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Because We’re Not At War

There is a maxim, Inter arma enim silent leges, meaning “In times of war, the law falls silent.” Its embodiment is in the last remaining vestige of the dreaded Alien and Sedition Acts, the Alien Enemies Act of 1798, which authorizes a president, in times of war, to take action against the soldiers of a foreign government engaged in acts of war against the United States. It was this law invoked by Executive Proclamation that Trump loaded five Venezuelans on planes. They were, he said, member of the Tren de Aragua.

Tren de Aragua (TdA) is a designated Foreign Terrorist Organization with thousands of members, many of whom have unlawfully infiltrated the United States and are conducting irregular warfare and undertaking hostile actions against the United States. TdA operates in conjunction with Cártel de los Soles, the Nicolas Maduro regime-sponsored, narco-terrorism enterprise based in Venezuela, and commits brutal crimes, including murders, kidnappings, extortions, and human, drug, and weapons trafficking. TdA has engaged in and continues to engage in mass illegal migration to the United States to further its objectives of harming United States citizens, undermining public safety, and supporting the Maduro regime’s goal of destabilizing democratic nations in the Americas, including the United States.

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Attacking The Lawyers, Trump Edition

When it was about representing Trump, the left had no qualms about vilifying the lawyers who would deign to defend such a bad man. If they did so unethically or criminally, fair enough, but if they did so ethically and within the bounds of the law, they were wrong. That’s what lawyers do, represent people. Even people the woke despised. Even Trump.

But then, the attacks weren’t coming from the White House and didn’t carry with them the power of the government  to prevent the firms from being lawyers, doing the job of lawyers. There was “moral condemnation,” as the woke castigated lawyers for making the volitional decision to defend Darth Cheeto, but nobody stripped away their security clearance, barred government lawyers from talking to them and forbid their entry into government buildings. Continue reading

Seaton: The Pinkeye Chronicles

Prefatory Note: Look, I didn’t ask for this. Nobody wakes up thinking, “Today’s the day my eye turns into a weepy, crusty traitor.” But here we are, and since I’m stuck with it, you’re stuck with me telling you about it. Blame the universe, or maybe that sketchy gas station burrito. Either way, buckle up—CLS

Friends, Romans, countrymen, lend me your eyes—well, maybe not, because one of mine’s currently staging a revolt that’d make a toddler jealous. It’s Wednesday morning as I type this, and I’m sitting here with a case of pinkeye that hit me harder than a linebacker on a quarterback with no offensive line. You know, the kind of surprise that makes you wonder if life’s just a cosmic prank show, and I’m the guy who didn’t read the fine print. Continue reading

Challenging Universal Injunctions

The merits issue is birthright citizenship, but the petitions submitted to the Supreme Court aren’t really about the merits issue, but the process by which three courts have prevented an Executive Order from fundamentally changing the Fourteenth Amendment to the Constitution: Universal injunctions.

Lawyers for President Trump asked the Supreme Court on Thursday to lift a nationwide pause imposed on the president’s order ending birthright citizenship for the children of undocumented immigrants and foreign residents.

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USAID Told To Burn, Baby, Burn

Steve Bannon’s “flood the zone” strategy is brilliant, in a truly evil sort of way. One can barely keep up with the daily malfeasance, no less spend more than a few minutes thinking about it before the next day’s malfeasance takes its place on the front burner. For some, at least there is an effort made at rationalizing the impropriety, but there’s no excuse for the email directing the remaining staff at the United States Agency for International Development, USAID, to take the documents in its safe and shred them, and when the shredder breaks, burn them.

A senior official at the main U.S. aid agency, which is being dismantled by the Trump administration, told employees to clear safes holding classified documents and personnel files by shredding the papers or putting them into bags for burning, according to an email sent to the staff. Continue reading

Protest Tesla All You Want (But Stay Outside)

I’ve never had any desire to buy a Tesla save for the time I went to a dealership in California more than a decade ago and saw the original Tesla roadster. It was a very cool car, unlike the current crop that gives K-cars a run for their money on sexy appearance. But that made me an outlier on Long Island, where the streets are littered with Teslas owned by liberal Democrats who thought they were helping the environment by driving an EV. I bet they feel conflicted now.

Then there are the new owners of the Tesla monster truck, enough of which have been purchased that it’s no longer an oddity to see one on the road. My first impression was that they were peculiar, yet unattractive. Unlike the sedans, they were purchased by a different cohort that found them peculiarity attractive. Then again, there were people who bought the Pontiac Aztek, although not too many of them. Continue reading

Free Mahmoud Khalil

One of the least pleasant aspects of being principled is that you have to defend people whose ideology you find repugnant or idiotic. But that’s the test of principle, whether you’re prepared to fight for the rights you demand for the favored for those you despise. I despise Khalil. Free him.

Mahmoud Khalil was a graduate of Columbia who was deeply involved in the anti-Israel encampment and other related conduct. Whether you prefer to characterize it as anti-Israel, pro-Palestinian or pro-Hamas, Khalil has been convicted of no crime for his actions. It may be that he has engaged in criminal conduct. If so, then he should be arrested and prosecuted for what he did, and if it can be proven, then convicted. That’s how it works here, or at least how it’s supposed to work here. Continue reading

From The Desk of Ed Martin

When news broke that the Department of Defense had earmarked thousands of web pages for deletion, including the page about then-Col. Paul Tibbets’ B-29 Bomber, the Enola Gay, it seemed too stupid for words. Perhaps the Muskrats were too young to know why the superfortress was historically important. Perhaps their adoration of algos that picked up the word “gay,” newly forbidden in the war against DEI, led them to act without grasping that it was the name of a person rather than a term of sexuality. Either way, it was laughably idiotic. And yet, here they were, deleting 26,000 pages with the Enola Gay being one of them.

But that was dumb kids with an algo where a brain should be. It pales in comparison to the current interim, and pending nominee, for United States Attorney for the District of Columbia, Ed Martin. Continue reading

Clement Is The Court’s Friend

Paul Clement will never be tainted as some bleeding heart lefty lawyer, not that such an animal exists or, if he exists, is necessarily wrong. When Southern District of New York Judge Dale Ho appointed him amicus for the purpose of trying to get an honest argument before making his decision on the government’s motion to dismiss the prosecution against New York City Mayor Eric Adams, the court knew what it was doing. After all, when prosecution and defense are holding hands and blowing kisses, it’s about as clear as it can be that the court isn’t getting any argument contrary to what the loving couple wants it to get.

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Seaton Writes A Pilot 2: Just Add Zombies

Prefatory Note: a prominent podcaster recently opined in the future our Netflix queues will consist of AI generated stories customized for our desires of the moment.

In an attempt to test this theory, I fed my script for “Glen the Grocery Store Greeter” to Grok and said “Add zombies.”

The following is the result.

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