Seaton: Deconstructing “The Purge”

It’s October, which means there’s probably another installment of “The Purge” franchise coming to theaters. If you’ve not seen “The Purge” movies, it’s set in an alternate America run by a political faction called “The New Founding Fathers of America” (NFFA). One night a year, first responders get the night off, and from sundown to sunup, all crime is legal.

“The Purge” makes easy money because it’s a campy slasher series at heart. It’s also incredibly lazy writing. The writers automatically revert to everyone wanting to rape and murder everyone in sight, because if you don’t have a body count in a horror movie apparently there’s no point.

Which is really quite sad, because there’s plenty of fun things a person could do if all crime were legal for an evening. Some ventures don’t have to be violent, and could prove to be quite profitable if you’re creative. Continue reading →

A Short Chat Inside David Brooks’ Head

My buddy Elie Mystal ridicules the imaginary conversation, and it’s certainly open to ridicule for being imaginary. But it’s merely a rhetorical device used by David Brooks to make a point. Of course it’s not real, but then, neither are the vast majority of stories told these days, relying on the dishonest retelling of anecdotes that include what serves the cause and omits what doesn’t. At least Brooks admits that it’s merely a fantasy chat.

U.G.: We can’t have a productive conversation with Trump around. He lies with abandon. He slanders and insults. He pollutes the water near and far.

F.M.: We can’t have productive conversations if every time I open my mouth you call me a bigot. You may not realize this, but you have Trump supporters around you all the time. It’s just that we’ve learned to keep our mouths shut in your presence. The crushing climate of blue cultural privilege is too strangulating. Continue reading →

When Prison Is A Better Option

Years ago, I wrote of the creation of a permanent underclass. No, not the one woke people are willing to fight for. Rather, the one we’ve created because as much as we can forgive a murder, especially if it was committed by a black man because they’re in fashion at hipster cocktail parties, there is no forgiveness of a sex crime.

Not when they get caught. Not when they get prosecuted. Not when they get convicted or sentenced. Not even when they get out. There are plenty of arguments, some sound and some idiotic, but pressed with a level of insipid passion that convinces no one of modest intelligence but so bores the rest of us that we walk away, leaving the interlocutor to believe they’ve won by attrition.

None of these arguments change anything. When a sex offender completes his sentence, pays his debt to society, and walks out of prison, what does his future look like? The “motion” below was forwarded to me. Even though it’s a public record, I’ve redacted the names and identifiers because there’s no good reason to contribute any more harm to its maker. His crime was bad, and so he was sentenced to imprisonment. But he served his sentence. This is what he faced coming out. Continue reading →

Justice Mark Dwyer Won’t Quit On Science

New  York Supreme Court Justice Mark Dwyer tried. His decision in People v. Collins wasn’t merely one of the most thorough, not to mention metacognitive, efforts one will ever find coming from a judge trying desperately to honor the rigors of the Frye test for admission of expert testimony, but an effort to elevate a group of the least qualified arbiters of science, judges, above being patsies to the black box industry of forensic evidence.

So they put up a bronze statue of Justice Dwyer out front of the courthouse as a token of esteem? Not quite.

For this case, this court assessed whether developments in the community of forensic scientists since the Collins decision of July 2, 2015, should change that conclusion. For the reasons noted below, this court decided on October 16, 2017 that it should again exclude the challenged FST evidence. The court has continued reviewing developments as best it can in the period since, seeing no basis to re-think the conclusion that nothing has changed. Continue reading →

Harvard’s Admissions, Race And Rights

The concept was established by the Supreme Court in Bakke, that the value of a diverse student population was a legitimate interest of colleges, and that using race as a consideration atop the other considerations of student qualifications was not unlawful discrimination. And, indeed, while one can question what a diverse background brings to the study of physics, it’s hard to seriously argue that diverse backgrounds, experiences and views don’t contribute to a richer, fuller learning environment.

But the ghost of Bakke floats throughout District of Massachusetts Judge Allison D. Burroughs’ opinion in Students For Fair Admissions v. Harvard. The law never provided that colleges can simply discriminate based on race to achieve the racially diverse student body they desire, an argument that had the support of a disparate impact approach for Asian applicants. It wasn’t that being Asian took away points, for that would have been wrong.

The plaintiffs had argued that Asian-American applicants scored consistently lower than other races on their so-called personal ratings, a subjective measure that takes into account a student’s background and character. The judge recognized that there was a disparity, but said that it was “small” and reflected neither intentional discrimination nor a process that failed to take unintended discrimination seriously.

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Wrongful Conviction Day

There is, apparently, a new thing called Wrongful Conviction Day, as if any day someone is wrongfully convicted isn’t enough. But activists seem to believe such things as proclaiming a day as theirs helps to promote their movement.

Wrongful Conviction Day began as an effort of the Innocence Network, an affiliation of organizations dedicated to providing pro bono legal and investigative services to individuals seeking to prove innocence of crimes for which they have been convicted, working to redress the causes of wrongful convictions, and supporting the exonerated after they are freed.  This is the sixth annual day.

Somehow I missed the last five. Oh well. I learned of it this year from a press release from the Center for Prosecutor Integrity, which offered a list of the most prominent causes of wrongful conviction. Continue reading →

Guyger Guilty, But What Should She Get? (Update: 10 Years)

The jury returned its verdict against former Dallas police officer Amber Guyger. Guilty. Not of manslaughter, but murder. This strikes many as troubling, as there was nothing to suggest that Guyger had some personal beef with Botham Jean, a good man enjoying some ice cream on the couch in his own apartment. Murder seemed wrong, as it wasn’t him, personally, she wanted to kill.

So why couldn’t it be manslaughter, a lesser offense to cover a reckless killing. After all, the entire scenario leading to the death of Botham Jean stunk of recklessness, as the distracted Guyger was tired, focused on porn on her phone, made the grievous mistake of going to the wrong floor, the wrong apartment and leaping to the wrong assumption that Jean was a burglar in her place. Continue reading →

Tuesday Talk*: Crime Goes Down, Rape Goes Up

The FBI released its crime statistics for 2018, an eagerly awaited metric to determine what to do about the panoply of interests involved in dealing with crime, law and punishment. And the news was, as anticipated, pretty darn good.

FBI data released Monday suggests that the violent crime rate in the U.S. remains on a decades-long downward trend, falling by 3.9 percent in 2018. Overall, the violent crime rate has plunged by more than 50 percent since the highwater mark of the early 1990s.

The drops came across categories of violent offenses, including murder, non-negligent manslaughter and robbery, and property crimes like burglary, larceny and vehicle thefts, while aggravated assault numbers remained about flat.

But then there was one crime that just wouldn’t behave. Continue reading →

No Con For Canceled Omooba

After Osita Nwanevu argued in The New Republic that “cancel culture” was a con, a scam being perpetrated by the right to tether bad ideas, bad words, bad comedy, to the greats like Lenny Bruce, when it was just a product of society progressing and people choosing not to waste their time on people who weren’t worth it.  There was no such thing as “cancel culture,” whatever that meant, but merely people who wanted better than they were getting. How could that be wrong?

Jesse Singal took him to task line by line, not so much to argue that anybody should go see Dave Chappelle if that’s not their thing, but that the thrust of cancel culture, whatever that means, is to try to shut Chappelle down so that no one gets to see him, and by doing so, eradicate his awful humor from the society.

Nwanevu’s pre-emptive argument was that comedians like Chappelle were too big to fail, so it was absurd to complain that people were trying to cancel someone who would still be wealthy, successful and performing no matter what the little people tried to do about him. While that’s likely true for Dave Chappelle, it’s also true that he won’t be invited to many college campuses to ply his trade. But if that’s because college students don’t find him funny, is that wrong? Continue reading →