Category Archives: Uncategorized

CUNY National Lawyers Guild “Explains”

The attention of lawyers was drawn to one sentence, uttered during the protest to silence Josh Blackman at CUNY law school. Perhaps it was the fear that they had tainted all law students at the school, given that they might someday care to work in the legal profession, or perhaps it was the fact that no lawyer or academic supported their worthy sacrifice for the cause, the CUNY law chapter of the National Lawyers Guild issued a letter explaining themselves.

What We Mean When We Say “Fuck the Law”

Before the explanation, my understanding was when the law was, in their view, “unjust,” then the law was wrong. It was a simplistic, but comprehensible, position. If there was a law that said a police officer may shoot a person at will if, in the officer’s view, the person deserved to be shot, I would scream “fuck the law” too. This was merely their version of it, and they are entitled to believe that some laws are unjust whether Josh, or I, agree.

But as it turns out, that was not quite right. Continue reading →

Short Take: Empirical Guidelines? Nonsense, Judge Bennett Says

Judge Mark W. Bennett takes a momentary break from his thoughtful posts here to take a deep dive into the myth of empiricism of the federal Sentencing Guidelines.

A federal district judge who has sentenced more than 4,000 offenders in multiple districts shares his experience and criticisms of current federal sentencing. The article begins with a history of federal sentencing, then focuses on problems related to mandatory minimum sentencing and application of 21 U.S.C. § 851 prior conviction enhancements in federal drug cases. The next section exposes the myth of empirical federal sentencing guidelines. The final section offers eight specific suggestions for federal sentencing reform.

Judge Bennett has made the point before, that we’re “addicted to sentencing,” and have come to believe the myth that there is some particular magic, some empirical reality, to the numbers of the guidelines that make them real, worthy, appropriate. Continue reading →

The Masked Avengers of Newnan

It started as a white supremacist rally, the sort that was used to explain how the nation was being overtaken by Naxos bent on taking over Trump Nation. About two dozen showed.

A neo-Nazi rally outside of Atlanta on Saturday drew only a few participants and did not last very long.

It proved, yet again, that they are utterly insignificant. Better used as a source of humor and ridicule, if only people still had a sense of humor. So naturally, the unduly passionate in desperate need for a target of their outrage and zeal appeared to protest the handful of pathetic worms. Continue reading →

Gay* Advice

It’s hard. It’s a burden. Your life is so full, so busy, and then Darth Cheeto goes and farts again. You’re literally shaking, but can’t muster the energy to lift your finger in protest. Does that make you a bad person? Where can you turn for a tummy rub that the utter pointlessness of your existence doesn’t make you a traitor to the cause?

Dear Roxane,

Yes, *Roxane Gay. Who better to turn to when you need serious life advice?  Continue reading →

When “Welfare Check” Costs a Teenager’s Life

When a tragic suicide, as if there’s any other kind, makes the rounds on social media, there’s an outpouring of sympathy, “thoughts and prayers” and a push to try to do something to help. Someone did just that for 17-year-old John Albers in Overland Park, Kansas.

When 17-year-old John Albers threatened suicide on FaceTime, his friends called police.

Albers, a junior varsity soccer player and wrestler, was home alone on Jan. 20, 2018, in Overland Park, a suburb of Kansas City, when police were called to the two-story house to check on him.

Was he a young man in distress? Maybe, though it’s a hard call to decide whether to act upon one’s concern, one’s fear. After all, what if, this time, he did it and you did nothing to stop it? Didn’t that make you complicit?  Continue reading →

Short Take: Implicit Starbucks

A racist thing happened at Starbucks, but since nobody wants to say it aloud, I will. It wasn’t implicit bias, the benign sounding word that makes you feel as if you may have been racist, but didn’t mean it. As fashionable as the phrase may be, I don’t buy it. There is no such thing as implicit bias. There’s bias.

On May 29, Starbucks will close 8,000 locations to administer racial bias training for 175,000 of its employees. The move is a response to national outrage over the arrests of two black patrons while they were simply waiting for a meeting to begin at a Philadelphia coffee shop.

But racial bias training for employees is not enough to address the epidemic of discrimination by American companies.

This isn’t an epidemic of discrimination by American companies, but people being people, and they prejudge black guys as being a problem, just as cops prejudge them as being a threat. There’s nothing implicit about it. It’s as explicit as any other bias. Continue reading →

The Narcissism Of The Platform Hijacker

What does actress Jenna Fischer from The Office have to do with racism? The initial responce would likely be, “nothing, as far as I’m aware,” but that’s likely because you’re not sufficiently woke to connect the invisible dots. Fischer, herself, may have nothing whatsoever to do with racism, but she draws people’s attention because of her celebrity. And that’s close enough.

Several dozen students interrupted an event featuring actress Jenna Fischer at DePauw University Tuesday to protests recent racial incidents on and near campus.

Many of them held signs with things claiming they are “afraid for their lives” after recent events.

If you think cops these days are too afraid, it’s nothing compared with students, who function under the belief that a word will break their bones. Continue reading →

Defending Speech From His Knees

A free speech event was held at Harvard the other day. It was given the title “Dissent From Minorities Within Minorities,” which provides about as much clarity of purpose as the title of an SJ post. It was about free speech, but the phrase was nowhere to be found in the title.

Continue reading →

Short Take: Funding Indigent Defense By Defunding Innocence

Louisiana is notable for its gumbo, tossing bead necklaces at women with exposed breasts and outrageous failure to adequately fund its defense of the indigent accused. The gumbo is delicious. Its compliance with Gideon is awful, demanding an extreme response. Orleans Public Defender Derwyn Bunton was compelled to refuse to take on more cases.

There is nothing worse than the “nuclear option,” and Derwyn only dropped the bomb when he believed he had no other choice. So it worked?

The bill, which is currently awaiting debate in the Louisiana House, would increase the amount of money allocated to the state’s public defender offices by the Louisiana Public Defender Board, their umbrella organization. The board would be required to set aside 70 percent of its budget for local offices, up from 65 percent. The change would mean a $1.7 million increase in funding for public defenders.

Don’t unfurl the “mission accomplished” banner just yet. Continue reading →

Elijah Smith Complied (and was shot dead anyway)

“If only he did as the cops commanded” is a ready retort to the guy shot to death when he inadvertantly flinched, or completely ignored, police orders. Sometimes there is a good reason for it, conflicting commands, multiple cops screaming simultaneously, so that it’s impossible to know what to do, how to stay alive.

But the underlying premise is that if only they followed orders, they wouldn’t be dead. The critical piece of this scenario is that their death at the hands of cops is their own fault. They should have complied. They should have listened. They’re dead because they didn’t.

Elijah James Smith complied. He was ordered to raise his hands. He raised his hands. He was shot to death for it. Continue reading →