I’ve achieved a new role in life. I’m a cheer dad.

Before you start congratulating me, don’t. I have four duties as a cheer dad: Drive to the competition, pay for everything, clap when I’m supposed to and bring snacks.

Anyway, let me back up to the beginning when my wife decided to spring on me that our daughter wanted to start taking cheer lessons. I was against it at first as I got bullied by several cheer leaders in middle and high school (don’t ask, not discussing it), but my daughter’s pleading eyes eventually persuaded me. Continue reading →

It doesn’t really matter how much you hate Jussie Smollet or what he did. Not even how it played into the lie that permeated the politics of the moment. It also doesn’t matter how much you hate Kim Foxx, or believe her office was corrupted by the politics of the moment. Like it or not, Smollett was a criminal defendant and Foxx the Cook County State’s Attorney.

And they made a deal.

The Illinois Supreme Court on Thursday overturned the conviction of Jussie Smollett on charges he faked an anti-gay, anti-Black hate crime, saying the state made a deal with Smollett to drop the charges and it can’t renege on that agreement. Continue reading →

Trump went to town on Harris’ 2019 response to a question posed by the ACLU about whether  inmates should be given taxpayer-funded gender-transition surgery. Was her failure to address this “political malpractice”? 

Since Ms. Harris’s defeat, her campaign’s decision has landed in the center of a contentious debate over how large a role transgender issues played in her party’s losses around the country. Several prominent Democrats said Ms. Harris’s relative silence was a damaging concession to Mr. Trump — and evidence that the campaign was so out of step with Americans’ views that it did not appreciate the potency of the ads.

“Malpractice was committed by that campaign,” said Ed Rendell, a Democratic former governor of Pennsylvania and former chairman of the Democratic National Committee.

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Atop the list of reasons why Matt Gaetz, whom Trump calls the tip of his spear in an oblique reference to sexual comraderie, there is yet another reason. The guy’s so clueless as to use Venmo to pay off his “awesome” women.

ABC News previously reported that House investigators had subpoenaed Venmo for Gaetz’s records and had been showing them to witnesses, asking if they were for sex or drugs. The Venmo records totaling over $10,000 in payments were shown to the witnesses, who testified that some of the payments were from Gaetz and were for sex, a source familiar with the investigation told ABC News.

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I remember all too well when Twitter came on the scene, threatening the hegemony of the blogosphere as the means by which ordinary folk were able to put thoughts in writing for a broad array of other ordinary folk to read. In the early days, some tried to call it “micro-blogging,” as if to trade off the popularity of the blogosphere by framing it as blogging for people with extremely short attention spans.

In the beginning, I refused to believe it had legs.

Seriously, who has the time for this?  Who cares?  If you want to know what’s going on in the life of the people you care about, speak to them.  Can’t you see the kid with the crackberry flipping back and forth between Facebook and twitter and blogs and email, all while you’re sitting there trying to have a conversation.  He’s living online and ignoring the real person in front of him.  This is progress?

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Anybody want another post about why Harris blew it and Darth Cheeto is a vulgar, deceitful, narcissistic ignoramus? I didn’t think so. Lord knows the ubiquitous post mortems on the election and the four horsemenpeople of the cabinet have beaten it to death.

Having already said all I have to say on these subjects, I’ve got nothing today. So I’m going to try something different and make this an open thread for any subject that you want to discuss, provided it’s not about politics. Maybe nobody has anything else to comment about, which would be fine. It would be great if you keep your pet conspiracy theories, partisan lies and spin and other assorted craziness to yourself.

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One of the things that non-lawyers were often incapable of grasping was the ability of criminal defense lawyers to separate their zealous representation of clients who committed egregious acts from the conduct itself. How, people regularly argued, could you defend a heinous murderer without being a supporter of the heinous murders they committed? After all, if the crimes were appalling, then defending those who committed those crimes was no less appalling, no less supportive of their commission than those who actually committed heinous crimes.

Nah. We defend because defending the accused is a critical part of the system that distinguishes between the guilty and the innocent, that holds the government to its burden and makes certain that the person accused, no matter how heinous the accusation, has been afforded the protections our system requires and has been proven, beyond a reasonable doubt and upon only competent and admissible evidence, to be guilty. Without this, the system fails and trust in the system, which is more important than the conviction of any individual no matter how heinous their crimes, fails. Continue reading →

FRIDAY: Jake Paul vs. Mike Tyson—8 PM EST, NETFLIX

Hello 911, the betting public would like to report a potential murder.

Mike Tyson is stepping back into a professional boxing ring at age 58 to fight YouTuber turned boxing star Jake Paul, who is 27. The YouTuber started boxing back in 2020 and has fought mostly MMA fighters and fellow “celebrities” in non-sanctioned boxing matches.

This is different. Both fight camps agreed to a sanctioned bout with modified rules (shorter rounds, no headgear and heavier gloves). Netflix has promoted this fight all year as part of the platform’s goal to run more live events in the future. Continue reading →

Had Merrick Garland, the man who should have been justice according to those who cling to the belief that the Supreme Court is illegitimate because then-Majority Leader Mitch McConnell gamed the confirmation process to deny President Obama’s pick his opportunity, named a special prosecutor in 2020, we may have had a very different situation today. Whether it would be better or worse is another matter, but at least any prosecutions pressed against a president would have come to fruition, one way or the other.

But that didn’t happen. What did happen was the American public, fully aware of what happened on January 6th, on the refusal to return classified documents and the lies to conceal their retention, on the hush money payments to a porn star and the concealment of those payments as legal fees, elected the defendant to be president again. Tom Goldstein of SCOTUSBlog argues that the grandest jury America can offer has spoken, and the verdict is not guilty. Continue reading →

Some brilliant Trump guy informed me that elections have consequences when my reaction to the announcement that Trump would nominate Matt Gaetz to be Attorney General was “no.” And he wasn’t wrong that elections have consequences, but that doesn’t mean anything goes. The glory day of Marco Rubio as Secretary of State was over.

Whether it’s Russian envoy Tulsi Gabbard as DNI or Foxy Pete Hegeseth at Defense, Trump may have overplayed his hand to those who only pretend they like him and that he’s not an ignoramus. Continue reading →