Kopf: Steven Calabresi Should Stop Pulling Imaginary Stuff From His Butt

Professor Steven G. Galabresi has an impressive resume. From the Northwestern School of Law website, consider the following:

Professor Steven G. Calabresi is the Clayton J. & Henry R. Barber Professor of Law at Northwestern Pritzker School of Law.  He is also a Visiting Professor of Law at Yale Law School, Fall 2013-2016; a Visiting Professor of Political Theory at Brown University for 2016-2017; and the Chairman since 1986 of the Federalist Society’s Board of Directors. Professor Calabresi worked in the West Wing of President Ronald Reagan’s White House; was a Special Assistant for Attorney General Edwin Meese III; and he clerked for Justice Antonin Scalia on the Supreme Court and for Judges Robert H. Bork and Ralph K. Winter on the federal courts of appeals.

(Italics by Kopf.)

As SHG has written, Professor Calabresi[i] published a piece on the Social Science Research Network. It is entitled, Proposed Judgeship Bill, and it consists of a memorandum written November 7, 2017, and rather pompously addressed to the entire Senate and House of Representatives. (I refer to this article as “The Memo.”[ii]) Continue reading →

Bennett: Looking Criminal

Ed. Note: For the great many of you asking when the next edition of Judge Bennett’s “The Art of…” series will be here, hold yer horses. It’s coming, but Judge Bennett has judge stuff to do, plus he can’t spend all his free time on scholarly endeavors here when there are law reviews in desperate need of filling. This is what he’s been up to in the meantime.

Judge Mark W. Bennett and Berkeley lawprof Victoria Plaut have completed an article to be published 51 U.C. Davis L.Rev. (forthcoming 2018).

Looking Criminal and the Presumption of Dangerousness: Afrocentric Facial Features, Skin Tone, And Criminal Justice

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Short Take: Death Wishes In Wonderland

The difference between a law professor making a flagrantly absurd analogy and a non-lawprof is that the former has no excuse for being intellectually dishonest. But that’s of little comfort to Vassar’s Barry Lam.

Barry Lam received his B.A. in Philosophy and English at the University of California, Irvine (2001), and his PhD in Philosophy at Princeton University (January 2007). His current research focuses on the nature of epistemic rationality and justification.

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Taking Things Is Not Okay

Edith Macias believed herself entitled to take Matthew Vitale’s red MAGA cap. Assuming Macias would never steal anything for the purpose of personal gain, it was theft nonetheless. In her mind, she was justified, not because of any claim of right to possession of property, but because of her indoctrination to an inane ideology.

Blame Edith for the theft? She’s merely a pawn, well-educated in the beliefs of social justice. Young, impressionable, weak minds succumb to the teachings that bolster their self-esteem and entitlement.

Macias has since been charged with misdemeanor theft.

“Man, fuck your laws,” Macias replied, also telling Vitale in the footage:  “Your fucking freedom of speech is genocide, homeboy! Is that what you are trying to represent?”

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The Arcane Notions of Privacy And Guilt (Update)

The Supreme Court will hear oral argument in Carpenter v. United States, the latest opportunity to revisit the Third-Party Doctrine that served as a facile diversion when created, and has undermined any potential for digital privacy in the future. But it has certainly made life easier when it comes to collecting evidence.

How hard should it be for the police to get hold of reams of data showing every place you’ve been for months?

In 2013, Timothy Carpenter was convicted of being the ringleader behind a series of armed robberies of cellphone stores in and around Detroit, and was sentenced to almost 116 years in prison. His conviction was secured in part based on 127 days of location data that his cellphone service provider turned over to the police, showing that his phone had been in the vicinity of several of the robberies.

Carpenter “shared” his cellphone data with his service provider in the sense that a cellphone won’t work otherwise. Whether he knew it or not, and whether any purported lack of knowledge would be deemed objectively reasonable, as Katz’s “reasonable expectation of privacy” might suggest, doesn’t matter. If it’s digital, it’s in a third-party’s hands, somehow, somewhere. Which means it’s the government’s for the asking. Continue reading →

Weapon of Miss Destruction

Locked and loaded. Why, oh why, won’t guys spend their time talking about how they carry with them a guided missile that can’t be controlled?

Men arrive at this moment of reckoning woefully unprepared. Most are shocked by the reality of women’s lived experience. Almost all are uninterested or unwilling to grapple with the problem at the heart of all this: the often ugly and dangerous nature of the male libido.

If this strikes you as inherently contradictory, that’s only because you’re steeped in unyielding reality. How can “most” men be shocked “by the reality of women’s lived experience,” yet “almost all are uninterested”? Perhaps “most” means most of the men who live in the same house as the peculiarly woke author, Stephen Marche. Perhaps “almost all” means the men who aren’t Harvey Weinstein, Louis CK or Al Franken, and hence fail to realize their libido is “often ugly and dangerous” because it’s . . . not. Continue reading →

The Non-Apology To Lindsay Shepard, Eh?

I’ve never been comfortable with Toronto psychology professor Jordan Peterson. Much as I agree with his position that people can’t make up their own gender pronouns and demand others use them, under force of law, there’s something unseemly about him. Too self-promotional. Too one-note. Too . . . obvious.

Had Peterson not been an academic, no one would invite him to speak or debate. His shtick was worthy of a blog post or two, but that was as deep as it went. Still, grad student teaching assistant Lindsay Shepard saw purpose in showing a debate involving Peterson to her class. Oh no.

A teaching assistant named Lindsay Shepherd was reprimanded by her supervising professor, as well as a “manager of Gendered Violence Prevention and Support” and one other professor. Her crime? Screening for two sections of her communications class a recorded TV segment in which Jordan Peterson, among others, debates a recent law concerning the use of gender pronouns. Continue reading →

Revenge Porn, Revealed

The Rep. Joe Barton mess provided an early opportunity to consider whether the voices demanding criminalization of revenge porn were honorable or not. This comes at a good time, in light of the push in Congress to create a federal crime of it, backed by invariably teary-eyed Congressvictim Jackie Speier, and take down Section 230 safe harbor in the process.

At the Washington Examiner,* revenge porn activists were asked about the Barton scenario, and the responses were exceptionally revealing.

Bekah Wells of Women Against Revenge Porn, speaking under an initial impression the congressman was victimized, said that “Joe Barton has nothing to be ashamed of. Leave him alone.”

“I don’t care if his penis has a Bob Dylan song tattooed on it. It’s not newsworthy,” Wells said. “The media needs to stop with this stuff. And I hope Joe sues the shit out of TMZ.”

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Your Honor

There are a few different words used to capture various aspects of the trait. Honor. Integrity, Honesty. For most of my life, and my career, these words represented inherent virtues. You told the truth because telling the truth was the right thing to do. You kept your promises because it was the honorable thing to do.

We were honorable people.

Somehow, we’ve lost this. Honor is no longer a virtue that we hold for ourselves. Some years ago, I characterized ethics as the thing you do when no one is looking. You were ethical because you were ethical, even if you could get away with not being ethical. You were ethical even if it was contrary to your self-interest. And at the end of the day, you would be able to look at yourself in the mirror, go to sleep, without feeling shame for your choices, your actions.  Continue reading →