There is something called the “Ellen Dare Dance,” which sounds kinda fun and free. Except in New York City, where police officers who aren’t Ellen DeGeneres fans see it as, well, a threat or an insult. Clearly, something not to be tolerated as cops are busy showing respect and tolerance for the residents they risk their lives to serve.
Dancing. We can’t have that. When will New Yorkers appreciate how hard the police work to protect them? On the bright side, they only threw the dancer, Alexander Bok, to the ground. He lived. No big deal, right?

