It’s been quite the week, dear readers. We recently had a flood of in-law…I mean rabid squirrels descend on my quiet mountain home. Sometimes one needs a vacation after dealing with a rabid squirrel infestation.
Anyway, with my wits sorely needing a break, I thought it time we played a bit of a game.
Dr. S. and I are quite fond of cooking competition shows. One of those shows is called “Worst Cooks In America,” where Chef Anne Burrell and a guest (ranging from Bobby Flay to Rachel Ray) attempt to turn people with zero kitchen skills into restaurant-quality chefs cooking for food critics.
One of the perverse aspects of this show is you have to be nominated by a loved one to compete. Not only does someone close to you think your cooking sucks, they nominate you to be on a show highlighting how bad your cooking sucks in the chance you’ll suck less than everyone else to win $25,000.
So today we’re nominating people for a new spin-off: “Worst Cooks in America: SJ All-Stars.” Nominate someone, famous or infamous, in the criminal justice system to be on “Worst Cooks” and tell us why. For bonus points, let us know what food atrocity landed them on the show and what kitchen disaster, if any, would have your contestant turn in their chef’s apron in disgrace.
This is for laughs, people, so let’s swing for the fences.
Best response in the comments gets the coveted SJ Friday Funny “Attaboy” from me, with criteria solely based on my arbitrary whims.
Let’s see what you’ve got.
Have a great weekend, everyone! I’m going to take a nap.