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A Citizen, Until Dr. Sobhani Wasn’t

If anyone other than the government had sat on its dirty hands for 61 years, they would be laughed out of court. But when it’s the government, there’s no court and medical doctor Siavash Sobhani isn’t doing any laughing. Having been born here, and living here his entire life, and becoming a doctor, a taxpayer and a member of the community, he was informed by the United States that he was no longer a citizen. Dr. (was he still allowed to practice as a doctor?) Siavash Sobhani was stateless.

As he tells it, when he sent in an application for a new passport in February, he had no reason to expect he’d face any difficulties. He had renewed his passport several times previously without problems. This time, it was set to expire in June, and he wanted to make sure he had a valid one in hand before his family took a trip in July. Continue reading →

Drama In Queens

They weren’t college students in Portland or elite liberal arts students in Massachusetts. They were students at Hillcrest High School in Jamaica, Queens. And they wanted to be part of the action, to feel just as entitled to attack.

“I doubt half of them know how to spell Palestine,” a senior said.

“They just wanted to make drama about it,” a sophomore said of the teacher’s pro-Israel stance.

“Just, like, chaos. They thought of it as fun.”

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Paying Attention To Attention

A few years back, my old pal Bennett announced on the twitters that it was going to be the year of attention. This struck a chord with me, as I consider my time and attention to be precious. I may give it to you, but I don’t owe it to you and you can’t demand it of me. It’s mine to use as I choose.

The ability to focus, to pay attention to one, and only one, thing so that you can get below the surface and do the hard labor of thinking deeply, was never a human strength. But the claim of the moment is that attention spans are at 47 seconds and students’ ability to pay attention is worse, in a different way, than it’s ever been. Continue reading →

Seaton: Drunk, Drunker And A Dog

Deputy Ernesto Miranda saw a lot in his law enforcement career. From his time as a DEA agent to his current post at the Mud Lick Sheriff’s Department, the veteran cop thought he’d come across just about every unusual encounter possible.

Nothing compared to what was happening in the Driftwood County Circuit Courtroom right in front of his eyes.

He was a witness for the District Attorney’s office on a case, patiently waiting for the call to the witness stand. The case currently before Judge Daniel Spaulding was bizarre in its own right. Continue reading →

Quest For Quality, Durability And The Planet

Even though it can be read as a bit too self-promotional, Yvon Chouinard isn’t wrong. As we enter the season of buying, we can choose to buy the newest, shiniest cool thing which will last until either next season, when it’s no longer new or shiny, or until it breaks, as it was meant to do. Or not.

When I moved to Casa de SJ, nestled among the old guard, I learned a valuable lesson from one of my neighbors. He was an old man with even older money, but he had a certain humility that gave his advice gravitas. Buy, he explained, the best quality you can find and afford. It might be the trendy thing, but you will only have to buy it once and it will serve you long and well. Chouinard makes the point with the boots theory. Continue reading →

Thanksgiving, 2023

While there is much happening in the world that causes so many to feel that there is nothing to be thankful for, I refuse to let misery be my guide. Every day brings a new opportunity for things to be better. I am grateful for so many things, especially you, dear readers, for spending your precious time here.

We can choose to wallow in the problems of the world or to work for a better world. What that better world will be may differ for each of us, but if we lose hope that it can and will be better, then we’ve given up. I will not give up.

Happy Thanksgiving. May we enjoy the day with our friends and loved ones and hope it will be joyous for everyone.

Ceasefire Follies

The pressure on Israel, on Netanyahu, to bring home the hostages is unbearable, as well it should be. If your loved one was taken hostage by a raping, murderous terrorist organization and held for almost 50 days, you would want them back at any price. And Hamas took full advantage of its having done two horrific things. First, the rape and murder of women, children and the elderly, and then second, the kidnapping of around 250 whom they didn’t kill so they had something to trade.

Note for future terrorists. Take some hostages atop your rapes and murders, and they give you huge leverage to stop your victims from coming after you. That, and convincing the useful idiots to march for the sake of the babies you use as shields so you can perpetrate terror but they can’t do anything to stop you. Continue reading →

Tuesday Talk*: Can Conservative Law Survive?

While many would argue that the Federalist Society has been unfairly tarred as the conservative equivalent of the progressive American Constitution Society, some long-time conservatives in the law are taking the position that it’s become a captive of the MAGA right and, even if not the conspiratorial organization it’s been painted to be, has failed to fulfill its function of challenging unlawful, unconstitutional and un-conservative “cockamamie” positions taken by Trump and his legal sycophants.

George Conway, Michael Luttig and  Continue reading →

An Associate’s Final Solution

Following the open letter by more than 200 law firms urging law deans to take action against anti-Semitism on their campuses and expressing their intolerance of anti-Semitic and Islamaphobic hatred, a Sidney Austin first-year associate posted an open letter in response. Joe Patrice at Above The Law loved the letter. The associate’s firm, however, did not, and fired the associate.

David Lat argued, with Eugene Volokh’s agreement, that as much as he disagreed with the content of the letter, the associate should not have been fired for what was essentially her personal political view expressed on her own time. Continue reading →

Officer Or Not, It’s A Real Issue

When Colorado state district court judge Sarah Wallace held that, while Trump engaged in insurrection, he was not an “officer” under Section 3 of the Fourteenth Amendment,  MSNBC legal analysts waived it off as some goofy nonsense. “Of course he’s an officer,” they said, as if it were so obvious that it was unworthy of any serious thought. But is it so obvious? Well, sure it is, provided you know nothing about the issue and can’t be bothered to learn.

The question first came on my radar when raised in connection to the Foreign Emoluments Clause that was definitely going to nail Trump to the wall as he was stuffing his pockets with Saudi cash. But Josh Blackman and Seth Barrett Tillman made a fair historical and textual case that elected officials were not “officers,” and that included the president and vice president. It was later written up as a law review article after January 6th explaining the rationale. Continue reading →