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Miami’s Rule 35 Scam = No Honor Among Convicts (Past & Present)

In a recent case coming out of America’s health care fraud epicenter south Florida, 3 hucksters just admitted to scamming 22 federal inmates out of millions of dollars. And what were these inmates – and their families – expecting in return for their payments? Time shaved off their sentences for cooperating, through the scammers’ efforts on the outside, as reported by The Miami Herald:

A trio of confidence artists from Texas have pleaded guilty to pretending to use informants and law enforcement to help federal inmates in Miami-Dade County obtain credit for providing information on crimes so they could qualify for sentence reductions.

Relatives of at least 22 inmates paid out $4.4 million to the threesome: Alvin James Warrick, 40, and Colitha Patrice Bush, 36, both of Beaumont, who operated a company called Private Services, and Ronald Bennett Shepherd, 32, of Houston, the firm’s treasurer.

Each of the three defendants pleaded guilty last month to a fraud conspiracy charge that carries up to 20 years in prison, though Shepherd is expected to receive a shorter sentence because he only had a supporting role.

None of their inmate clients ever provided any useful information or received shorter prison terms during the course of their scheme, which ran from 2009 to 2016.

As if the federal cooperation game wasn’t icky enough already (e.g., rat on your closest and toughest confederates, and get some time off your sentence at the government’s pleasure), these inmates’ families were bilked out of millions in exchange for nada, zilch. At an average of about $200K per inmate, that’s a nice chunk of change that could’ve gone to pay for familial expenses on the outside, a defense lawyer’s assistance with cooperating, or for plenty of the BOP’s most exquisite cuisine.

It may even be worse than zilch, because these inmates may have been placed in danger if all the back and forth between them, their families, and the con artists may have created an aura of cooperation on the inside. There’s always something about words that rhyme with “snitches”…

Yes, the article and even the court’s docket will list the inmates as the victims, but in reality the people who lost some hard-earned cash were the families who were willing, and most importantly, able to fork over the cash. In all likelihood, these inmates were already destitute by the time they reached their cell at FCI Miami.

After restitution has been ordered, and the government moved to garnish whatever’s left après le déluge, these low-to-middle-flying convicts (FCI Miami is a low-security prison) are left with a pittance, at best. If anything, they would have sought to make the government whole with whatever they had left so as to hopefully seek a break during sentencing. So the con artists knew where there was no money left, and thus went to where all the money was: the families.

As part of the scheme, Warrick and Bush provided fake invoices and fraudulent documents showing agreements benefiting inmates between various U.S. attorney’s offices, including two in New York, and Private Services.

“In fact, the agreements were fake, the prosecutors’ signatures were forged, and no substantial assistance was provided on behalf of these inmates,” according to the U.S. attorney’s office in Miami.

Instead, the three defendants received regular payments from the relatives of federal inmates for their personal use, including spending the money on luxury cars, vacations and gambling activities.

When you really think about it, it’s not that hard of a sell, at first at least. These are inmates who’ve likely never been to prison before and they, along with their families, are scared shitless as they go through the system. Guess if they waive some shiny documents “proving” results with prosecutors’ names on them, and are good enough salesmen, they can seal the scam.

But there are gaps in how this all went down. Perhaps the inmates and their families exhausted their retainers with the defense lawyers, yet they still had the dough to give to these conniving mutts. Did they not contact their defense lawyers? A ten-second phone call to a competent practitioner would have put these victims on notice that this was a scam.

Jailhouse lawyers don’t really help much despite good intentions, but even a sharp-eyed one might have raised a red flag. Were these con artists that good to keep this going for so long, with so many inmates, while collecting millions?

There’s a whole non-lawyer, and not necessarily criminal, industry that “helps” those on the inside. Take, for example, the BOP’s residential drug abuse program, or RDAP. Those who enroll are eligible for benefits that include time off their sentences, time in a half-way house. Yet, there’s a slew of “prison consultants” on the outside who seek to get paid in exchange for assisting the inmates with getting in the program. As with anything in life, these consultants vary in competence and experience, but if the inmate lands the wrong one, it will likely bring more harm.

A side effect to these cases involving the scam is that perhaps some of the inmates felt like they sold a part of their soul as they worked toward building more cases for the government, with the (distant?) hope of catching a break. They never got a sentencing discount for their effort, but at least no more lives were harmed because of it.

Facebook And The Losing Rainbow (Update)

It’s a pretty big catch for a law firm, to represent Facebook, and what firm in today’s market wouldn’t be thrilled to nail the whale? But it comes with some curious strings attached.

Facebook is requiring that women and ethnic minorities account for at least 33 percent of law firm teams working on its matters.

Numbers alone, however, are not enough, under a policy that went in effect on Saturday. Law firms must also show that they “actively identify and create clear and measurable leadership opportunities for women and minorities” when they represent the company in litigation and other legal matters.

As with most social justice demands, it’s rather vague what is meant by “create clear and measurable leadership opportunities.” But then, while lawyers tend to use comprehensible language, we’re becoming increasingly alone and isolated. Either way, the one-third requirement is pretty clear. Continue reading →

New York Times To Dems: Don’t Filibuster Gorsuch

They got their digs in: It’s mostly the Republicans’ fault for their treatment of Merrick Garland, even though the Dems’ hands are a little dirty as well. But still.

Now, however, partly as a result of its own actions, but more important as a result of increasing polarization in Washington and the nation as a whole, the court is devolving into a nakedly partisan tool.

But this nomination, despite the false vilification of Judge Neil Gorsuch, isn’t the hill to die on.

That leaves it to Democrats to consider whether the filibuster is worth saving. Whether legitimately outraged at Mr. McConnell’s treatment of the Garland nomination or opposed to Judge Gorsuch on the merits, if they lose the filibuster now — as they will — then it is not available to use against another Trump nominee, who may be objectionable not only to Democrats but to a few Republicans, as well.

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Seventh Circuit’s Hively Splits The Circuits (Update)

The best reaction to the Seventh Circuit’s en banc decision in Hively v. Ivy Tech Community College was revealing.

For all the cries about how the law already established that gender identity was included within the ambit of sex discrimination under Titles VII and IX, the hard fact was that no court has ever held it. This couldn’t have been made more clear than by the reaction to the Hively decision which held, for the first time ever, that sex discrimination included sexual orientation.

For the uninitiated, it means that discrimination against a person for being gay is sex discrimination, prohibited by the Civil Rights Act of 1964. It’s a fairly big step uphill from gender identity discrimination. and until now, no circuit court in the nation had reached such a holding. Now it has. Continue reading →

Kopf: On Making Good And Real People Stupid

Let us stipulate that lawyers, judges, law professors and legal pundits are not real people and many are not good either. By “good” and “real,” I mean the salt of the earth types that comprise the vast majority of the American public.

With the foregoing agreed, I next address a question Scott put to me recently:

What impact does the partisan handling of Judge Neil Gorsuch have on the federal judiciary?

The answer is as plain as the very large nose on my very old face. That is, the partisan handling of Judge Neil Gorsuch has made good and real people stupid and that, as a consequence, has irreparably harmed the federal judiciary. There are two aspects to this post.

The Confirmation Hearings

The confirmation hearings were a complete embarrassment.  With two non-lawyers running the show (Senator Grassley and Senator Feinstein), political theatre was the order of the day. Continue reading →

Because Cultural Diss Is Different

This began, if I understand correctly, with a bit of a rant on the twitters, when Cato’s Jonathan Blanks got a little miffed (miffed, as in irate) about conservative reactions to the demands that Dana Schutz’s painting of Emmett Till be destroyed. It was a jarring rant, but it made me think about what was meant by cultural appropriation. Thinking is always a good thing.

Apparently, Conor Friedersdorf was similarly intrigued, and he and Jonathan engaged in an email discussion, which ended up as a post at the Atlantic. Both Conor and Jonathan are smart, articulate and sincere guys, and both are likely far more attuned to issues that an old guy might not fully appreciate.

There is no way to provide you with the flavor of the discussion here. Please read it. But I will excerpt a piece of it to add some additional thoughts. From Jonathan’s part of the discussion:

But my white, right-of-center social media feeds are regularly choked with blithe dismissals of cultural appropriation, as if there is never cause for a reasonable person to be upset when aspects of a culture––or perceived aspects of a culture––are adopted, co-opted, bastardized, or lampooned by white Americans, collectively or individually.

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Cuomo’s Message: Mercy For One

In my vivid imagination, the folks who write editorials at the New York Times wake up in the middle of the night, sweaty and afraid that someone will point out the hypocrisy in their teary-eyed editorials that defy reason and facts, screaming aloud “cognitive dissonance.” Then again, it’s not as if their readers know or care about the games they play. After all, much as they fancy themselves smart, snugly wrapped in the college degrees, they won’t put in the effort to think any harder than anyone else.

When New York’s pseudo-progressive governor, Andy Cuomo, met with the former radical sentenced to 75 years in prison for the 1981 Brinks heist, Judith Clark, she “touched his heart.” Aww. Who knew Andy even had a heart. The Times folks hugged and cried. Sad stories can do that to empathetic people.

Andy commuted Clark’s sentence, which is a perfectly wonderful thing to do. So why carp? First, because it was a sham commutation.

Her only hope of getting out during her lifetime was a grant of clemency from the governor, a power Mr. Cuomo had almost never exercised in nearly six years in office.

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Mike Pence: Perv Or Just Not You?

There are few things that Vice President Mike Pence holds dear that I share, but then, so what? He’s allowed to have different values than I do. Or you do. Or anybody does. And that’s particularly true when it comes to how he conducts his personal affairs, no matter how weird they are to you. Why? Because you are no more entitled to dictate his beliefs than he is yours.

I know, how is that even possible? After all, your values are right and his are not only wrong, but bizarre and outrageous. Is he a perv or just sexist?

No one will be surprised to learn that Vice President Pence is not a loose, casual, fun-lovin’ guy. But many people were surprised to read this little tidbit in Ashley Parker’s recent Post profile of Pence’s wife, Karen:

“In 2002, Mike Pence told the Hill that he never eats alone with a woman other than his wife and that he won’t attend events featuring alcohol without her by his side, either.”

It’s easy to make jokes about, and it’s also easy to argue that this is nobody’s business but the Pences’. But there’s a deeply troubling worldview at work here, one that has profound implications for policy — and we’re already seeing it play out at both the state and federal levels.

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Millennial Guys And Dolls

For a brief and shining moment, it seemed as if the New York Times had let go of its war against toxic masculinity. Maybe the editors believed they had finally wimpified their readership. Maybe somebody whispered in their ear that it wasn’t working. Maybe they figured out that their vision of toxic masculinity, guys being what guys wanted to be, wasn’t actually toxic.

Maybe they couldn’t squeeze it in between their 27 op-eds about why Trump was literally Hitler. After all, their slogan is “all the news that fits, we print.” But it’s back, raising the age-old question of whether Millennial men want stay-at-home wives.

But the millennial category lumps together everybody from age 17 to 34, a group varied by race, ethnicity, religion, income, education and life experience. Don’t think for a second they are united. As a set of reports released Friday by the Council on Contemporary Families reveals, fewer of the youngest millennials, those aged 18 to 25, support egalitarian family arrangements than did the same age group 20 years earlier.

The word “Millennial” refers to a generation, not race, ethnicity, etc. That’s why the group is varied by other factors than year of birth. And most people grasp that traits shared are not absolutes. This isn’t a high-level concept. Consider this foreshadowing, the question being whether it suggests where this is heading or whether its writer, Stephanie Coontz, is kinda clueless. Continue reading →

Lawyers Damned For Their Choice of Client. Again

When Hillary Clinton was attacked for having defended a person accused of rape, lawyers of all political persuasions stepped forward to call foul. Indeed, this has been an ongoing theme, particularly for the criminal defense bar. We represent the accused. We don’t do so because crime is fun or we support our client’s alleged rape or murder, but because defending individuals zealously is what our system, our Constitution, demands if it’s to function.

It’s not that this is a controversial issue, but one too easily abused because of the ease with which the public’s heartstrings can be plucked by the sad story of the victim and the harsh characterizations of the lawyer defending the evildoer. Who would defend that bad dude? We would, of course. That’s what we do, and we make no apologies for it.  And certainly no progressive person would damn us for defending the Constitution and the accused, right? Right?!?

Enter Slate’s Dahlia Lithwick. Continue reading →