In broad terms, there are three types of crimes. The first is what most of us think of when we talk about crime, conduct that is so dangerous or morally culpable that it demands criminal punishment. The second is the pseudo-crime, hidden behind the veneer of a civil sanction to circumvent constitutional scrutiny, and allowed to exist only by dint of awkward judicial gymnastics with the occasional wink. But the bars on the cell are just as strong as they are for the murderer.
The third type is what might be called “accidental.” Not the criminalization of accidents, but the routine imposition of a criminal sanction to enforce behavior that someone decides needs regulating. The theory behind them is that some conduct is good or bad, and it’s up to government to enact a law to make us do or not do that conduct. It ranges from regulations as to what type of trucks can be used to carry containers away from a ship to how high your grass should allowed to grow before your neighbors are rightfully annoyed.
The notion is that crafting rules for behaviors, no matter how banal, won’t work unless there is a penalty on the back end for noncompliance. We should all feel that sense of community spirit as to keep our lawn looking nice, so as not to make our neighbors frown. Yet sometimes, well, the grass grows too tall. It spoils the neighborhood. It detracts from the sense of suburban perfection, like a dandelion or chickweed. How awful. Someone must do something about it.
And in Lenoir City, Tennessee, someone did: Continue reading →