Pub.

Patrons just finished the nightly tradition of singing “Sweet Home Alabama” while the jukebox played. The Tide’s win meant business was up. All this had owner Jesse Custer in a jovial mood from his spot behind the bar.

Custer’s mood gave way to disbelief when two black SUVs pulled up to the curb at closing time.

Here we go again, Jesse thought. Continue reading →

Money Back Guarantee

The breakdown, with exceptions, falls into two categories: if you’re struggling under what seems to be insurmountable students loans, you’re all for student loan cancellation. If not, you’re not. This could all be chalked up to enlightened self-interest, which is just as sound a justification as any, even if it’s wrapped up in inapt analogies and the stories of personal misery that are so favored by the young and insipid these days.

But then someone like Roxane Gay comes along to remind everyone why it’s just one small bit of the lazy litany of grievances. Continue reading →

Otte: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Board

This is a guest post by Pittsburgh criminal defense lawyers, Joe Otte, former public defender until he went rogue.

It all started a few years ago, in January of 2020. After a migraine-inducing procedural history that involved multiple judges, multiple lawyers, and one hung jury, my client was found not guilty on retrial. The judge did not agree with the jury’s verdict. His displeasure became immediately apparent when he tossed the verdict slip back at his minute clerk. It was intemperate, but things got much worse after the prosecutor and I were called into chambers. Continue reading →

The Missionary Position

While the battles rage on the Democratic side of the aisle as to whether its failure to crush Trump was due to the fact that 73 million Americans are just horrible racists or the progressive wing’s radical messages were rejected by the vast majority of the nation, most Dems and all Reps, one person “tried” to bridge the gap. His name is

Who?

Wajahat Ali is a New York Times Contributing Op-Ed writer, public speaker, recovering attorney and tired dad of two cute kids. He believes in sharing stories that are by us, for everyone: universal narratives told through a culturally specific lens to entertain, educate and bridge the global divides.

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Short Take: Rose, By Any Other Name

What name is on your diploma? Your contract? Your tax return or your car registration? Does it matter? No longer to the University of California.

The University of California announced today (Nov. 17) that it has adopted systemwide gender identity and lived name options for UC-issued documents and information systems. UC’s new Presidential Policy on Gender Recognition and Lived Names, which acknowledges gender identities other than man and woman, is another milepost in the University’s commitment to equity and inclusion for all. Continue reading →

Mark and Dahlia The Butchers

I remember the first time I received death threats. I was up in Albany, about to argue before the New York Court of Appeals, and a suit I filed on behalf of my client, Troy Canty, against Berhard Goetz made the front page of the New York Post. I called the office to see if I had any messages, and my secretary told me that I had a few hundred death threats. That was 1985. I’m still alive.

I get the occasional death threat these days. It’s usually because of something I’ve written here or twitted of which someone disapproves. Sometimes it’s from someone on the right. Sometimes the left. It doesn’t concern me, not because death threats aren’t concerning, but it’s easy for to people make noise. Doing something is another matter, and it’s doubtful that anything I have to say matters enough to get anyone to do something. Continue reading →

Tuesday Talk*: Should Student Debt Be Canceled?

Floaters are already out there about Joe Biden’s first 100 days, which is obviously an arbitrary timeline intended to suggest what his priorities will be. It’s like saying he’s going to do something on “Day 1,” as if he won’t be busy attending inauguration balls.

One thing that’s being floated is that he’s going to pay back the Warren supporters for their votes with a gift, fulfillment of Warren’s purchase of their love. Continue reading →

Opportunity Cost of Certitude

Whether you once liked them or never liked them, their decision to walk away was jarring.

This year, several high-profile writers have left left-leaning publications after running afoul of what they describe as a pervasive culture of censoriousness, groupthink and intellectual-risk aversion.

The one that nailed it for me was Matt Yglesias, who started as a blogger and wrote for such intellectual sinkholes as ThinkProgress, which made Ian Millhiser cry when it died a brutal but necessary death. The irony was that Millhiser got a new gig at Vox, the site co-founded by Yglesias. The very site Yglesias left, offering an unduly kind parting explanation. Continue reading →

The Gig Is Up

I’ve sipped on the water in the People’s Republic of Cambridge, and it doesn’t taste any different than water anywhere else. But there has to be something in it to make people at Harvard lose all touch with reality.

What happened in California? Despite the state’s liberal reputation, voters there last week approved Proposition 22, a ballot initiative exempting many gig companies from state workplace laws and stripping their workers of basic, essential protections. Continue reading →

Gaming The 1887 Count Act

After noting that Ted Olsen, who argued Bush v. Gore for the Bush team, got together for a reunion op-ed with David Boies to state the obvious, that Biden won, some wag replied to me with utmost sincerity that we need to let the legal process play out. That struck a nerve with me, despite the fact that the myriad suits brought, and bizarre claims twitted, fail to meet the minimal requirements of plausibility, evidentiary support or adequacy to sustain the relief sought.

It’s not enough to raise questions. Is it possible that Men In Black is a documentary? I guess it’s possible, but are we willing to bet the Republic on it? I know, some of you are, but you also need to unzip your fly to count to 21. The burden of proof is on the party seeking relief, and while there is the outlier bad vote, the evidence has conclusively failed miserably to suggest any possibility of changing the election outcome. And so more claims, more outlandish claims barren of evidence, get spewed. Why? If there’s no plausible cause of action, no evidence, why not let the legal process play out? Continue reading →