Paris Hilton, one of the primary targets of Nancy Grace’s venom, is out of jail after having served only 3 days.  According to LA County Sheriff spokesman Steve Whitmore, jailhouse exposure to polyester caused Paris to suffer a potentially lethal rash which, when combined with the lack of a proper medicinal dose of Chateau Haut Brion, could have been fatal.

Whitmore denied that the rash had anything to do with close contact with lonely young men working in the jail who had certain yearnings and desires. 

Rash that may or may not have anything to do with Paris Hilton’s surprise release.