Author Archives: SHG

The Mod Squad

The person in Washington, D.C. most affected by Trump’s outrageous twit was Nancy Pelosi. If Trump possesses the capacity to be devious, his twit was tactically brilliant. If not, he just got lucky. Either way, he took Alexandra Ocasio-Cortez’s chief of staff Saikat Chakrabarti’s smack at dinosaur Pelosi and turned it into a movement.

They call themselves the Squad. Four frosh congresswomen. Four women of color. Four women who speak their minds, and use whatever words they choose to do so.  And with the clapping hands of a million woke emojis, they have become the public face of the Democratic Party.

Pelosi told me, after the A.O.C. Squad voted against the House’s version of the border bill and trashed the moderates — the very people who provided the Democrats the majority — that the Squad was four people with four votes. She was talking about a legislative reality. If it was a knock, it was for abandoning the party. Continue reading →

Prickett: “Whenever, Man,” And Then The Beatdown

Ed. Note: Greg Prickett is former police officer and supervisor who went to law school, hung out a shingle, and now practices criminal defense and family law in Fort Worth, Texas. While he was a police officer, he was a police firearms instructor, and routinely taught armed tactics to other officers.

On July 6, 2019, after Baytown, Texas[1] police officers violently assaulted Kedric Crawford, police charged him with actually assaulting them. On July 11th, the police department released some of the body cam footage in the “spirit of transparency and to add some context.”

The problem is that the video doesn’t add the context they thought it would. It does the exact oppose, showing an apparently unprovoked beatdown and torture of a black Crawford by white police officers. And then, on top of that, because Crawford’s fingernails “scratched” an officer while Crawford was being beaten, he was charged with Assault on a Peace Officer.[2]

The only thing I can think is that whoever thought that releasing this particular video would be helpful in backing up the police side of the story is an idiot and should be fired.[3] Continue reading →

Red Hats and Law Children

Visiting prawf at Gonzaga, Jeffrey Omari, told the story, so unsurprisingly makes himself its hero. Or in context, the victim.

As the student walked to his usual seat in the seminar, which was directly in my line of vision, the message on his flaming red hat was unmistakable: “MAGA,” or “Make American Great Again.”

A black law prof in a mostly white school. What could it mean? Continue reading →

Short Take: The Hampster Chronicles

Branding consultant Carol Blymire posted serial twits about a fascinating thing she watched. For the conveniently cynical, it may be that this never happened, but I prefer to accept its accuracy because I have no reason to doubt Blymire.

In office space near a client, a young woman was meeting with her boss. She was (by my estimation) in her late 20s.

The boss (also a woman) was giving her feedback and reviewing edits she had made on something this young woman wrote.

They had been speaking in low tones, but their volume got louder toward the end of the conversation because the young woman was getting agitated about a particular edit. Continue reading →

Is They Right Or Is They Not?

What does the title of this post inform you about “they”? Enough to know that they raised an issue, but not enough to tell you who they might be. And in the process, enough to make it sound wrong to the point of difficulty. It’s almost painful to read so awkward a sentence. But for reasons that elude me, Farhad Manjoo, the New York Times tech columnist, decided to drive across three lanes, over the median, straight into linguistic oncoming traffic.

Call Me ‘They’

The singular “they” is inclusive and flexible, and it breaks the stifling prison of gender expectations. Let’s all use it.

Putting aside Farhad’s call to action, “let’s all use it,” as if they’s somebody’s thought leader on such matters as trendy linguistics, they’s hardly the first to suggest the de-genderization of pronouns. People include their pronouns in their twitter bios. Profs are directed to ask students for their pronouns on the first day of class. I’ve even seen pronouns in emails from lawyers next to their names. It tells me something about them, and what it tells me has nothing to do with their particular choice of pronouns. Continue reading →

Short Take: Innocence Lost

In a quiet moment, the idea of taking a highly scientific poll on the twitters seemed like a good idea. So I did. This was the result:

Granted, the respondents were a select group, and there was no “all of the above” option because that wouldn’t have helped at all. Twitter polls are limited to four choices, so my fifth through 99th couldn’t be included. Maybe my poll wasn’t really all that scientific. Continue reading →

Shooting Blanks In Brooklyn

In typical New York fashion, Emily Bazelon throws words at an inherent conflict as if to “rhetoric over” the two flagrantly conflicting positions of the untenable left. Guns are either awful killing machines or not. Illegally possessed guns are even worse. Except when possessed by young men of color in Brooklyn, in which case guns are unfortunate examples of the failure of police and the oppression of society.

Y.C.P. offers a narrow escape hatch from New York’s punitive gun laws, which are among the harshest in the country. The state imposes a 3½-year mandatory minimum prison sentence for people who are convicted of the maximum charge for possessing a loaded gun without a license. In some states, possessing a gun without a permit isn’t even a crime. Other states treat the offense as a misdemeanor or make exceptions for having an unlicensed gun in one’s home. But in New York, gun control has taken a form that includes mandatory prison sentences.

Y.C.P. is a program run out of the Kings County District Attorney’s office. Continue reading →

Rich Clients and “Fancy” Lawyers

In this odd age where the woke aspire to mediocrity for all, it’s hardly surprising that the Epstein case raises, like the Weinstein case before it, the “unfairness” of the right to counsel of choice for criminal defendants. After all, rich people are rich, so they can buy the best legal talent and services around. As the cutting edge of wokeness, Matty Yglesias, said:

Epstein case reminds me once again of how wrongheaded it was of people to argue in the Sullivan/Weinstein situation that fancy lawyers should be exempt from moral criticism over their discretionary work on behalf of rich clients.

Of course, there is the “moral criticism” of defending “discretionary” clients, because the woke know who’s guilty, and their crimes offend their sensibilities, unlike, say the murder by a black drug dealer of another black drug dealer who stole his corner, who is oppressed and deserving of empathy. Continue reading →

Dope With A Gun? 11th Circuit Gives Qualified Immunity

The facts of Corbitt v. Vickers were sufficiently straightforward that they could be easily summed up.

On July 10, 2014, Vickers and other officers “participated in an operation to apprehend a criminal suspect, Christopher Barnett, whom [plaintiffs] ha[d] never met.” The operation
spilled over onto Plaintiff-Appellee Amy Corbitt’s (“Corbitt”) property after Barnett “wandered into the area.”

Why he was a suspect is unclear, which matters since it reflects on the possibility of a threat to the police. After all, if they were seeking Barnett because he failed to pay 100 parking tickets, it’s different than if he was a suspect in a violent murder. Continue reading →

Short Take: Mandatory FAFSA (Plus Police Training)

For any parent of a high school senior going to college, the joys of FAFSA, the Free Application for Federal Student Aid, are swiftly learned. The questions include not only the inchoate college student’s information, but mom’s and dad’s as well. A lot of it. All kinds of financial and personal information of the sort they couldn’t get without a warrant. Some might even call it “intrusive.”

If you want student aid for your kid, which could mean tens of thousand of dollars, there isn’t much of a choice. Tell the government what it wants to know, or you get squat. Of course, you might get squat anyway, but you have to be in it to win it.

Texas is making FAFSA mandatory, joining Louisiana as the second state to do so.

Completing the form is a leading indicator of college enrollment. And there’s ample evidence that more financial aid is associated with outcomes like college completion. Actually achieving big gains in FAFSA completion, though, requires significant investment and outreach by schools and state officials.

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