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How To Bend Over and Please A Cop (Update)

Ever wonder how to avoid being arrested?  Some would suggest that the answer is to not do anything wrong, but that’s an iffy proposition at best.  At Atlantic Cities, Mike Riggs relays the advice of former “FBI field agent, a SWAT sniper, an instructor at the FBI academy, and a Miami police officer who set Florida records for felony arrests” Dale Carson.

This is where things get, ahem, sticky:

Dale Carson is a defense attorney in Jacksonville, Florida, as well as an alumnus of the Miami-Dade Police Department and the FBI. So he knows a thing or two about how cops determine who to hassle, and what all of us can do to not be one of those people. Continue reading →

Stop and Go

In a remarkably brief (six pages!) summary reversal that didn’t draw a lot of attention, the Supreme Court swiftly disposed of a 9th Circuit ruling in Stanton v. Sims.  Apparently, it doesn’t take the Court long to come up with very cool trick for circumventing the Fourth Amendment when they set their per curiam minds to it.

The situation arose in a “neighborhood, known for ‘violence associated with the area gangs.'” as situations often do.  Officer Mike Stanton got a radio run of a disturbance of a man with a bat. Upon arrival, he saw three youths, none of whom had a bat. A perfect match. Continue reading →

Something Needs Clenching (Update — Warrant Application +2)

My introduction to what was done to David Eckert came from a twit by Tim Cushing at Techdirt.  As I read the laundry list of things done to this poor man, which in the original story was borne of cops claiming he clenched his buttocks, I clenched my fists.

I was repulsed.  My position on places the government cannot go has long been clear, My views on the physicians who are complicit in violating the bodies of human beings at the behest of the police are clear.  That judges, cops, docs see nothing wrong with using the government’s force to rape human beings is beyond my comprehension. Continue reading →

Judge Scheindlin Fights Back (Update)

Judge Shira Scheindlin is a soft-spoken, very deliberate judge, hardly the sort who would yell at counsel or say something to skewer a lawyer in front of a client to embarrass. It’s not that she doesn’t make pointed comments, but she does so softly and with surgical precision.  But she now makes clear that she’s a tough woman underneath, and she won’t be hung out to dry without a fight.

Yesterday, Burt Neuborne, the director of NYU’s Brennan Center, filed papers seeking reconsideration of the “precipitous” order removing Judge Scheindlin from Floyd and Ligon, the stop and frisk cases,  The papers are here. Continue reading →

Judge Richard Kopf Replies: An Unmistakable Message

As a blawger, I have the latitude to write pretty much any thought or question on a screen, and the worst that will come of it is the occasional gun pointed at my head or a judge or prosecutor’s pointed reminder that they read what I wrote and will savor the opportunity to make my life miserable.  Nothing to be concerned about.

But when a senior judge publicly opines, it reflects a level of honesty and boldness that’s, well, remarkably admirable.  Nebraska federal judge Richard G. Kopf replies to my question of why the Second Circuit panel put the screws to Judge Shira Scheindlin.  Regardless of whether his views confirm your own, the fact that he offers them is worthy of our enormous respect.

Some saw my challenge, after Judge Kopf had already called the ruling a “cheap shot” to be impolite. I asked too much of him. Continue reading →

But For Video: Killer Oatmeal

Everybody says they’re allergic to something these days, which has resulted in a tendency for claims of allergies to be taken less seriously than they might otherwise.  Add to that the generic sensitivity and concern of a corrections officer toward a 22-year-old and the mix is fatal.

At least it was for MIchael Saffioti, whose sin was failure to appear on a misdemeanor pot charge.  But he surrendered on the warrant and was treated to a courtesy stay at Snohomish County Jail.  When time came for breakfast, he tried to make sure the oatmeal was up to snuff.  In his case, that meant it wouldn’t kill him as he had a severe dairy allergy. Continue reading →

Because You’re Not Madison (and I’m not Jefferson)

In an Atlantic article that scares the daylights out of me, Alex Seitz-Waltz writes that it’s time for a new Constitution.

America, we’ve got some bad news: Our Constitution isn’t going to make it. It’s had 224 years of commendable, often glorious service, but there’s a time for everything, and the government shutdown and permanent-crisis governance signal that it’s time to think about moving on. “No society can make a perpetual constitution,” Thomas Jefferson wrote to James Madison in 1789, the year ours took effect. “The earth belongs always to the living generation and not to the dead .… Every constitution, then, and every law, naturally expires at the end of 19 years.” By that calculation, we’re more than two centuries behind schedule for a long, hard look at our most sacred of cows. And what it reveals isn’t pretty. Continue reading →

The Elephant in the Second Circuit

It appears that there isn’t a single, credible voice that wasn’t astounded and offended by the Second Circuit’s needless and brutal sua sponte attack on Judge Shira Scheindlin in the process of granting a stay to the City in Floyd v. City of New York.

Even in the New York Times’ Room for Debate, there was agreement that this was an outrageous smack, a gratuitous beating of a judge who was denied the opportunity to explain, and perhaps had nothing to explain anyway.  It was seen as undermining judicial independence in a hotly political issue, but worse, an insertion by the Circuit panel, Judges Jose Cabranes, Barrington Parker and John Walker, for no conceivably legitimate purpose other than to teach Judge Scheindlin a lesson.

Why?  Why would they do such a thing? Continue reading →

Almost Book Review: Keith Lee’s The Marble and The Sculptor

When Keith Lee started his acclaimed blog, Associate’s Mind, I wasn’t quite sure what to make of it.  Clearly, Keith wasn’t a whiner, nor afraid of hard work, adversity or the role he was to play as a lawyer.  He understood that we serve clients, not the other way around.  What was wrong with this kid?

Today, Keith’s book The Marble and the Sculptor, published by the ABA, is officially released.  Much as I would like to review it as I would any other book, I can’t.  Having written the forward to the book, it’s a bit disingenuous to make it appear now as if I’m reviewing it as a neutral.

But had I not thought this book worthy of being mandatory reading for law students and new lawyers, I wouldn’t have written the forward. See how that works? Continue reading →

Blawg Review #325.2

For those new to the blawgosphere, which means most of you, it’s likely you’ve never seen a Blawg Review. You may have read that the anonymous Ed passed away, but that didn’t have any greater significance than any other person who was well-regarded to others but unknown to you.

It mattered to me.  It mattered to others as well.

It mattered to Dan Hull at What about Clients Paris?

It mattered to Gideon at A Public Defender

It mattered to Antonin Pribetic at The Trial Warrior Blog.

It mattered to Mike Semple-Piggot at Charon QC.

It mattered to Ron Coleman at Likelihood of Confusion®.

It mattered to Bob Ambrogi at Lawsites.

It mattered to Colin Samuels at Infamy or Praise.

It mattered to Vincent LoTiempo at his blog.

It mattered to Howard Bashman at How Appealing.

There is a thread running through these people, Continue reading →