Zhe’s making a list. Zhe’s checking it twice. Gonna find out who’s naughty and nice. Hope you used the preferred pronoun so you don’t get coal in your stocking. Do you wear stockings? As for me, the old traditions work just fine. Happy Holidays.
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Merry Christmas to you and yours.
This is a day to forget about the people who’s only goal is to be a burr under someone else’s saddle.
Happy חנוכה Scott. Enjoy the time with the family.
You too, Keith.
“He sees you when you’re sleeping.”
Am I the only one who finds that a tad creepy?
Merry Christmas and Happy Hanukkah to you and yours, Scott and to all.
Grooming. And to you and yours, OR.
Peace be yours this Holy Day!
And yours, Rollie.
In honor of the holiday, I am snacking on potato chips with no trans fat.
“Trans fat.” I’m literally shaking. Bet you can’t eat just one.
I like the classics too. Happy Holidays!
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Seriously? Porn? Christmas porn? That’s pretty Barleycorn of you.
I know, right? The dude is twisted, moogie shoogie, flip city.
You Guyz, you’re just having fun at my expense!
Cool.
So sexist.
So true.
My deepest and most heartfelt apologies if Sgt. Schultz is A GIRL.
Merry Christmas, SHG, to you and yours!
And you and yours, ND.
Chag Sameach!
(I have to admit to making the Chinese food this year)
Why take money from the mouths of hard-working restaurateurs? They need to earn a living too. .חַג שָׂמֵחַ
Merry Christmas, Happy Hanukkah, Copacetic Kwanzaa, and a Felicitous Festivus to all!
Is it too late to take it back and exchange it?
Question: do you get spare ribs? I love spare ribs.
Man does not live on vegan spring rolls alone.
Vegetables are what food eats.