Apparently, the old Roseanne television show has been brought back, same cast, same show, as if the Connors were there all along. Nobody told me, so I didn’t watch it. Well, there’s a fair chance I wouldn’t have watched it regardless, but that’s only because I’m still trying to catch up on Orange is the New Black.

Since I didn’t see the show, I have to rely on other television critics to inform me whether it’s worthy of my time and attention. Fortunately for me, Roxane Gay is on the job.

It can be very difficult to separate the art from the artist. In the case of Roseanne Barr and her critically acclaimed television show based on her life, it is nearly impossible. I wasn’t going to watch the reboot because I find Ms. Barr noxious, transphobic, racist and small-minded. Whatever charm and intelligence she brought to the first nine seasons of her show, a show I very much loved, are absolutely absent in her current persona, particularly as it manifests on Twitter. She is a supporter of Donald Trump, vocalizing her thoughts about making America great, claiming that with her vote, she was trying to shake things up. She tweets conspiracy theories, rails against feminism and shares Islamophobic opinions.

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In our latest edition of “The Best and the Brightest,” the children of Harvard law remind us that even cowgirls get the blues.

Every law student has met a lawyer who cannot help but offer the advice, “Don’t go to law school.” The misery in the legal profession is seemingly ubiquitous. The mental health crisis facing modern lawyers has been reported so extensively, it barely needs repetition. Yet the causes have been woefully overlooked.

Between the first sentence, which includes a quote that I’ve uttered regularly, and the second is a huge gap these future leaders of America have boldly leaped over. It’s almost as if they lack the capacity to grasp what they did, which might be chalked up to question-begging except for the fact that smart kids would never engage in such an obvious logical fallacy.

When lawyers tell kids “don’t go to law school,” there is a list of reasons. Law is no longer a respected profession. Law no longer assures a practitioner of a comfortable financial future. Continue reading →

Sure, a few prosecutors still want to argue over bite mark evidence, in bizarre denial of the conclusive science that it’s forensic nonsense. Their reason is understandable. It enables convictions where the evidence otherwise would fail. And if they believe they’ve got the right defendant, the bad dude, why wouldn’t they want to use whatever they can get away with to convict? That it might not be legit, or the defendant might not be guilty, isn’t their concern.

But historically reliable evidence is entirely different in the minds of jurors. Television shows make it all appear so serious, so legitimate, so very conclusive, that we take comfort knowing that science is there to convict the guilty and acquit the innocent. We don’t quite get how it works, but if trusted scientists say it’s the real deal, we are thrilled to believe. It’s one less fear to check off the list, the fear of wrongful conviction.

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Ninth Circuit Judge Stephen Reinhardt passed yesterday afternoon. Whether you agreed with his perspective or not, he was a principled and brilliant judge.

Reinhardt, an appointee of former President Carter, was dubbed the “liberal lion” of the federal circuit courts.

His rulings in favor of criminal defendants, minorities and immigrants were often overturned by the more conservative U.S. Supreme Court.

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He was a student at the University of Maryland, “was” being the operative word. Whether this John Doe did anything blameworthy to begin with is a matter of values.

On the evening of December 14, 2014, Plaintiff John Doe, Jane Roe, and several of Doe’s friends, identified as “K.P” and “A.S.,” left a College Park, Maryland bar for K.P. and A.S.’s on-campus apartment. Once at the apartment, Roe grew tired and fell asleep in K.P.’s bedroom. K.P. initially joined Roe in his bed, but later complained that he could not get physically comfortable. K.P. left the bedroom and suggested to Doe, who was resting on K.P.’s couch, that Doe instead sleep in the bed with Roe, and K.P. would sleep on the couch.

To be clear, there is nothing here to suggest that Jane Roe was incapacitated. She had been drinking, but intoxication is not incapacitation. Nor is being sleepy. Continue reading →

Magdiel Sanchez was killed because he was deaf.

Sanchez wasn’t disobeying commands. One can’t disobey what one doesn’t know. One can’t know when one can’t hear. You can’t blame a deaf man for being deaf, but they killed him for it anyway.

The killer was Oklahoma City Sgt. Christopher Barnes. He won’t be charged.

Oklahoma County District Attorney David Prater said his investigation determined the Sept. 19 shooting death of 35-year-old Magdiel Sanchez outside his south Oklahoma City home was justified.

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It’s an interesting notion that relies on one god-awful assumption.

“Our key premise is that consumers aren’t stupid,” [Stanford Graduate School of Business professor Jonathan Berk] says. “Put yourself in the situation: If you know there are charlatans in a certain field, but you don’t know who they are, you’re not going to pay as much, right? Whatever the odds of getting an incompetent provider are, prices will be forced down to a level at which you’re willing to take that chance.”

That’s a heck of a key premise, particularly when the contention is that people should be willing to bet their lives on it. The argument is that licensing serves the interests of protecting the providers of licensed services more than the consumer. Continue reading →

Among the vast array of things that evoke knee-jerk antagonism these days, few seem to be more curiously volatile than issues relating to undocumented immigrants. I say “curious” because few cared a whit about them until Trump became president, ignoring the hundreds of thousands of deportations under Obama because, well, who cared?

So when it was announced that there might be a question on the 2020 decennial census, as required by Article I, Section 2 of the Constitution, cries of outrage rang out. It’s not that the question of immigrant status hasn’t appeared on the census in the past in various forms. It has, and without controversy. But this time is different, as the tenor of the issue has changed substantially.

Much as the Trump administration, by Commerce Secretary Wilbur Ross, has tried to provide benign reasons for asking about citizenship, people aren’t buying. How could they, after Trump ran on vilifying “illegals”? The contention that this won’t impact people’s willingness to respond to the census questionnaire seems ludicrous.

Whether rightly or wrongly, there is massive concern, if not outright fear, that the nice folks from ICE will take away grandma and lock the children up in kiddie prison. That the census must, by law, be kept confidential is of little comfort. There is no trust in this government, with good reason. Continue reading →

Here’s the confusing part: Is it possible, even remotely possible, that a Stanford Law School professor is wholly unfamiliar with the concept of an appeal? The reason that question is raised is that Stanford has Michele Landis Dauber on its faculty. It allows her to be in a classroom with law students. It pays her. And yet, there is something fundamentally askew with her grasp of basic law.

This first arose when Brock Turner appealed his conviction. Dauber went on a tear about the outrage of Turner challenging his conviction, as if appealing was an affront to humanity rather than what every criminal defendant is entitled by law to do. That she simultaneously endorsed the not-gonna-be-a-hit-song F*ck Brock Turner gave rise to the belief that perhaps Dauber’s problem wasn’t manifest ignorance, but insanity.

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As Cristian Farias ably notes, the errant paragraph of Justice Scalia’s Heller opinion holds the door open to, well, wild interpretation. And as Cristian further ably notes, the errant paragraph means that there is no need to repeal the Second Amendment, no matter how many youngsters take to the street or how much David Hogg, et al., are enjoying their 15 minutes of fame.

In a passage that has become a thorn in the side of gun-rights enthusiasts, Scalia warned that people shouldn’t read too much into the fundamental right that he had just helped announce. Among other caveats and restrictions, Scalia wrote, “long-standing prohibitions on the possession of firearms by felons and the mentally ill, or laws forbidding the carrying of firearms in sensitive places such as schools and government buildings, or laws imposing conditions and qualifications on the commercial sale of arms” were still fair game.

There are two rather huge holes in this paragraph, the first being that Scalia offers no principled basis for it, in contrast with the rest of the decision holding the Second Amendment to be a fundamental individual right. It’s assumed to be a compromise, to soften the blow of the holding by not undoing the entire regulatory scheme for firearms. Continue reading →