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Is Your Online Lawyer Maverick-y? (Special Butthurt Button Extra!!!)

Lexblog CEO, Kevin O’Keefe, who keeps track of such things because that’s how he makes his living, recently estimated that there are still only 2-5% of lawyers who are really active online. I would add that most are young, inclined to be active because they’re digital natives. The rest dabble a bit at best.

At the same time, there is no denying that people in need of legal services search online. It’s a foolish and terrible way to find a lawyer, but people often do foolish and terrible things as long as it’s easy. Finding a lawyer online is easy; type “criminal lawyer” into a search engine and see what pops up.

The results provide three things: Continue reading →

Bill Otis on Prison: Ain’t Nuthin’

One of the voices in the blawgosphere that frequently comes in useful as a test of sanity is Georgetown Law School adjunct prawf Bill Otis, formerly Chief of the Appellate Division, US Attorney’s Office for the Eastern District of Virginia, and a host of other cool government posts.  Whenever one’s views align with Bill’s, it’s a clear sign that you need to stop binge drinking.

At Crime & Consequences, sponsored by the Criminal Justice Legal Foundation, Bill takes on the annoying and persistent harangue that sending a person to prison is such a big deal.

Going to Prison Will Ruin Your Life Continue reading →

Any Moment Now, Judge Alsup

Over at Techdirt, Mike Masnick has been closely following the “no fly list” trial of Stanford Ph.D student Rahinah Ibrahim against the government before Judge William Haskell Alsup in the Northern District of California.  The plaintiff experienced a bit more turbulence at the hands of our government than she was willing to take.

In that case, a Stanford University Ph.D. student named Rahinah Ibrahim was prevented from boarding a flight at San Francisco International Airport in 2005, and was handcuffed and detained by the police. Ultimately, she was allowed to fly to Malaysia, her home country, but she has been unable to return to the United States because the State Department revoked her student visa.

To say that the government stonewalled the prosecution is to insult stone walls. Continue reading →

Woe Is Them Too

While reading a post about a day in the life of a juvenile defender, I realized with a shock that I was committing heresy.

This is the first time the teen has been in trouble and he has unpaid restitution fees.

“It can be really hard for these poorer families to pay,” explains Pinkney.

Pinkney glances over his list of charges and intake report. Apparently, the teen was at a demonstration in downtown Oakland, when he and a group of other kids broke off from the group and started vandalizing cars.

It’s not that I didn’t appreciate what was being said, Continue reading →

When Will Judges Learn About Cool Computer Tricks

While I’m hardly the technological Luddite many think I am, there is no question that I’m far away from the cutting edge.  By my calculations, that still puts me in the top 10% of lawyers, and maybe the top 1% of judges.  This is a problem.

In a comment to a post at Popehat, there was a link to a story in the Sydney Morning Herald that took my breath away about a 14-year-old boy who, having had $700 in virtual currency on Runescape stolen from him, set about to RAT (Remote Administration Tool), a virus that allows a hacker to seize control of another’s computer.  Among the things he could do:

Within a few clicks, the teenager had access to a stranger’s entire computer,  without their knowledge. “I was the happiest kid in the whole entire world,” he  says. Continue reading →

It Was A Snark And Smarmy Night

Soon after I began SJ, someone told me that I had a snarky tone. That would have meant more to me if I understood what snarky meant, as the word was foreign to me at the time. It was explained as snide and cynical, less definition than attitude.

I didn’t see my writing as snarky at all.  And the last thing I saw was cynicism, but then, self-assessment is notoriously unreliable, and there was no reason for mine to be any better than anyone else’s. So after giving it some thought, I sought the perspective of others who would tell me the truth.

What I learned was curious: Continue reading →

Sentencing and the Cult of Personality (Update)

In a CNN op-ed, Northern District of Iowa Judge Mark W. Bennett (the other Bennett, as he’s called around here) and former AUSA, now lawprof, Mark Osler describe how the experiment failed:

Nearly 30 years ago, Congress embarked on a remarkable and ultimately tragic transformation of criminal law. Through the establishment of mandatory sentences and sentencing guidelines, discretion in sentencing was shifted from judges to prosecutors.

After the changes, prosecutors largely controlled sentencing because things like mandatory sentences and guideline ranges were determined by decisions they made.

Judge Bennett notes how the change ignored Continue reading →

When You’re 29 Forever

This will come as no surprise to anyone over the age of 50, but may well be hard to believe for young people: I’m 29.  Yup, 29 years of age.

Well, not 29 if you add up the candles on my cake, or if you ask me what I think of the latest meme or my favorite line from the Princess Bride, mostly because I won’t have a clue, but as far as how I picture myself in my mind, I am definitely 29.

WTF?  Abby Rodman explains.  She found herself in an elevator with a bunch of drunk 25-year-olds. Continue reading →

Plea Bargaining, Ad Nauseum

It came by email yesterday. And then it came again, this time personalized just in case it was ignored the first time.  Human Rights Watch produced a 126 page report about plea bargaining, because it hasn’t been discussed to death enough.  I tried to ignore the press release, but I knew that it wasn’t going to work. I’ve come to despise press releases.

There was no way not to get sucked into this discussion again because people who were clueless, who had never defended a person accused of a crime in federal court and never negotiated a plea (or went to trial in a criminal case) would be all over this like flies on, well, stuff flies just can’t not be on.

So I started to read the report. And it didn’t take long before it devolved Continue reading →