At the top of the story is a parenthetical, meant to calm the cries of foul for the story after it hit social media and Cleveland.com was excoriated for it.
(Update: A line has been added to this story to give insight into the motivation to investigate the parents’ background)
The story is all about Leonard Warner. Yes, that Leonard Warner. Who, you ask? Why, Leonard Warner. Have you been hiding under a rock? You know, Leonard Warner. Of course, if you’re the sort of person who doesn’t seek legal advice from past episodes of the Kardashians, the name may not mean much to you. That’s because it shouldn’t. That’s because the name is utterly irrelevant to anything whatsoever.
And that’s why Cleveland.com inserted the explanatory parenthetical. And that’s why thoughtful people everywhere ripped Cleveland.com a new one for having posted the story. It’s not merely outrageous, but feeds the public ignorance by suggesting that it matters and is worthy of space. Continue reading
