Some people just have a way with words, and Andrew Fleischman expressed the problem with notable aplomb:
In my experience, an officer will claim to have experienced a lot of things when two hundred grand is on the line. If he had to claim to know the exact taste of uncooked pig rectum to seize the assets, you’d better believe his training would cover it.
This tasteful explanation comes in response to the commonplace justification for a seizure of $201,000 from a safe found in James Leonard’s car during a search conducted with the putative consent of his passenger.
Police pulled James Leonard over at 3 in the morning for speeding and following too closely. For some reason, this led to a discussion of how much money he was carrying with him. He said $800. His passenger said $1000. Police asked the passenger for consent to search the car, and she allegedly gave it, though the encounter doesn’t seem to have been filmed.
Police found a safe in the trunk of the car. Once again, this was unfilmed, but it is possible that officers were briefly blinded as their pupils converted to novelty-sized dollar signs.
