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Breaking Up Gay Is Hard To Do

Best line:

The right to divorce isn’t as upbeat a topic as the right to marry…

While discussion of gay marriage tends to focus on equality and the right of every person, no matter what their sexual preference, to be part of a loving relationship, the fact is that marriage isn’t merely an “institution,” but a legal status.  And when loving relationships turn less loving than they once were, the ending of that legal status can only be accomplished by another legal status, divorce. Continue reading →

Believing Too Much

When the video first appeared, it was more fuel for the fire of bad cops. Bad, bad, bad, because we know bad cops happen and, well, they aren’t always our favorite people. So we’re disinclined to consider the possibility that maybe the bad cop isn’t so bad. Mix in Dunkin’ Donuts and, well, it’s too perfect.

See what a bad cop Daniel Chu is? An official-ly person said so, and we want it to be so, and so we believe. Dan Halloran, a Republican and Libertarian, Continue reading →

The ABA Blawg 100: Old and Ugly Wins It

The ABA Journal, striving for relevance, announced its seventh Blawg 100 Beauty Pageant.  The good news is that SJ is no longer in the mix.  Whether that means the brain trust has finally tired of my musings or SJ has been put out to pasture following its inclusion last year in the inaugural Blawg 100 Hall of Fame isn’t clear. Either way, it’s gone.

The bad news is that some of the contestants still don’t get the message, and pretend this somehow makes them important in the scheme of the blawgosphere.  Now, they matter. People will be impressed with them, their words will matter. Continue reading →

Who Doesn’t Love Rituatlistic Abuse?

It’s like an implausible sitcom story that somehow worked, and all the other networks rushed to put on bad copycat shows of their own.  Take pre-school teachers, mix in some innocent little children and tie it together with sexual abuse and the ritual murders of babies and animals. Bingo: primetime.

Except it wasn’t a bad TV show, and it cost too many people too many years of their life until the show was canceled. The latest was Fran Keller, who was released after spending 21 years of her life in prison because of this ridiculous yet beloved scenario of ritualistic abuse.  And this came right on the heels of the release of the San Antonio 4.  This was the progeny of the McMartin Preschool Case, the fantastical scenario that gave rise to a hysteria that swept the nation, or at least parts of it.

It pitted children against horrible people who sexually abused them and murdered babies. Continue reading →

The Other Way To Conform Cops’ Stories

When a police officer shoots someone, there is invariably an investigation that follows.  Forget that the outcome of the investigation tends to be a foregone conclusion, and consider that they still go through the motions. Of course, the police strongly prefer when the officer’s story aligns with the facts, and this becomes even more important when the facts are shown via video.

There are, therefore, two primary routes to be taken following a police shooting: First, question the officer about what happened and why he decided to shoot to kill rather than protect and serve.  If he tells the truth, then his story will be confirmed by subsequent evidence, ranging from witnesses to the event to the omnipresent video. Continue reading →

The Parody of Taking Sides (Update)

The heyday of the Beastie Boys came well after my music appreciation days waned. But apparently they had some misogynistic song about girls back then which now embarrasses them. Punk rock had a way of doing that, songs that shocked in ways that should remind everyone writing today that their words will still be around later when they’ve grown up.

Thirty years later, GoldieBlox stole the song, put its own lyrics to it so that it could use it in a commercial to sell stuff to girls. There was a video of it available when it happened, but it’s since been removed.  Not because the song was pretty awful, both in the first place and the remake, and not even because the Beastie Boys were particularly beastie in demanding that GoldieBlox not use their song. Continue reading →

Thanksgiving 2013

It was very late for me, but there was nothing I wanted to do more than to drive to the train station to pick up my boy at 11:17 last night.  He’s home now. I’m thankful to have him asleep in his bed.

The notion of Black Friday is bad enough, but that people who work in retail stores that have decided to push the shopping opportunity forward so that it impairs their ability to enjoy Thanksgiving with their families is just wrong.  Do not go shopping today, no matter how enticing the sales may seem. If you go, you will encourage this wrong. Continue reading →

Responding To A Conservative and/or An Asshole

Forgive the title, as it was thrust upon me by a United States District Judge who feels he was the victim of the tyranny of the disjunctive. The truth is that the conjunctive was there for him, but he eschewed its safe harbor.  His having made the choice, I can do no less than respect it.

It began with a random listicle that included this:

On Friday, I sentenced a young Guatemalan woman, with no criminal history. Horror of horrors, she used a fake idea [sic] to get a shitty job. Despite the Guidelines, I sentenced her to time served and no supervised release. That way ICE will allow her to depart voluntarily and she will be able to take her three little American-born kids with her back to a country where there is no milk and honey but only grinding poverty. Aren’t I a fucking hero? Continue reading →

United Breaks Guitars and Other Living Things (Apple Sauce Update)

Via Timothy Geigner at Techdirt, it appears that the fine, upstanding airline company, United, came awfully close to killing a living thing.

United Airlines nearly killed an owner’s beloved dog and agreed to pay her vet bills, but only if she signed an non-disclosure agreement. Janet Sinclair brought her pets, Sedona the greyhound and Alika the cat, on a cross-country trip using UA’s “PetSafe” program, which makes several promises about how the animals will be treated and what type of conditions they’ll be exposed to. It would appear, to put it mildly, that the airline failed to keep their promises.

See what they did there? Create a “product” and marketing will give it a cool name like “PetSafe,” Continue reading →

Let ’em Rust?

There is no need to explain the problems with giving cops excess military stuff. Radley Balko has already done so in his book, Rise of the Warrior Cop. But it presents an open question: With so many billions of dollars worth of military equipment no longer needed elsewhere, what should be done with it?

Miitary vehicle

On the one hand, if police have it, they will use it. Not just for parades and trips to elementary schools, but against any threat to their authority, whether it is an unlawful chicken ranch or the neighborhood poker game. Continue reading →