Hard Work, The Lawprofs’ New Normal

At PrawfsBlawg, Northwestern Law Dean Dan Rodriguez has been offering his insight on the future of law school from his thoroughly modern dean chair.  In his latest missive, he drops a dime.

As reformists and irritants likewise insist, we are going to increase our expectations of full-time faculty members in order to realize cost savings and take our foots off the tution (sic) pedal.  Market pressures make the exhortation “pay the bastards less” ring rather hollow — and all the shouting and screeching from the disgruntled won’t make it otherwise.  Salaries for incumbents will remain more or less where they are (albeit with rarer raises).  Faculty hiring is what will take the hit.  In this environment, law schools will be asked to do more with less.

Refusing to succumb to the screeching of “irritants” who don’t appreciate the  awesomeness of scholars, Rodriguez nonetheless gives the bad news of how law schools, the profit centers of academia, will demand that lawprofs hereinafter work for a living.

His first new demand of the professoriate is (hold on to your hats, now), that they will have to . . . teach.


Teaching regularly and well and with sufficient accomodation (sic) to institutional needs, as these needs evolve in this new and difficult era.  Deans, including this one, will be reticent to enter into permanent teaching reduction agreements.  Scheduling will need to follow the imperative of student learning and sensible organizational management, not principally the convenience of full-time faculty members.  Faculty leaves, whatever the reason and whatever past practice, should be discretionary and timed around the needs of the school and its learning environment.  And teaching must be excellent — sophisticated in content, coherent in expression, up-to-date, and connected increasingly to the essential project of making our students into first-rate young lawyers;

What law student doesn’t want to be turned into a “first-rate young lawyer”?  Especially older students, who would be happy to be turned into a “young” anything, but that’s besides the point. The gist is that lawprofs will no longer be allowed to dictate permanent teaching reduction agreements to suit their convenience, but instead by expected to teach the courses the school needs taught.

That means that some poor schmuck is going to have to teach professional responsibility, even though they have no interest in teaching anything other than Con Law (everybody wants to teach Con Law, only using different amendments) and Law and Nietzsche.  Some baby lawprof is going to get Evidence rammed down his throat and he can take it or get a real job. Bummer.

It’s unclear what Rodriguez means by “teaching must be excellent.”  Does this reflect a break from the past where teaching sucked?  Does this mean that law schools will no longer be tolerant of scholars, wholly disinterested in wiping snotty noses, wasting semesters by regaling their students with their pet theories or personal peccadilloes?  What makes this confusing is that Rodriguez, according to his bio, never practiced law. Aside from a year clerking for 9th Circuit Judge Alex Kozinski, his every paycheck came from academia.  How then, one wonders, would he have the slightest clue what it takes to turn students into first-rate young lawyers?

In the comments to this post, an anonymous young (read “untenured”) professor raises the issue:


I’m a somewhat new (untenured) professor and a CJA attorney for criminal appellate matters. I take students on to do as much of the work as they’re capable of, and I teach them as much as I can commensurate with representing a (real) client. I get paid by the court, and they get paid by the court. Luckily, I’m at a school that, for all I can tell, values this experience. It also informs my teaching and scholarship in demonstrable and substantive ways. This, by the way, in addition to a heavy service load, full teaching schedule, and scholarship. Here’s the thing: I’m almost certain that if I went on the job market for a higher-tier school, I’d have to downplay or virtually hide this work.

I have to wonder whether CJA knows that he’s billing for law student hours, or whether he’s paying the law students the full freight, but I digress.  Such naivete, thinking that his appellate practice is valued in the new paradigm of teaching excellence.  Orin Kerr schools him in response.


Anon, sadly, that’s pretty much true, although it may depend somewhat on the school. I argued a Supreme Court case on an issue I had written about in my work while I was doing a visit at a higher-ranked school. I tried not to bring up the case during the visit, as my sense was that it would probably hurt my candidacy by making me seem too much like a lawyer.

For most, arguing before the Supreme Court is a highlight, a good thing that most lawyers never get to do. Not that it adds much to a lawprofs ability to turn minds of mush into first-rate lawyers, since few, if any, will ever do so, and the experience bears little correlation to what happens in the trenches, but still, it’s kind of impressive.  Not for lawprofs, however. It’s a scarlet letter, a taint, to be hidden so none of the other scholars laugh at you and call you dirty names, like lawyer.  Ewww.

But fear not, despite this environment of doing the hard and dirty work of teaching undesirable courses to unappreciative teacups.  There will still be room for scholars.


Insofar as scholarship forms an important part of the modern faculty portfolio, expectations of excellent, impactful scholarship should be high — indeed, in this difficult environment, especially high.  Law profs have an exceptionally enviable gig.  Let’s just suppose that faculty members need to demonstrate their suitability for this gig on an annual basis, and with unimpeachable evidence that they are doing their scholarly work at a level that befits this great job.


Yes, lawprofs do have “an exceptionally enviable gig,” and it is therefore hardly a burden to demand that they do pretty much exactly what they were  doing before the New Normal, like writing “excellent, impactful scholarship!” ([S]ee Harry Potter and the Half-Crazed Bureaucracy, 104 Mich. L.R. 1523 [2006].) 

The takeaway is that some rookie lawprof is going to be miserable being saddled with teaching the crap course no one else wants, like Evidence, and that the law porn finding its way to scholarly mailboxes everywhere will include the word “excellence” as often as possible.  

And as before, lawyers need not apply, because that would just feed into the arrogance of the irritants, who just don’t get what law school is really all about. 

Just Normal Apprehension

Having spent an unfortunate amount of time recently traveling on Interstate 40 in North Carolina, this story is very personal to me.  While my vehicle adhered strictly to the speed limit, as it always does, other cars whizzed by at a fairly high rate of speed, their drivers often waving at us in a holiday greeting preferred by locals using only one finger.  Driving the speed limit on I-40 is not really a good way to make friends.

But when Corporals Bass and Pope of the Sampson County sheriff’s office spied a green minivan traveling at the ridiculously high rate of speed of 73 in a 70 mile-per-hour zone, they took notice. Based upon my personal observation, it was likely because the van was the slowest vehicle on the highway by a wide margin. 

What they saw “concerned” them. From the Newspaper.com :


The second-highest court in North Carolina last week ruled police had no business stopping a car because its occupants appeared to be driving while nervous. On April 15, 2011, a pair of Sampson County sheriff’s deputies were running a speed trap on Interstate 40 when they noticed a green minivan. Corporal Bass and Pope each testified the vehicle slowed from 73 MPH to 65 MPH in the 70 MPH zone and that the driver and passenger stared straight ahead and “appeared nervous” as they passed.

The officers pulled out and caught up to the minivan. When the patrol car pulled along side, the minivan occupants did not make eye contact. The deputies claimed they saw the vehicle cross the fog line and was driving slowly, so they pulled it over for “unsafe movement.” A dashcam video of the incident shows no crossing of the fog line or other evidence of unsafe driving.

While it’s unclear to me what a “fog line” is, giving rise to some concern that I cross it as well because, well, I have no clue what they’re talking about (I don’t speak North Carolinian or Dutch), the driver’s slowing of the van to a near stand-still 59 as the police observed is as clear an indication of criminality as can be.  Same could be said of increasing speed or maintaining speed, but since those didn’t happen here, there is no reason to discuss such matters.

After stopping the car, the corporals did a consent search and found guns in suitcases belonging to the passenger of the van, who was subsequently convicted as a felon in possession. Doesn’t everybody carrying contraband in their vehicle consent to a search for no particular reason?

On appeal, Judge Cheri Beasley, writing for a  unanimous court of appeals, was dubious:


We find it hard to believe that these officers could tell Ms. Canty and defendant were ‘nervous’ as they passed by the officers on the highway and as the officers momentarily rode alongside them,” Judge Cheri Beasley wrote for the court.

The judges also dismissed the idea that the minivan’s slowing after seeing a patrol car running a speed trap [provided cause for the stop].

“The reduction in speed standing alone could be explained a number of different ways, including normal apprehension many people feel when approaching a law enforcement officer,” Judge Beasley wrote. “Nervousness, failure to make eye contact with law enforcement, and a relatively small reduction in speed is ‘conduct falling within the broad range of what can be described as normal driving behavior… Based on the totality of the circumstances, these officers lacked reasonable suspicion to initiate the traffic stop that resulted in the search and seizure of the weapons in this case.”
Remarkably, this incredibly sane decision comes from the same state that  just upheld a stop based on a mistake of law, under the newly formed legal doctrine of Quocunque. Vos es life.

Like submission to the shield, there’s this weird thing that happens to people who are around cops that the court properly describes as “apprehension.”  It’s normal. Indeed, it’s intentional. It’s one of the chief weapons of the Spanish Inquisition police to compel our acquiescence to their authority. Yet, when we do precisely as they intend us to do, it gives rise to a claim of nervousness, thereby justifying interference with our right to be left alone.

And, it’s worth noting in passing, that the court didn’t believe the cops could spy nervousness in the occupants of a green van driving 73 miles per hour anyway. 

But the story doesn’t end with a court that demonstrates a singularly clear understanding of reality. Not by a long shot, because this didn’t end up on appeal by mere kismet.


The judges declared the lawyer in this case should have filed a motion to suppress the evidence gathered during the traffic stop. Because the defense counsel was “ineffective,” the three-judge panel ordered a new trial in which the motion to suppress would likely succeed.

For all those nice folks inclined to blame the cops for doing what cops do, or hating judges for showing the police their appreciation for keeping our roads safe from green minivans, don’t forget to spread the love.  The court held:

We cannot discern a strategic advantage by not filing a motion to suppress the incriminating evidence. Defense counsel apparently realized that the search was illegal but chose not to file a motion to suppress…

In this respect, the court failed to show its deep appreciation of how things happen in the real world. Defense counsel, who was undeservedly unnamed in the opinion, was just too lazy to move to suppress, and from that the conviction flowed. This isn’t to say that a motion to suppress, even under the circumstances here, would have been successful, but that the utter failure to perform the basic function of a defense lawyer is inexcusable. 

And I didn’t get stopped once on I-40, but then, it’s my practice to never drive with a particularly nervous look on my face. Just normal apprehension.

H/T FritzMuffKnuckle






A Present For Immigrants

Despite our secular government’s tepid refusal to recognize that all the best deals on shiny merchandise are grounded in our historic Christian ethic, the Obama Administration has snuck a little gift for immigrants under the tree.  No matter how many haters prefer to arbitrarily rail against groups speaking different languages or enjoying different customs than their grandparents did, ICE-master and Obama elf Janet Napolitano announced the change :


Department of Homeland Security (DHS) Secretary Janet Napolitano has directed ICE to focus its resources on key priorities in all aspects of its immigration enforcement efforts.

This guidance limits the use of detainers to individuals who meet the department’s enforcement priorities and restricts the use of detainers against individuals arrested for minor misdemeanor offenses such as traffic offenses and other petty crimes, helping to ensure that available resources are focused on apprehending felons, repeat offenders and other ICE priorities.

Merry Christmas! You no longer have to cower in the corner for fear of deportation over getting a ticket for that broken taillight. ICE will not send out the SWAT team to get you. In fact, unless they stumble over you, chances of your being deported are fairly small.

The  New York Times applauds this huge shift in immigration enforcement.


The new policy places stricter conditions on when Immigration and Customs Enforcement sends requests, known as detainers, to local law-enforcement agencies asking them to hold suspected immigration violators in jail until the government can pick them up. Detainers will be issued for serious offenders — those who have been convicted or charged with a felony, who have three or more misdemeanor convictions, or have one conviction or charge for misdemeanor crimes like sexual abuse, drunken driving, weapons possession or drug trafficking. Those who illegally re-entered the country after having been deported or posing a national-security threat would also be detained. But there would be no detainers for those with no convictions or records of only petty offenses like traffic violations.

Most people reading this will be satisfied by the vague rhetoric, distinguishing “serious” from “petty” and muttering to themselves, “that sounds about right.”  Those of us in the trenches, whose clients have lived in this wonderful country for decades, who have paid taxes and bought homes, raised children and started businesses, recognize the worthlessness of such characterizations. 

And indeed, if you look a little closer, it becomes readily apparent.  Drunk driving?  So a guy named Jose blows a .08% BAC into a magic black box and never breathes free American air again after the detainer falls, his wife and three kids wondering how they will feed themselves as Jose is returned to a country he left at 3 months of age?

A crime in this country is 97% established by the fact of arrest.  It may be the result of conduct that both justifies punishment and was in fact committed by the guy in cuffs.  Never forget that people do engage in criminal conduct, harm others and could stand a vacation at Club Fed. 

The fact that they cop a plea doesn’t make them guilty or a threat to society. It makes them afraid. It makes them fearful that the alternative, trial, risks even more.  But for this group, it’s not just a draconian sentence, but one followed by a flight to a place far away from the life they worked so hard to create. 

But at least the government won’t go out of its way to deport heinous traffic offenders anymore. Or, as the New York Times says, “those with no convictions.”  Is this supposed to be a miracle, that the United States of America will cease deporting people who have done absolutely nothing wrong?

When Congress amended the Immigration and Nationality Act of 1952 in 1996 to make legal immigrants deportable for the commission of “aggravated felonies” under §101(a)(43), it didn’t seem like such a terrible idea.  After all, the words said it was limited to “felonies,” which had an understood meaning of crimes punishable by more than a year in prison and thus recognized to be serious, and further enhanced by the word “aggravated,” which wasn’t entirely clear but suggested an even higher level of seriousness than the norm.

Somehow, this has come to mean pretty much everything bad that can be twisted in any way to make it sound threatening, awful or dangerous.  It’s pretty easy to make any crime sound dangerous with a few well-placed nasty words. 

Worse still, Congress applied it retroactively, so that crimes that happened 50 years ago were fair game for deportation, back at a time when the decision to plead guilty and take probation had no deportation consequences.

But hey, it’s not like the good people of this country care about giving immigrants a break. After all, we got ours, so screw ’em.  They’re taking our jobs, like mowing lawns for 12 hours a day at minimum wage and denying this vast wealth building opportunity to our children.  We can’t have that.

Sealing borders is hard, especially with all those tunnels and desperate people willing to risk their lives walking across arid lands to provide a better life for their children.  That’s why the government has come up with this significant change in immigration policy, proving itself tough but fair by limiting the strict enforcement of deportation policies to only the most heinous of legal immigrants.  Never again will they deport an immigrant who has done absolutely nothing wrong, unless, of course, they happen to get caught up in our criminal justice system and, under threat of decades in prison, decide a plea is the only sane option.

But since our criminal justice system is the best in the world and never makes mistakes, it’s understandable that the New York Times is kvelling over the new policy.  What could possibly go wrong? Feliz Navidad!




No Joy in Webster

Fires know no religion and take no holidays, so when the alarm went off in Webster, northeast of Rochester, volunteer firefighters Michael J. Chiapperini, 43, and Tomasz Kaczowka, 19, went to work.  On Christmas Day, 2012, they no longer live. Had they died fighting the fire, it would have been mere tragedy, but that was a risk they knowingly undertook.

Dying in a hail of bullets as they and other vollies approached the burning house wasn’t part of the deal.  Fire isn’t the only thing that persists despite the joyous season.  So too does mental illness, of the sort that manifests itself in pointless murder.

The  New York Times explains:



But it apparently was a trap, the authorities said. There were a house and a car burning. There was also a waiting killer, who had stationed himself like a sniper on a berm above the firefighters.

Before they could begin to extinguish the fire, the firefighters were met by a burst of gunfire. Four were hit by the volley of bullets, and two died.

For a few hours, the scene was chaotic: flames ignited adjacent houses as the police frantically searched for the gunman. They would find him dead near the beach, with a self-inflicted gunshot wound to the head.


There will be no trial or soul searching. The shooter, 62-year-old William Spengler, is dead too, and almost certainly mentally ill. There is no reason to suspect he held any particular malice toward the two dead firefighters, but they just happened to be the ones who showed.  Just doing their volunteer job of saving lives and property.

Since the Newtown tragedy, talking heads angrily debate the solution so that it never happens again.  And yet it did, even if it was outside a school and the victims weren’t first graders.  Only people whose perspective is warped argue over which innocent victim’s death is worse. They are all needless and horrible. They were all deserving of life.

All the pieces happened again in Webster. Guns. Mental illness. People who didn’t deserve to die, but did.  Differences, for sure, but death unifies the stories. 

Most people will rejoice in the fact that Stengler, the madman who murdered the two and wounded others, took his own life, just as they did for Adam Lanza, the Newtown shooter.  Maybe I’m the only one who takes no comfort in the death of either. Perhaps they are as evil as most will assume, but they were still human beings, and they both suffered from their own demons who took a beautiful, pure baby and turned them into killers.  Maybe with the right care, they would have done nothing to make their name known as a killer. 

Despite all the years Stengler spent in prison, from 1981 to 1998, for bludgeoning his 92-yearold grandmother to death, he apparently didn’t come out more mentally sound than he went in. So much for the benefits of prison for the mentally ill. 

Presents under trees have been turned into cinders.  Presents under trees will go unopened this morning. Instead, the ground will be opened to accept the remains of the victims.  And there will be more angry debate and name calling about guns, mental illness and armed guards in schools, each voice screaming about how its solution is right and everyone else is stupid, evil, liberal and deportable.

This presupposes that there are solutions to all the bad things man can do.  Pieces of the arguments make sense, but only to a degree that can be embraced by the myopic and simplistic.  We are a wondrous and terrible creature. We do acts of kindness and terror.  We show monumental compassion and horrible hatred.  We are strong and fragile.  Every solution has its merit, and yet fails to fix who and what we are.  Anyone who can’t see the arguments on all sides chooses to be blind.

For the families of the dead firefighters, Christmas Day will be a day of mourning, arranging for funerals and trying to find an explanation for why this happened to them.  They won’t find an answer, even though they may grab hold of anything that brings them a slight degree of comfort.  They are entitled to whatever brings them comfort.

The rest of us are not entitled to seize other people’s tragedies and use them for our own purposes.  Not even if emotions are strong, and we really, really believe our solution is the answer.  There is no magic bullet that will end tragedy and violence at the hands of human beings.  If you feel the need to do something, anything, then gather your children today, Christmas Day, make them put down their shiny new electronic toys and make sure they know they are loved. 

While even this won’t prevent mental illness or access to a weapon, whether a gun or bomb, a speeding car, machete or fire, it is one of the few things we, as human beings, can do to make this a better world.  And no one will call you mean names for doing so.

A Full Bag of Holiday Cheer

It was near the corner of 57th and 10th, midtown but far enough west that no respectable person was likely to see it.  There is little information as to the homeless man involved, except that he was eventually taken away by ambulance.  And not because he had a bullet embedded in any part of his body.

But  the image is still very wrong.



and…



There are other photos, all similarly mundane, but for the fact that they show a homeless man being held in a body bag on the sidewalk.

Ignite Revolution described the scene:


The man could be heard saying to the officers, “you´ve had me on the ground for an hour! I can´t get transported or nothing!? when you take this off my eyes, I´m taking everybody´s names and numbers!” In response, the officers just stood around laughing because they know, just as well as we all do, that NYPD officers can get away with almost any kind of mental, verbal, or physical abuse and violence against those they arrest.

Without question, it reflects a horrible lack of respect for the homeless man, in stark contrast to the recent act of kindness when a cop gave another homeless man boots.  The problem is that one act of kindness doesn’t excuse another act of callousness.

But as bad, as disrespectful,as these photos appear, they are much better than a body bag filled with a dead or injured person.  The reality on 57th and 10th, and plenty of other places around Manhattan, is that there are homeless people who are mentally ill or drug addicts, and can ;present a threat to others.  It isn’t a question of blaming someone, but saving someone.  They aren’t always easy to save.

What I prefer to see remarkable about these images, particularly given the season, is that the police didn’t subdue the fellow with force, whether taser, club or Glock, but held him until an ambulance arrived to take him somewhere warm and safe.  It may not be so, but I hope it is.

Yes, it was an ugly scene on the hard sidewalk, and it would have been far better had there been some minor display of human respect. Laughing at the man in the body bag didn’t help, and reflects what most of us have come to dislike immensely about police.  Are we here for their amusement?

But they didn’t harm him. They didn’t kill him. That makes this far better than many things that happened in the past year, and it’s something for which we can be grateful.

Small Print and Fine Print

At the Red Tape Chronicles, Bob Sullivan raises a common annoyance in a way that leaves every reader stupider for having been there.


Can the New York Yankees change the First Amendment and make their fans agree to the change? They tried recently.


“Ticket holders acknowledge and agree that the Yankees’ ban on foul/abusive language and obscene/indecent clothing does not violate their right to free speech,” the team wrote recently in a new far-reaching set of fine print published in the October edition of Yankees Magazine.  The phrase appears on tickets, too.


Anyone who’s been to the Bronx recently probably wouldn’t fault an attempt to make it more family friendly, but can a baseball team change the Constitution and force you to accept it?


So the Yankees want to limit bad behavior in their house? Not a terribly controversial  notion. But when Sullivan asks whether a baseball team can “change the Constitution,” brain cells begin to die.

Sullivan relies on a new book called “Boilerplate,” by lawyer Margaret Jane Radin, which raises the usual complaints about the small print that goes along with most purchases of good and services.



Radin’s point is that contracts, by definition, involve two equal parties that negotiate terms, while fine print is issued on a “take-it-or-leave-it” basis. (Just try to negotiate a lower early termination fee or strike out any clause when you sign a cellphone agreement.)  In layman’s terms, fine print is merely a list of bad things that can happen to you, the consumer. You might get hit with a penalty fee; your service might be terminated; your right to join a class-action lawsuit is surrendered.

Well, no. Some contracts are negotiable. Some are take it or leave it. Sometimes the parties are equal. Sometimes not. They are all still contracts.  For the most part, we have a choice. Nobody forces you to sign up for a couple of years for cellphone service, but if you want the free phone, that’s the giveback.

The bigger problem than contracts of adhesion are the click-wrap contracts that no one ever reads. But then, we’re so deluged in contracts and legalese that who has the time or interest? If Justice Scalia can’t be bothered to read the closing documents for a house, why should anyone else?

But Radin, and hence Sullivan, is very wrong when they assert that the small print is the equivalent of some corporate lawmaking. Notably, legislatures can prohibit the waiver of rights in small print. That is lawmaking. No small print can require something unlawful, even if the nice customer service rep thinks otherwise.  No small print trumps the law.  But when the law is silent, the small print takes over.

And why not? Many people have come to feel (note the use of the word “feel” rather than “think”) that they are entitled to enjoy the fruits of someone else’s effort with no strings attached.  By that, I don’t mean a term of years without an early termination fee, but without whatever additional crap someone put into the small print.  Even with the recent Instagram fiasco, where they laid claim to the right to sell people’s pictures, people had a ready choice. Say no. Don’t use the service.

But, you say, I want to use the service. I like the service. No, I love it! And I am entitled to use whatever I love and they shouldn’t be allowed to dictate the terms of service. Radin fuels the sense of entitlement:




“This is creating a mockery of state legislatures. We elect legislators, they decide something is important and debate it, then vote on a law, then it becomes law,” she said. “Then corporations write rules and they effectively become law, contradicting what the legislature did. What we think of as a contract is really important to our conception of social order. Think of how many people are affected by (boilerplate language). If it is thousands or millions of people, that’s letting a firm create a new legal universe.  That undermines our rule of law.”

This is utter nonsense.  Coming from a lawyer, it’s inexcusable, as nonlawyers will read it and believe that if a lawyer said so, there must be some merit to it. There isn’t, and Radin doesn’t merely disserve the ethical consideration of educating the public, but murders it by making people stupider.

Writing a book is a great way for lawyers to try to  establish credibility and distinguish themselves from the pack. Potential clients are very impressed that you’ve written a book, even if no one buys it or reads it.  To maximize the likelihood that someone will read it, authors frequently strive to be controversial and novel, sometimes writing absurd and ridiculous things in the hope that someone will notice they exist. 

When it comes to lawyers, however, the right to opine crazy isn’t unlimited.  Railing against the “tyranny” of small print is fine. We all hate it, and there are certainly substantial arguments to be made against click-wrap terms, which nobody reads, or the terms and conditions set forth inside packaging that no one sees until after a purchase is complete, the product opened and/or unreturnable. 

But we do not have the right to conflate small print with corporations sucking away our constitutional rights or creating a new legal universe.  That feeds the angst, the conspiracy theorists and the disenchanted, but it’s fundamentally wrong from a legal perspective, and there is simply no viable argument to support it.  That’s where the line gets drawn.

Yet Radin wrote a book. Sullivan wrote about the book. And somewhere, sometime, someone may stumble across what they wrote and challenge it from centerfield at a Yankee game.  And they will never make it to the seventh inning stretch.  Small print may suck, but legally, its fine print unless the law otherwise prohibits it.  You are not entitled to feel otherwise.

H/T Ken at Popehat


 

Horseshoe Crimes: Close Enough

At Volokh Conspiracy, Orin Kerr raises a troubling 4-3 ruling out of North Carolina, State v. Helen, that held the Fourth Amendment allows a search and seizure based upon a “reasonable” mistake of law.  The facts, as Orin rightly notes, are about as good for the prosecution as they get.


An officer spotted a car with a broken rear right brake light. The officer pulled over the car, and the traffic stop eventually led to the discovery of drugs in the car. The defendant was convicted, and on appeal persuaded the North Carolina Court of Appeals to adopt a rather surprising interpretation of the traffic laws. According to a long statutory analysis from the North Carolina Court of Appeals, interpreting several archaic sections of the traffic code, it was actually legal to have one broken brake light as long as the other brake light functioned properly.

The cop told the truth as to the reason for the stop, and, as it turned out, the facts gave rise to no violation of the traffic code, and therefore no legal justification to stop the defendant. The ensuing search which produced drugs, therefore, would never have happened but for the stop. This would seem a slam-dunk suppression, but no.


A divided North Carolina Supreme Court ruled that the stop was constitutionally reasonable. The officer had a reasonable belief as to what the traffic laws meant, the majority reasoned, and he acted reasonably. Because the Fourth Amendment requires reasonableness, this is all the Fourth Amendment requires and the resulting stop was constitutional.

The dissent agrees that the officer acted reasonably in a generic sense, but it argues that we would not want to systemically allow stops of people who are not breaking the law at all based on erroneous officer understandings of what the law is. The dissent also points out that this is like an exclusionary rule case in disguise: The majority’s reasoning is akin to saying that there is a good faith exception at the remedies stage, the kind of thinking that should not infuse the court’s reasoning at the initial stage of whether a constitutional violation occurred.

Orin goes on to explain why his sympathies lie with the defense in this case, that traffic laws being more regulatory than criminal in nature, the scope of authority they confer is limited to actual violations regardless of reasonable mistaken beliefs.  He also agrees that “reasonable” analysis is more appropriate for remedy than rights.  His third reason is the most interesting:


[A]s a Criminal Law professor, I can’t help but approach the question by reference to the doctrine of mistake of law in criminal law. When a citizen makes a reasonable mistake of law as to what is criminal, the general rule is that ignorance of the law is no excuse. If a citizen reads the law and perfectly reasonably thinks his conduct is lawful, only to have a court take a surprising reading of the criminal law and say he is guilty, the courts say “enjoy your time in prison, Mr. Marrero.”

The mistake of law platitude is trotted out fairly regularly with regard to police, given how regularly they are drop-dead wrong in their express assertions of what the law either requires or prohibits. As many argue, why us but not them? 

While this may be one of the rare instances where the adage applies, it’s still not really a viable fit. Would this make the officer liable for kidnapping for the seizure, or liable in tort for the violation of civil rights? If so, cops would need a judge, or at least a lawyer, in every cruiser to provide a legal opinion before acting. More to the point, the purpose of criminal law is to prohibit conduct deemed malum by the legislature, not to anger the citizenry but to prevent the conduct. 

That’s why ignorance of the law is no excuse. Its applicability to police in the performance of their authorized duties doesn’t fit the purpose. We want police to act in good, even if mistaken, faith, and hash out the details in court afterward, so that we are protected up front from the initial wrong and its potential harm.

But there is another perspective which, while it’s related to Orin’s rights/remedy distinction, seems to better explain why this decision is plain, old wrong.  The authority of the police to act is predicated upon a determination of the legislative branch that specific conduct is illegal. The courts have no authority to create crimes, and cannot authorize the police to act to prevent conduct that the legislature hasn’t determined to constitute a crime.  They can interpret whether conduct is, or isn’t, a crime, but once they decide a crime did not occur, the court has exercised its power to the fullest.

The decision of the North Carolina Supreme Court is ultra vires, beyond the scope of its authority.  They have, in effect, created a new crime. Actually, a whole new branch of crimes: horseshoe crimes. Horseshoe crimes are conduct that is reasonably close to a legislated crime, but falls just short. Close, but they still get a cigar.

There is no authority that permits a court to criminalize conduct that isn’t otherwise criminal.  It may be reasonable for the officer to make a mistake, but so what?  There is no offense of reasonably close to murder, or, as here, reasonably close to a traffic infraction for having a broken brake light. It either is or isn’t, as the legislature determined.  If the lege didn’t think it was worthy of being an infraction, then it isn’t, and neither the police (the executive branch) nor the courts (the judicial branch) has any authority to make it so. The power to create a crime rests exclusively in the legislature, and they have spoken.

By introducing wiggle room into what conduct offends the law, a whole plethora of problems follow. Is there notice of horseshoe crimes?  How could there be, since laws only give notice of what they prohibit.  Worse still, they give notice of what they don’t prohibit, and that means a fellow should be able to comfortably drive around North Carolina with one working brake light without fear of being stopped.

Of course, Orin notes the cynical reality, that the police can always suggest to the lege that they close these horseshoe crime loopholes, and the legislatures tend to look favorably upon such requests. Being somewhat more cynical than Orin, the police can also just make up a reason to stop that they 110% certain constitutes a crime, thus avoiding the problem altogether.

But as a matter of doctrine, it makes no sense at all for a court to approve a horseshoe crime, as neither the police have any authority to act against lawful conduct, nor do the courts have the authority to make lawful conduct unlawful for the purpose of approving the outcome. 

H/T John Wesley Hall at Fourth Amendment.



10,000 Divided by X Equals 4 Hour Credibility

Math. The bane of lawyers, unless it’s a number divisible by three. Malcolm Gladwell famously postulated in his book  Outliers that it takes 10,000 hours to achieve expertise. That’s a very long time to a young person. 

In contrast, Tim Ferris shows how one can create the appearance of expertise in a mere four weeks, and thereafter enjoy the four hour work week.



  • Join 2 or 3 related trade organizations
  • Read 3 top selling books on your topic
  • Give one free 3 hour seminar at the closest well-known university
  • Give 2 free seminars at branches of two well-known big companies such as AT&T or IBM
  • Offer to write 1 or 2 articles for trade organizations
  • Join a service that journalists use to find experts to quote for articles
Nuts and bolts, all laid out for your consumption.  Four is much more palatable than 10,000, not to mention less.  Why, one has to wonder, would someone spend 10,000 hours to do what can be accomplished in four?

At the Philly Law Blog, Jordan Rushie has been struggling with this very question.
Nevertheless, Rachel became a “4 hour expert” in starting virtual law offices by generating publicity for herself, and then using that publicity to manufacture expertise in starting VLOs. Now she sells the same “4 Hour” model to other people, which you can do with just about any area of law. But is the 4 Hour method really worth anything to a law practice in the long run…?

Jordan’s envy grew out of an online article by  Rachel Rodgers in Forbes.  He found it astounding that a legitimate media outlet like Forbes would publish something so utterly vapid and worthless.  There was a sense of blame directed at Rodgers, but it was misguided.  Don’t blame Rachel Rodgers for effectively executing a scheme to circumvent competence. 

Sure, she can be blamed, as a new lawyer, for ignoring the ethical implications of her proposition, but then, young lawyers of the view that the internet is an ethics free zone, or that ethics are archaic, or perhaps ethics are a weapon used by old lawyers to keep young lawyers in their place, her philosophical distaste for ethics can explain it away.

It would be far more worthwhile to ponder the question of why any legitimate source of information would be party to a scheme like this.  After all Tim Ferris’ bullet points can’t be accomplished without the complicity of others who, by inviting, allowing or acquiescing in the scheme, make it work. 

One can’t give a seminar, free or otherwise, at a well-known university unless the university allows it.  The kicker is that it’s free, and free is always a tempting price.  At the same time, universities tend to have a relationship to knowledge and education, some even scholarship, and one would expect the university not to allow someone to speak on campus who lacks the ability to make people smarter.  In fact, one would expect a university to say “absolutely not” to someone who is so lacking in substance as to have the potential to make people stupider. 

And yet, having kept an eye on people who speak at universities, including their law school, I find that isn’t the case.

Then there are the “well-known big companies such as AT&T or IBM.”  One would expect that they would be a bit more critical of the competence of those allowed to give seminars.  But again, my eagle eye has taken note of some well-known law firms who have welcomed self-proclaimed social media experts with open arms. 

Trade organizations are always looking for free articles for their publications, depending as they do on the kindness of strangers and, since their members are busy working, often lacking sufficient fodder to fill their next issue.  And when it comes to journalists, they couldn’t care less who they get a quote from, as long as it’s pithy and brief.  It’s just the lunch meat in their journalistic sandwich.

What all this relates to is credibility.  There are three types: attained, ascribed and attributed.  One attains credibility by one’s efforts and deeds, which is the sort of expertise Gladwell writes about.  This is credibility that is earned through hard work and accomplishment.  

Attributed credibility is the sort that someone else gives you, such as when a reporter tells a story in which you are described as an expert.  Whether or not you are, in fact, an expert is of no moment; the mere fact that someone calls you an expert means that whatever you have to say is experty.

Ascribed credibility is the cred one gives oneself. It is by far the weakest of the three kinds of credibility, and thoughtful people realize that it’s just as likely to be a product of delusion or deceit as a reflection of merit.  Tim Ferris recognized this, which is why his scheme relies on attributed credibility from otherwise credible institutions.

Is it fair of Jordan to question Rodgers’ effective use of this scheme to manufacture credibility?  Of course it is. The scheme diminishes the value of effort, of achievement, of the attainment of expertise, by substituting the feigned appearance for the substance of expertise.

But the scheme cannot work without two things happening. First, sources perceived as credible allow the incredible to bask in their reflected credibility.  And second, the rest of us fail to subject claims of credibility to the barest scrutiny.  They allow it. We accept it. 

While this not only fails to establish young lawyers and adherents of the number 4 as credible in fact, but impugns them for having seized upon a scheme that is deceptive at its core, there remain many who can’t be bothered giving any of this enough thought to question it.  And for those who recognize the fallacy of manufactured credibility, but refuse to speak out against it, they too are party to the scheme.

On the other hand, achieving real expertise is not only hard, but takes a very long time. Far too long for those who demand your immediate adoration.  Just do the math.




The Hoody Syndrome

Some would think that the direct connection between hoodies and crime was put to arrest following the killing of Trayvon Martin, where amorphous allegations of  his wearing a hoody somehow created a level of suspicion that justified what followed.  Nope.

In San Diego, 21-year-old Antonio Martinez made the mistake of wearing a hoody.

[Sheriff’s Department Captain Joe] Rodi said deputies were looking for a man in the area, possibly involved in a domestic violence dispute, when they came across Antonio Martinez.
“As the gentleman walked by, he covered his head with the hood of his sweatshirt,” said Rodi.  “Trying to conceal his identity.”
It was an act which raised the deputy’s suspicion.
When Antonio Martinez wouldn’t stop walking away as the deputy called out to him, the deputy took matters into his own hands.

 

Some may wonder why Martinez didn’t stop when told to do so.  To the overly compliant, such defiance offers more than sufficient justification for anything that follows.  It might have been that he chose to exercise his constitutional right to be left alone. It’s more likely that he didn’t realize the cop was talking to him, When someone yells “hey you,” it’s not exactly clear who “you” is.  It might have been that he was thinking about other things and didn’t hear the officer. The funny thing is that a person who has done nothing to elicit police interest has no reason to pay much attention to such things. After all, why would the cop be telling him to stop? It must be someone else.

But the hoodied Antonio Martinez had one additional distinguishing factor. He had Down Syndrome.

 

“He pepper sprayed him,”  Rodi said.  “When that wasn’t effective, he hit him with a baton, which put him on the ground, and then a couple more strikes to get his hands free. So they could hand cuff him.”
They got him in the patrol car and realized he had Down Syndrome.

 

That’s the police description of what happened.  A witnesses description is a little less benign.

 

“He got pepper-sprayed so he’s covering his eyes the cop kept saying, ‘get on the floor,’” said witness Melissa Mejia. “He was already on the floor.”
Mejia was working in her family’s shop nearby when she heard the commotion.
“He was lying down and the officer had the baton. He kicked him a couple times, like hard,” she added.
Mejia then ran to the bakery and got his older sisters and yelled at the deputy to stop.
“He has Down syndrome. Stop you know, it’s wrong,” she said she yelled. “He wouldn’t stop, he kept going.”

 

There are three independent components here worthy of note. This is yet another beating of a developmentally disabled person, not only innocent of any wrongdoing whatsoever but among the most vulnerable in his ability to react, respond, process what is happening. Like ordering a deaf person to halt, the shocking refusal of police to control their violent urges in the face of people with disabilities puts them at heightened risk.

While cop apologists will respond, but how is a cop to know that a person is disabled, the answer is there are many in our society who have disabilities, and they aren’t entitled to immediately leap to force for their own convenience or knee-jerk self-protection at the expense of a disabled citizen.  In other words, figure it out before you beat someone.  And, once you have a hint that someone is disabled, as the witness, Mejia, told the cop, demonstrate that modicum of self-control necessary to stop the beating.

The second component is why, regardless of the fact that Martinez had Down Syndrome, was force used at all?  Not only was there no conceivable threat of force to the cop, but even if this is chalked up to “contempt of cop,” it was of such utterly minor nature to be shocking. Martinez didn’t bolt. Martinez continued to walk. And that gave rise to his being pepper sprays, beaten and kicked.  Bear in mind that the cop didn’t know that Martinez was the person involved in his potential domestic dispute, or just a guy walking down the street.

And finally, Capt. Rodi, to his credit, apologized to Antonio Martinez for what happened, but in the course of doing so “explained” the police officer’s response.

 

“As the gentleman walked by, he covered his head with the hood of his sweatshirt,” said Rodi.  “Trying to conceal his identity.”
It was an act which raised the deputy’s suspicion.

 

A little too late calling Martinez a “gentleman.” The knee-jerk assumption that Martinez, by covering his head with his hood, was “trying to conceal his identity,” as opposed to merely covering his head with his hood for whatever reason motivated him at the moment.  This, in the course of an apology, was supposed to make it all understandable, all comprehensible, to the man beaten.  This was supposed to make the wounds hurt less.

Projecting nefarious intent on innocent acts is one of the primary tools of law enforcement, used to a reaction that would be utterly unacceptable otherwise, or if offered by anyone other than a cop. This is the “furtive movement” rationale for a search or, in the most extreme cases, a killing. By merely characterizing an innocent act as something reflecting evil intent, it’s supposed to explain the beating of a man walking down the street wearing a hoody.

And as absurd as the excuse may be in this case, given its outcome, it suffices almost all the time.  Had Antonio Martinez not had Down Syndrome, what are the chances that he wouldn’t have been arrested and prosecuted for his disobeying the cop?  After all, he was wearing a hoody.

As Long As Your Car Is Stopped Anyway

The theory underlying the law enforcement panacea in Whren v. United States, approving of pretext automobile stops, is that no one can drive any distance without breaking a traffic law. Thus, if a cop follows a car long enough, he’ll have justification to stop it and, well, have his way. Since a cop’s claim that you swerved across a line, failed to signal or drove 3 miles over the speed limit is more than sufficient cause to stop, it’s really not necessary to follow for too long if a stop is in the offing.

The New York Court of Appeals, in a surprising reversal of the trend toward making the roads a Constitution-free zone, held in  People v. Garcia that it is impermissible for a police officer who has made a routine car stop for a traffic infraction to play out the scenario to his routine advantage.


The state judges ruled that without a “founded suspicion” of criminal behavior, officers cannot ask pointed questions that imply criminal activity, like “Where are the drugs?” or “Do you have a weapon?”

The prosecution argued that asking pointed questions is necessary for police safety, that a cop takes his life in his hands when he stops a car for speeding. Whether the driver is a nun or shooter is unknown, and it’s barely a burden to ask given that the car is already stopped.  The argument is bolstered by the Supreme Court’s  Pennsylvania v. Mimms decision, authorizing police to order people out of a stopped car for police safety.  After all, stopping a car is a seizure, a far greater burden than merely ordering someone out or, as in Garcia, asking questions. There is nothing to stop the person from refusing to answer, the dissent notes.

The automobile exception to, well, everything, has proven to be the slipperiest of slopes since bootlegger days,  It’s not that the argument lacks logic, but that there hasn’t proven to be any conceptual edge to end the slide of intrusion. So anything goes.

Anything, you ask?  Seriously?  Well, consider two women in Irving, Texas, stopped by a state trooper for throwing cigarette butts out the window of their car.



38-year-old Angel Dobbs and her niece, 24-year-old Ashley Dobbs, were pulled over last July near the area of Highway 161 and Beltline Road for allegedly tossing cigarette butts out of the window of their vehicle while on a ‘road trip’ to Oklahoma.


The women’s attorney Scott Palmer says State Trooper David Farrell claimed he smelled marijuana coming from the vehicle and performed a search, which turned up nothing.


Trooper Farrell then called in a female trooper, who proceeded to do a very personal cavity search to see if they women were hiding any illegal items.

The female trooper performed a cavity search at roadside to protect the public from the Dobbs gang.



The women said that the female trooper, Kelley Helleson, proceeded to use her fingers to search their anuses and vaginas, using the same latex glove on both women, on the side of the road in full view of other passing vehicles.

The women not only said so, but have the dash cam video to prove it.



To put this in more concrete context, say Sonia Sotomayor and Elena Kagan were driving the circuit, two gals with some personal bonding time, smoking the occasional Virginia Slim in their rental car, which has no ash tray.  So they toss the butt out the window, which naturally attracts the attention of an environmentally sensitive Texas state trooper.  And cigarettes, naturally having a similar smokey odor to pot, alerts the trooper to the potential that these gals are drug mules, feels compelled to protect society from them.  And a search ensures.

Will Justices Sotomayor and Kagan be understanding about the need for a trooper to insert her fingers in their anus and vagina just to be sure?  Will Nino Scalia tell them in conference to take one for the team?  Will Clarence Thomas sit there silently?

Judge Carmen Ciparick was likely unaware of what happened to the Dobbs gang in Irving, Texas, when she wrote the majority decision in Garcia, but she was well aware of the slope before her when she wrote that there is no justification for treating the occupants of a car any differently than a person on foot.

Indeed, Mimms and Robinson place automobile occupants in the same position as pedestrians vis-à-vis police officers; the People’s proposed rule, on the other hand, would create disparate degrees of constitutional protections based on an individual’s mode of transport. Finally, by sanctioning, in the interest of safety, a suspicionless inquiry into whether the occupants of a stopped vehicle have a weapon, we may open the door to less precise inquiries with potential to raise significant privacy concerns. We decline to introduce  uncertainty into this area of the law when it is not necessary to do so. Whether the individual questioned is a pedestrian or an occupant of a vehicle, a police officer who asks a private citizen if he or she is in possession of a weapon must have founded suspicion that criminality is afoot.

While this may not appear at first blush to be a resounding disapproval of the automobile as Constitution-free zone, it’s a critical break from the anything-goes jurisprudence surrounding cars and a return to New York’s once-proud historic protection of individual rights that deliberately exceeded that offered under federal law. 

By this decision, the Court of Appeals refused to hold that anything goes as long as a car is stopped anyway, a significant return to the days when New York refused to tag along on the Supreme Court’s slide down the slippery slope.

On a side note to the Dobbs gang search, there has been much outrage about the fact that the female trooper didn’t change gloves as went from anus to vagina, person to person. This outrage reflects a grave misapprehension of the situation. 

The gloves had nothing to do with the gross or hygiene factor for Angel or Ashley Dobbs; the gloves were for the trooper’s benefit, not to mention so she wouldn’t get any “evidence” under her fingernails. Who knows what creepy stuff might be found on a Texas gal in a roadside search of their private parts? Officer safety always comes first.  If not for that, there might still be constitutional rights on the road.