Pissing Off A Shark

There is an ugly side to the saying, you may beat the rap but you won’t beat the ride. Actually, everything about it is ugly, but one that happens with some rarity is that the winning defendant, the guy acquitted after trial or whose case is dismissed after suffering the full panoply of indignities associated with the best legal system ever, can’t let go.

Some people are changed by the ride.  This may be because they’ve become enlightened to a system that destroys at its best, and feel compelled to fix it. Others just can’t walk away from the indignity suffered.  For the most part, this doesn’t work well. It gnaws at people’s souls, and their grandiose expectations of change fall decidedly short.

But what if the guy is a billionaire? Continue reading →

No Better Than The Most Ignorant Agent

A constant in criminal defense is the fight to convince someone, whether government agent, prosecutor or judge, that their perspective of what things are and how things should be is not universal.  Whether it’s explaining why a Chinese immigrant would eschew a bank account for keeping their savings under the mattress, or why a street kid in Harlem doesn’t see a future for himself at Harvard.

We are all limited by our scope of knowledge and experience, and the more limited, the narrower the understanding and more likely to find things outside our scope of knowledge to be wrong, dangerous, nefarious.  It results in innocent conduct being deemed criminally intended. It results in destroying the things with which we’re unfamiliar, and thus afraid. Continue reading →

The Kool-Aid of Reasonable Suspicion

The question of what, if anything, should be required of the government before an agent can rifle through the contents of your computer or, worse still, seize it for mirror imaging with a promise that it may be returned to you someday by someone you will never know, at the border has been a difficult one.  It’s not that it has been entirely without historic precedent, as border agents could look through your briefcase at the papers within to make sure you weren’t carrying the Zimmerman telegram, but it’s not like they read it all page by page.

But computers are different. Computers contain our secret, private lives. Some of it may well be of great interest to the government, though most of it is none of their business under any circumstances, and more about our own personal privacy than any wrongdoing. Computers bring a level of intrusiveness inconceivable before their existence.  And so, their seizure and inspection raises issues that never before existed. Continue reading →

The Judge Has Left The (Virtual) Bench

As every regular reader knows, the past year has given the blawgosphere an actual, honest-to-god, Article III judge with whom to engage. It’s been, at least to me, a somewhat tricky, somewhat awkward, somewhat illuminating experience, and one that I found enormously valuable. And now it’s done.

On the first of January, 2014, District of Nebraska Senior Judge Richard G. Kopf retired his blawg, Hercules and the Umpire, from active duty.

In short, Hercules and the umpire has exceeded my wildest expectations. And so–it is time to kill it. In this forum, I have written all that I want to write and then some. It is that simple. My decision is final. Continue reading →

Best Criminal Law Blawg Post, 2013

The past year has seen the blawgosphere continue down its path toward meaninglessness as more lawyers have jumped in only to pump and dump their wares.  But while the volume of emptiness (and truly awful content) has increased, there remains hope in a handful of great new blawgers, and the efforts of those serious about criminal law.  The numbers may be down, but the value of the content has been stupendous.

This past year brought us another pseudonymous PD, Norm de Guerre at Chasing Truth, Catching Hell, who had two exceptional posts nominated this year. While Norm has slowed down since his nomination to the ABA Beauty Pageant, he’s brought great insight to the blawgosphere in his distinctly left coast style.  Appellate Squawk, another PD from the civilized side of the country, continues to go strong, with biting commentary fused with humor. Continue reading →

How The NSA’s Sausage Got Made

Whether you’re a fan of Judge Richard Leon’s or Judge William Pauley’s opinion on the [un]constitutionality of the NSA’s spying on every American’s telephony metadata, the Supreme Court opinion in Smith v. Maryland stood at the crux of the ruling.  The majority opinion in the 1979 case was written by Justice Harry Blackmun. Or at least, signed off by him.

Via baby lawprof, Josh Blackman, comes a most extraordinary bit of inside info: Continue reading →

The Object of Writing

I was on a roll yesterday, and suddenly realized that the memo I was working on was over 100 pages.  Lest anyone be overly impressed by length, that’s much too long and only meant that I had a massive amount of editing to do. No judge has the time to read, no less digest, a memo of that length. But I was on a roll.

There can be no question but that the ability to communicate in writing is a critical and fundamental tool of the law.  But then, not enough lawyers give much thought to the mechanics of communication in general and writing in particular.  Despite assumptions to the contrary, my writing here isn’t the same as my writing in my practice. This is for fun. In my practice, I write for other people’s lives. I write to persuade a judge to see and agree with my point. There is no room for the indulgence shown here. Continue reading →

A New Year And New Meaning Of Flashing Lights

As New Year’s Eve approaches, preparations are made by police across the nation to block the paths of cars.  No longer is it limited to drivers who sipped more than the Mothers Against Stuff They Don’t Like think they should, but to those who may have toked too hard or taken a Prozac over the line. Or at least what appears to be drugs to a stick.

The law of roadblocks is a curious one, allowing police to seize and detain a person provided it’s done in a non-random fashion. Delaware v. Prouse provided the road map, where the Supreme Court decided it had the authority to “balanc[e] the public interest against the individual’s Fourth Amendment interests.” Continue reading →

The Desirability of Saddling Them Upon Society

Both Judge Richard Leon and Judge William Pauley, in their respective decisions about the constitutionality of NSA’s spying upon Americans by collecting and maintaining all telephony metadata, relied on the 1979 Supreme Court opinion of Smith v. Maryland.  While privacy did poorly in the decision, the opinion was factually relevant and clearly the appropriate precedent to consider.

Many are familiar with Smith as the decision approving of the warrantless use of pen registers, which Justice Harry Blackmun held permissible under the Third Party Doctrine, as failing the objective prong of Katz’s reasonable expectation of privacy test.

The first is whether the individual, by his conduct, has “exhibited an actual (subjective) expectation of privacy,” —whether, in the words of the Katz majority, the individual has shown that “he seeks to preserve [something] as private.” Continue reading →

Milwaukee P.O. Michael Vagnini: Short Time for a Long Finger

As the story of former Milwaukee Police Officer Michael Vagnini’s path to prosecution reflected the failure of cops to deal with the sickest within their ranks, the outcome hasn’t proven any better.  Vagnini had a thing he liked to do when he busted someone. He liked to do it a lot.

The complaint lays out in graphic detail how the primary suspect, Officer Michael Vagnini, conducted searches of men’s anal and scrotal areas, often inserting his fingers into their rectums. Vagnini acknowledged performing one of the searches.

This went on for at least two years, and when the complaints piled up so high that even Milwaukee Police Chief Edward Flynn couldn’t come up with an excuse for ignoring it, Continue reading →