Even as the helpful reply guys popped into my timeline to “explain” to me what Defund Police really meant, citing the renowned police reform scholar John Oliver or their favorite blue check on the twitters, I just shook my head. They meant well, even if they didn’t know shit from Shinola. And it’s hard to control that natural human impulse to tell other people stuff.

But unlike the slackoisie, I’ve paid attention to the more radical ideas for criminal law and police reform over the years, so I knew what they didn’t. When they called to abolish police, they meant it. And frankly, I appreciate the honesty that this isn’t some coded slogan for reform, replete with the thousand variations of what they really meant from their helpful friends who felt compelled to explain their words for the sake of the deplorables. They meant what they said. Continue reading →

Class of 2020:

Congratulations. You’ve made it. I’m sure the journey to this point was full of surprises and probably wasn’t what you expected, but you’ve finally done it. All the hard work memorizing and retaining info for tests paid off. You now have a piece of paper in your hands saying you graduated from the institution you aren’t currently attending due to COVID-19.

This year, commencement probably looks drastically different than ones you might have attended before. Still, it’s not all that bad! You get to sit in sweats instead of a cap and gown, and there’s no waiting around in a crowded hall to get your diploma. And everyone’s giving awesome commencement addresses, from Barack Obama to me. Yep, a random asshole on the internet is about to give you unsolicited life advice. How cool is that? Continue reading →

Rather than turn to the liberal think tank, Brookings Institute, which has produced a fairly sound and fair review of the new Title IX regs, they turned to the louder, if less factual, source of the “survivor” activist organization, Know Your IX.

Jaslin Kaur, student engagement organizer for Know Your IX, a national advocacy group for survivors of sexual assault, agrees that community colleges often lack the resources and infrastructure to adequately respond to Title IX complaints — and that the new regulations won’t change that. She said community college students busy with work and childcare responsibilities and commuting back and forth to campus are less likely to know the protections that Title IX affords to them. The new regulations further reduce those protections, Kaur said.

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No, not an order to clear the area. Not an order to shoot into a crowd of peaceful protesters. Not even an order to beat and arrest a reporter. But NYPD Lt. Robert Cattani of the Midtown South Precinct had one regret.

“The conditions prior to the decision to take a knee were very difficult as we were put center stage with the entire crowd chanting,” he wrote.

“I know I made the wrong decision. We didn’t know how the protesters would have reacted if we didn’t and were attempting to reduce any extra violence.”

Cattani was one of those white shirts who got down on knee to show solidarity with protesters. These were the pics that people gushed over on social media, in juxtaposition to images of militarized cops firing at crowds or pushing an old man to the ground. These were supposed to be the good cops, the more empathetic cops. Why couldn’t all cops be like Cattani? Continue reading →

I don’t salute the flag when called upon to do so. I don’t pray when called upon to do so. I have not voted since I became a judge. In short, I detest public displays of orthodoxy and that is also particularly true when acting in my capacity as judge.

And this brings to me to the children. Take Aisha Harris, an Op-Ed staff editor and writer for the New York Time, for example.[i]

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A student asked UCLA accounting lecturer Gordon Klein for some sort of accommodation. What, exactly, is unclear, as the email seeking it hasn’t been fully disclosed, but Klein’s response has generated some extreme outrage, the university suspending him and police protecting him against threats of harm.

According to screenshots of the exchange shared with Inside Higher Ed, the group of students asked Klein for a “no-harm” final exam that could only benefit students’ grades, and for shortened exams and extended deadlines for final assignments and projects.

In light of recent “traumas, we have been placed in a position where we much choose between actively supporting our black classmates or focusing on finishing up our spring quarter,” the students wrote. “We believe that remaining neutral in times of injustice brings power to the oppressor and therefore staying silent is not an option.” Continue reading →

At various points in the past, the public perception of police ranged from heroes to a few bad apples. Television created mythical cops who were not only endearing public servants who protected us from mustachioed villains, but had magical powers to know the good guys from th bad. No TV show, even on cable, showed the street cop tossing some random black kid against a wall for his daily stop and frisk, or reply to a question in the usual cop lingo of “shut the fuck up, asshole.”

There was a lot of bad that somehow never managed to make it into the public’s eye. Well, some of the public, anyway. What they didn’t do on Park Avenue was done daily on 168th Street. And no, it wasn’t because they deserved it, but just because that’s the way it happened. Continue reading →

When a cop is called to the stand, the first questions asked are about his years on the force and assignments. The next question is how many arrests he’s made. The cop will give a number and nobody knows whether it’s true. There’s no way to find out. But what isn’t asked is how many times he’s been accused of misconduct, of beatings, of lying. Or how many times he’s been disciplined or suspended. Or whether he’s been fired from the job.

Meet New York Civil Rights Law 50-a.

All personnel records used to evaluate performance toward continued employment or promotion, under the control of any police agency…shall be considered confidential and not subject to inspection or review without the express written consent of such police officer, firefighter, firefighter/paramedic, correction officer or peace officer within the department of corrections and community supervision or probation department except as may be mandated by lawful court order.

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As the slacktivists put on sneakers to march their way down Fifth Avenue, bold voices are calling out their convenient performative allyship. Michelle Alexander minces no words.

Our democracy hangs in the balance. This is not an overstatement.

Of course, it would be wrong of me, a white male lawyer, to disagree with a black female saint, but if I were permitted under the current rules of engagement to call bullshit, I might be inclined to do so. Continue reading →

Ed. Note: Before saying anything else, I want to applaud the New York Times’ merger with Teen Vogue. I was on the verge of changing my daily read to TMZ for credibility, but I’m now comfortable knowing that it has righted its ship and refocused on what really matters. Anal sex.

It’s not what I would have imagined, years ago, as I tweaked my neck watching the pendulum swing swiftly past those of us who worked in the trenches, knew how bad it was, recognized the publicly adored police and tough-on-crime blood that flowed through the veins of legislators and mayors. These were hard issues to address, which is why they were intransigent socio-legal problems rather than easy fixes. Continue reading →