A Fact Found About Brady and Ken Anderson

Ken Anderson gets to have “Honorable” put before his name because of tradition, even in the caption of the probable cause order listing the offenses with which he is charged :

At the hands of the Honorable Ken Anderson, Michael Morton spent nearly 25 years in prison for a murder he didn’t commit.  Anderson was the prosecutor who put him there by concealing exculpatory evidence, and it wasn’t until DNA evidence exonerated Morton that Anderson’s fabulous life came crashing down.

Way down in the findings of fact, you come across this:


42. Additionally, as Mr. Anderson explained during the Court of Inquiry, although Brady requires prosecutors to release exculpatory evidence to the defense, as an attorney and former prosecutor, he does not believe in the release of such evidence if it may result in freeing an individual that he believes is guilty. (RR 6:116:18-6:117:4 and RR 6:94:4-24).


43. Mr. Anderson consciously chose to impair the availability of the exculpatory evidence so that he could obtain the conviction of Mr. Morton for murder.


44. Thus, Mr. Anderson intended to prevent defense counsel from relying upon the Green Van Report and Kirkpatrick Transcript and his concealment of such evidence during the prosecution of Mr. Morton constitutes a violation of section 37.09 of the Texas Penal Code.

Read paragraph 42 again.  Anderson does not believe, “as an attorney and former prosecutor,” in the release of Brady “if it may result in freeing an individual that he believes is guilty.”  And the people of the Republic of Texas made this ignoramus a judge.

If this assertion was made by some layman wearing a tin foil hat, he would be ripped to shreds with the outrage and righteous indignity that his personal belief, no matter how psychotic or wrong, doesn’t control the law or the rights of another human being to due process, to fundamental fairness.

But this is a guy who wears a robe and gets to pretend he’s honorable.  This is a guy they let sit on a bench in Texas and decide things that affect other people’s lives. And he has decided that Brady need only be honored when he wants to.  When he wants to.

Anderson surrendered himself on this order and was swiftly released on $2,500 bail. Michael Morton spent nearly 25 years in prison.  I will not put the word Honorable before Anderson’s name. There is nothing, absolutely nothing, honorable here.

H/T  Grits for Breakfast and Spencer Neal





Boldfacing Around Tsarnaev (Update)

My pal, Tamar Birckhead, successfully defended shoe bomber Richard Reid.  By successfully, I mean that she kept him alive. When it comes to defending accused terrorists, even ones as ridiculously incompetent at their mission as Reid, success is defined differently.

When the media needed meat to grind out its media sausage, Tamar was an obvious choice.  She knew what she went through, what the experience of defending someone under the microscope of terrorism was like.  And having gone from federal defender to UNC clinical lawprof, she had the opportunity and curriculum vitae to do the job.

In the  Boston Herald’s initial salvo of handicapping the defense, Tamar led the quote parade with some thoughtful words:


“We know he’s 19 years old, we don’t think he has a criminal record or been in trouble before. There are a lot of people out there that seem to have warm, positive things about him,” said Tamar Birckhead, whose client, Richard Reed, tried to blow an airliner out of the sky but got life by copping a plea. “To predict he’ll get a life sentence is not unreasonable.”
Bereft of hyperbole, the worst that will come of it is the blind hatred of those who can’t bear any word, any thought, about Tsarnaev that isn’t a cry for blood. Ironically, that’s largely the message, that the defense of the most hated man in America, at least this week, will spend an awful lot of time fending off the rage that comes with the job.

Following Tamar is Stephen Jones, who defended Timothy McVeigh.  His defense was less successful, as reflected in McVeigh’s execution. Still, he offered a realistic assessment.


… the baby-faced Tsarnaev can pin the Boston Marathon and last week’s deadly final rampage on his slain big brother and seek mercy as a kid who was easily swayed.

“If the younger brother can shed any light on the circumstances of the older brother’s alleged involvement,” said Jones, “that’s valuable information that the government would want.”
While the public will read these words as manipulative, lawyers will read them as pragmatic. This is the job we do, the life we’ve chosen.  We make the best of the worst situation, and as McVeigh’s execution shows, it doesn’t always work, so don’t get too worked up about it.

But the Boston Herald piece then devolves to where the angry and cynical expect it to go, and where the media is at its worst.  The next two bold face names used to flesh out the piece come from the handful of lawyers always available for comment, no matter what the subject, no matter what they have to offer.  And it shows.

First comes Geoffrey Fieger, who can never be sure which chair to sit in when he enters the well, and whose justification for offering his half cent is that his “clients have included assisted-suicide advocate Dr. Jack Kevorkian.”  And Kevorkian has what to do with terrorism or this case?

“Nothing about the outcome is assured.”
Cool story, bro.


“This case is ripe for somebody who’s got the courage to stand up and talk about the system and the railroading of criminal defendants,” Fieger said. “He’s been denied the right to a fair trial. And America’s …cheering like it was some kind of sporting event. That wasn’t a very flattering image to the rest of the world. Cheering like they won the World Series.”
Huh? What the heck is he talking about. Did anybody tell him the interview was about Tsarnaev? Does he know who this kid is, what this case is about?  The railroading of criminal defendants? Lest we get too down on Feiger, then comes the Big Kahuna of perpetual availability when it comes to a quick and easy quote. none other than the Harvard Lawprof with a home on Sutton Place and a finger in the latest misbegotten lawyer start-up vulture biz, Viewabill:


Harvard Law professor Alan Dershowitz, a member of OJ Simpson’s “dream team,” said, “The case will go down one of two ways. Either plea bargain … or he’ll want to become a martyr and he’ll admit everything, boast about the crime, seek to justify it and demand the death penalty.”
Two ways, Dersh? Really? Not three or seven? So it’s impossible that he will follow the sound advice of his counsel and assist in his vigorous defense? It’s impossible that the government will not offer a plea to life imprisonment and he will be forced to trial? It’s impossible that he won’t want to become a martyr?”  Because you know stuff from being the weak link on the OJ team?

Whenever there is a big criminal case that captures the public’s imagination, there is a chance to be in the limelight.  There will be some lawyers, like Tamar and Stephen, who are knowledgeable about what the defense is about to go through, and can help enlighten the public.

And then there are those who desperately want to see their names in print despite the utter lack of anything to contribute. They say outrageous things. They say stupid things. They only care if their name is spelled correctly, and don’t give a hoot about the silliness they contribute to the story.

At this point, there may very well be a worthwhile trial ahead, where this kid’s defense will be that he was a vulnerable youth, manipulated into serving as an acolyte to his adored older, but hateful brother.  It may be the truth, despite the havoc he caused.  I don’t know what drove him to do this. You don’t know. Clearly, neither does Feiger or Dershowitz, but that won’t stop them from spewing nonsense.  And if a reporter calls them for comment, they will answer.

And they won’t be the only lawyers or lawprof with nothing to offer who will be readily available for a quote or TV appearance. Not by a long shot.

Update: While there’s little doubt that other newspapers, other new reports, will bring out a wealth of media sluts to promote their brand, the damage being done by a couple of scholars by reducing anything remotely resembling thought to its most base instinct may be the nadir.

Via Gideon at A Public Defender, this post has to be read to be believed. 



Strength in Numbers

Yet another attempt to harness the magnificent power of the interwebz demonstrated conclusively that 1000 people can be just as wrong as one.  According to the Atlantic Wire, the reason the FBI release photos of the Tsarnaev brothers was to “fend off Reddit and the  New York Post.”


The social media site and notorious tabloid emerged as front runners in the race to distribute potentially useful but ultimately useless information in the early days of the investigation. The Post identified a Saudi suspect and reported 12 people were killed in the initial blasts. Both were not true. They then identified two people on their Thursday BAG MEN cover as F.B.I. suspects. That was also not true. Meanwhile, Reddit was on the case early looking at every picture possible trying to identify potential suspects. “I’d take thousands of people over a select few very smart investigators any day,” one moderator said of the Boston suspect hunting sub-Reddit. Except, they didn’t find a thing, and only helped add to the confusion surrounding the case. 

Reflecting the two greatest virtues of the digital age, speed and the power of crowds, both the sub-Redditors and the Post managed to screw up royally. Way to go.

As many of us watched the unfolding news reports following the Boston Marathon bombing, it was impossible not to recognize that reports contradicted each other from channel to channel, with breathless anchors trying desperately to fill air time when they had nothing to say. It wasn’t long before the Al Qaeda pundits were out in force, screen shots of Al Jazeera graced the tube and chicken little was screaming about the apocalypse.  A disgraceful display of irrelevance in the rush to pretend otherwise.

But the internet is better than that.  Where the mainstream media is impotent, the virtual citizenry was on the case. 


The F.B.I. wanted to limit the damage being done” to people being wrongly identified by Reddit or the Post or any other amateur sleuthing being done. Once they were able to identify which faces in the crowd were the suspects late on Wednesday afternoon, they had a decision to make. The fear was that if they didn’t head off the Internet’s Sherlock Holmes approach early, then all-out chaos would ensue during the investigation.

People who had nothing whatsoever to do with the bombings were outed and accused. Their names, faces, will be forever emblazoned on the internet as bombers who weren’t.  All because of religion that adores the brilliance of the crowd over actual thought.

This leaves us with two problems, the first being the harm done to those individuals who were accused of being the bombers but weren’t. It’s no small thing for someone to have half the internet accusing them of a horrific crime in perpetuity when there was nothing, absolutely nothing, to support such an accusation.  But hey, it’s the internet. It’s not like anyone believes anything you see there right? Not a future employer. Not an educational institution. Not a potential spouse. Nobody.

The other aspect is that no one is responsible.  When one person points a finger, at least you know who it is. When it’s the accumulated wisdom of thousands, who’s to blame?  The hive mentality of the crowd allows each participant to point to the guy next to him and say, “well, he said so, and I just went along with the crowd.”  There was once a time when the fact that a lot of people said something, thought something, was a less than adequate substitute for being right. Remember that whole earth is flat thing?

There is strength in numbers.  If a lot of people say so, then it must be, no matter how utterly wrong and baseless it is.  And the internet is nothing if not numbers.  You don’t know who these people are, what they know, how smart or stupid they are, how credible they are. You know nothing about them. You have no clue whether they have something worthwhile to offer or are blowing smoke. You don’t know.

And yet, thousands are thrilled to embrace any bit of stupid on the internet at the speed of, well, the internet.

Was it fun playing junior detective?  Was it cool to try to beat out the mainstream media?  You certainly got the Post to bite, even though that’s a bit like waging war against the French. 

But you hurt people who didn’t deserve to be hurt.  Is that what the crowd had in mind?  Are you proud of yourselves for that?

Like any tool, the internet offers vast opportunity to disseminate information in a flash and help to illuminate and inform, particularly where other media sources are invariably behind the time curve or bound up in whatever tangent some assistant producer thought visually appealing hours ago.

But like any tool, it can be used poorly, or be the wrong tool for the job.  In this instance, it was a bludgeon used to pound innocent people.  It was the wrong tool in the wrong hands, and harm ensued.  This is a warning for Redditors, or any other collective group of self-empowered digital detectives with more time than grasp. Crowds are not magic. Crowds don’t inherently know things. People who know things know things, and you aren’t one of them. 

The strength in numbers that comes from crowdsourcing not only magnifies the harm you can do, but covers the responsibility for doing such harm.  Yet everyone who hid behind the numbers is individually responsible for their contribution to digital stupidity and the ruin of an innocent person’s life.  For crying out loud, get a grip and remember that this isn’t a game for your amusement. 

You have no greater right to harm people than anyone else, so if you don’t have a clue what you’re talking about, shut up. Just because you’re part of the crowd doesn’t mean you have anything worthwhile to offer or that you bear no responsibility for doing harm.









Screw The Jury (and pass the Taser)

Richard Pacheco was having a bad day.  First, he suffered a couple of seizures in his Bronx apartment. That was no fun. Then his girlfriend tried to help by calling 911 for an ambulance to get him to the hospital for medical treatment. That’s where Pacheco’s day got really bad. 

From the Appellate Division, First Department decision :


The evidence adduced at trial disclosed that, in response to an emergency 911 call from plaintiff’s girlfriend that he had suffered one or more seizures, two police officers, two emergency medical technicians, two paramedics, and several fire fighters arrived at plaintiff’s apartment to aid him. After the EMTs examined plaintiff and informed him that he needed to be hospitalized, he became uncooperative. His girlfriend testified that this was the result of another seizure. The police officers testified and other evidence indicates that plaintiff refused to go to the hospital, became extremely violent and agitated, and attacked the personnel trying to help him. The officers further testified that, while kicking out at them, plaintiff broke a dresser in the room.
Whether Pacheco’s reaction was due to his medical condition or that he didn’t want to go to the hospital isn’t clear.  But there were more than six (since it can’t be determined how many “several” fire fighters were present) for a guy who was in need of medical care in the apartment, which is a testament to how little crime there is in the Bronx these days.  What the broken dresser has to do with this is anyone’s guess.


Thereafter, six or seven responders were needed to restrain plaintiff, handcuff him behind his back, and strap him across his lap and chest into an EMT transport chair. The officers testified that while strapped in the chair, plaintiff still kicked out at them, tried to stand, and bit one officer’s arm and broke his skin. After the officers called for additional assistance, a police sergeant arrived who, after unsuccessfully trying to calm plaintiff down with words, subdued him with a Taser. Thereafter, EMTs were able to transport plaintiff from his upstairs apartment into an ambulance on the street.
Bearing in mind that this was a call for medical aid, one has to wonder why the cops didn’t just leave if Pacheco refused care. He’s allowed. One also has to wonder whether the sergeant tried to “calm” him down by ordering him to stop or be tased, the usual method.

But regardless, Pacheco was tased into compliance, despite the fact that he had committed no crime, suffered an unknown medical condition making him an extremely  poor candidate for tasing in any event, and the police were there only because of a call for medical assistance.

A Bronx jury awarded Pacheco more than $2 million for the use of excessive force.  The Appellate Division not only reversed the award, but dismissed the action.


“Viewing the evidence in the light most favorable to plaintiff and according [him] the benefit of every reasonable inference . . . we find that it was insufficient as a matter of law to permit the jury to find that the officers used excessive force” (Koeiman, 36 AD3d at 453). Here, given plaintiff’s repeated outbursts and the police officers’ testimony that he was emotionally disturbed, it was reasonable to taser him so that he could be hospitalized. Since the Patrol Guide of the New York City Police Department permits an officer to use a Taser to restrain an emotionally disturbed person who threatens injury to himself or others (Procedure No. 216-05 at 5), the officer’s action comported with acceptable police practice.
Not only is it remarkable that the panel of judges thought so little of the determination of the trial judge to submit the case to the jury, but of the jury itself who found in favor of the plaintiff and gave him such a substantial award, but that they did so on the strength of the Patrol Guide.

Jury? Feh. Just something cases have to pass through on the way to the important decision-makers on the appellate bench, whose assessment of what constitutes excessive force is not only guided by the law, but the Patrol Guide.  After all, if the cop book says it’s cool, then it’s cool. What would a jury have to do with it.

But even reliance on the Patrol Guide is misplaced. This was not a case where Pacheco went out on the street of his own volition to harm anyone. He was in his own apartment, where no one was threatened with harm if they had just left him alone.  To the extent harm was threatened to the cops, it was at the cops’ instigation, not Pacheco’s. If the Patrol Guide said cops could have put a bullet in his head for his own good, would that have been similarly fine with the court?


In determining whether the use of force was reasonable, the trier of fact must allow for police officers’ frequent need to make “split-second” judgments about how much force is necessary “in circumstances that are tense, uncertain, and rapidly evolving” (Graham, 490 US at 396-397). Other important considerations include whether the suspect actively resisted arrest and posed an immediate threat to the officers’ safety (Vizzari v Hernandez, 1 AD3d 431, 432 [2d Dept 2003], citing Graham, 490 US at 396).
The emptiness of the decision is best reflected here, where there was no “split-second” judgment to be made, one of the regular fall-back excuses for cops to escape responsibility for their monumentally poor judgment. They had all the time in the world. Indeed, they could have just as well walked away. Better still, why did the police respond when the call was for an ambulance? 

More importantly, Pacheco was not a “suspect” but an ill man. Reference to procedures to subdue a criminal is an outrageous conflation of responsibility when the only justification for the police to be present in Pacheco’s apartment was to aid someone suffering from a medical issue.  He wasn’t “resisting arrest,” but sick. Yes, that makes a difference.

But the cops tased him anyway. And the court disregarded the jury. And the new rule of the Bronx is that cops can tase a person who has committed no crime and poses no threat of harm to anyone except the cop who is there supposedly to help him.  Ultimately, it appears that the police can employ force at will as long as there is a section in the Patrol Guide to approve it, and the Appellate Division has elevated it to the status of law.

And the next time you get a jury summons in the Bronx, don’t bother showing. It’s not like the judges think enough of your time and effort to make it worth your while anyway.

H/T  Appellate Squawk and Andrew Stoll


Bad News for IANAL

Over at Popehat, Ken White provides a “Miranda round-up” following the Dzhokhar Tsarnaev deluge of all the posts and reports he found worthwhile.  It barely scratches the surface, which comes as no surprise given the vast interest that inevitably follows a news event of such epic proportions, but it’s necessary to exercise discretion under these circumstances lest one’s point be diluted and unworthy efforts find their way into the mix. My  own contribution didn’t make the cut, which is the price one pays for trying.

A comment to Ken’s post by Orvis Barfley (which I believe to be his real name)   caught my eye.


man, this is good stuff.  orin kerr and lawscribe knock it out of the park.  i wonder how long one should expect to need to read this blog before one can reasonably expect to pass the bar.  assuming one should want to, of course.
Much as I realize he’s funnin’, there is an element of truth in there. No, not about Orin Kerr or Lawscribe knocking it out of the park, despite whatever quibbles I might have with their posts, but about non-lawyers thinking that by reading blog posts they are half-way to acing the bar exam.

It’s the bit of truth behind a comment like this that makes me want to throw my keyboard against the wall so that it shatters into a million pieces. Do blawgers do more harm than good?

I profess to try to illuminate rather than make people stupider for having read something at SJ. But at best, you get a tiny, minuscule piece of the puzzle.  My posts tend to focus on a minute slice of law, a discrete issue under highly specific circumstances. Yet non-lawyer readers invariably try to extrapolate them into concepts of such great breadth as to make them bizarrely wrong and inapplicable.  As much as I may try to rein in their enthusiasm, usually to their anger and resentment since we’re supposed to be on the same team, they rarely understand why.

This isn’t a class in law school.  This isn’t “truth,” whatever that means. You do not know the law from reading blawgs, and you are not prepared to take the bar exam, no less inform others of how they should conduct themselves. 

Lawyers argue over nuances that make all the difference in lawful and unlawful all the time.  Good lawyers. Smart lawyers. And still, we have constant disagreements.  Courts rule one way, and then a court rules another way. and then the Supreme Court splits 5-4 on almost everything. If the law was sufficiently clear that lawyers ought to know it, how then can we explain why four Supreme Court justices get it wrong so often?

The law isn’t easy. Lawyers may try their best to make it comprehensible, but the most we can do is offer our analysis, our understanding.  It means nothing.  It’s not that we’re necessarily wrong, but we’re also not necessarily right.  Given the frailty of any lawyer’s opinion, the only safe thing to say is that our opinion means nothing.

And yet, non-lawyers read it and think they now know the law. Oh my God, what have we done?

There is something lawyers call “black letter law,” which means legal concepts that are so well-established that no one disputes them. They are usually unhelpful, as the rest of the law is about the million exceptions to black letter law.  We call this the “tail wagging the dog,” and the dog gets the crap wagged out of him all the time. 

But the next question is which exception applies, which exception wins or doesn’t win under any given set of circumstances. Lawyers fight over such things constantly, in court and on blogs. Read one view and you think you know the answer. Read another and you are confused. Read the very serious, sober and thorough analysis of a law professor and it’s like going to law school. Except they are just as likely to be wrong as anyone else. It’s more than citing case names or statutes, though these seem monumentally convincing to the non-lawyer.  After all, if a case in 1912 said so, it must be, right?

There was a question that made its way around the internet years ago, whether the web made people smarter or stupider.  There is no doubt that the web provides access to vast amounts of information.  The “open source” law advocates labor under the  misguided belief that if you put all the information online, people will somehow have the ability to assimilate and understand it. What they have done is put a loaded gun into the hands of children, though they have yet to realize it.

Am I handing you a loaded gun too? It pains me to think that’s the case, but it may well be.  On the sidebar, I write “This is not legal advice.”  I’m not kidding. Reading SJ, or even Popehat, does not make you a lawyer.  Reading Orin Kerr or Lawscribe does not make you a lawyer. In fact, you could be stupider for having done so, despite our respective efforts to try to illuminate.

If so, I am sorry.  I never meant to make anyone stupider for having read my blawg.  But the fact is, reading SJ does not make you a lawyer. Not even close.



My Closing Keynote Address at Lawyernomics 2013

Frankly, I was quite surprised when Mark Britton, Avvo’s CEO,  asked me to give the closing keynote address at this year’s  Lawyernomics conference.  The reception for  my presentation at Avvo’s last effort at a marketing conference, Avvocating, was luke warm, at least from Avvo’s general counsel, Josh King. who thought it was a bit on the “screed” side.

For those unaware, Lawyernomics is a marketing conference for lawyers.


Generate More Business Online

Learn from technology experts and marketing savvy attorneys

In today’s ultra-competitive business landscape, it’s critical for attorneys to make the most of their digital presence. That’s why you can’t miss Lawyernomics 2013 – a two day legal marketing conference packed with exciting speakers offering the latest online trends and business development knowledge.
Surely, some of this puffery and hype strikes home. It’s pretty rough out there, as even hard-working, skilled lawyers find themselves staring at the silent telephone.  It can’t hurt to “make the most of your digital presence, right?  And so, I will try to be as exciting and inspiration as I can, so that Mark doesn’t regret his choice to make me the closing keynote speaker

So a virtual lawyer walks into a virtual bar…

Most talks begin with a joke to warm up the crowd and get the audience smiling. It’s always better to have a smiling audience than an angry one, especially if there is something to throw close at hand.  But there is no joke that begins with a virtual lawyer walking into a virtual bar.

I suspect there are two reasons for this.  The first is that virtual lawyers have no sense of humor about what they are trying to do.  They spend their time fighting for respectability, and anything that suggests they are joke-worthy cuts them to the quick. 

To be able to embrace a joke with good nature, you have to be reasonably secure in what you do. Virtual lawyers are not.  In the back of their heads, they wonder if the snickers they hear are about them.

The second reason is that there is nothing funny about what they have done to you, my sad and lonely band of brothers, who have the free time to spend in beautiful Las Vegas to learn how to market the crap out of yourselves in the hope that you will soon enjoy the fame and wealth you were promised when that acceptance to Cooley came in the mail.

Last year, I explained to the audience my bona fides, the authority I have to speak to such matters as marketing on the interwebz.  This year, due to the generosity of Josh King’s introduction which attributes such spectacular credibility to me that I stand here blushing, I have nothing more to say.

But I blush up here before you. That makes me stand out among the people who have taken the stage before me.  They don’t blush. There is nothing that could be said, nothing that could be done, that would embarrass them. Call them Thought Leader, Maven, King of the World, perhaps, and they will proudly wear their crown. That is the message of Lawyernomics, that if you don’t seize every opportunity to puff yourself, to make yourself the most greatest lawyer ever, who will?

And that’s where the virtual lawyer comes in.  When I spoke of “virtual lawyers,” you probably thought I was talking about lawyers with a virtual law office, the lawyers who work from their kitchen tables or the local Starbucks, who never meet their clients and share their work in a dropbox in the cloud. 

No, I was talking about something very different. I was talking about the lawyer website, the lawyer blog, the lawyer Avvo profile, who is doing all the things you’ve been told to do to market yourself.  Create a virtual persona that clients will love, will appreciate, will desperate want to hire.  Isn’t that what this is all about? 

Of course, you deserve to have that great marketing profile. You are all fabulous lawyers, dedicated to doing excellent work, dedicated to serving your clients, dedicated to the honor and integrity of your profession.  But those other virtual lawyers, the ones who you think are stealing your clients, taking the food off your table. They are the bad ones, the evil ones, the ones who bring dishonor to your profession.

As we all painfully know, on the internet, nobody knows you’re a dog. They are dogs, but they have websites that make them look like the greatest lawyer since Benjamin Cardozo.  They know nothing about how to represent clients, but ten minutes of skimming a few well-written blogs and they can crank out a post that gives the impression that they have a clue.  Or worse still, they let other people write their posts for them in exchange for a link back to some website that sells Nigerian diet pills. It’s not like potential clients know right from wrong.  But let’s keep that between us, okay?

So these are the bar for each of you, with their search engine optimized anchor text sucking up the google-juice that would otherwise be yours.  It’s breaking your hearts. It’s killing you. These scoundrels are sucking up all the good cases and clients out there. You know they must be, because they good ones certainly aren’t coming to you so they have to be going somewhere.

You’ve heard from speakers here about how they sell laundry detergent and shiny doo-dads. You’ve heard from speakers here who tell you about the cutting edge trends, even though they, like you, can barely feed their children. You’ve heard from speakers who are smart marketers, knowing that if they endear themselves to you, you will trust them enough to give them your last few dollars. 

But what they are all trying to tell you is that the special, hidden secret of marketing yourself as a lawyer on the internet is always position yourself one step below your competition. If they scream, you scream louder. If they stroll the boulevard in hot pants, you stroll it in tighter hot pants. If they claim to have 100 satisfied clients named “Justin T.,” you claim to have a thousand.

And so I have a joke to tell you:


Two men are walking through a forest.  Suddenly, they see a tiger in the distance, running towards them.  They turn and start running away.  But then one of them stops, takes some running shoes from his bag, and starts putting the on.

“What are you doing?” says the other man.  “Do you think you will run fast than the tiger with those?”

“I don’t have to run faster than the tiger,” he says.  “I just have to run faster than you.”

Whatever sleazy thing the virtual lawyer does that angers you, frustrates you, makes you wonder why you checked the “Yes, I’m a’coming” box on the Cooley response card, don’t let it get you down. Just lace up those running shoes and be one step sleazier, one lie better, and you become the winner in the race to the bottom.

Until, of course, the virtual lawyer will then slide in beneath you. But there is always something you can do to go lower.  Just don’t be like me and blush, or you will never make it in the ultra-competitive landscape of internet marketing. 

Now, go out and be the best virtual lawyer you can be. Remember, you can always go lower.

Bringing Out The Worst In Us

These are the times that test us. Will we prove ourselves worthy?

No one can dismiss that efforts of law enforcement in the capture of alleged Boston Marathon Bomber, murderer of 26-year-old MIT campus police officer Sean Collier, Dzhokhar Tsarnaev. They resisted the opportunity of killing him in a hail of return gunfire and took him alive.  Such patience is unfortunately rare, and to be recognized.

What becomes of him now?  There are angry people who want him to hang high now, while others want to try him first and then hang him high.  But just as the media, and even bloggers who claim to be the savior of the poor and downtrodden, in a rush to be the first to play the fool in the ether, were busy spreading insanely baseless accusations and misinformation without the shame to concern themselves with who they hurt, explanations of the process to come will feed the public’s ignorance and leave them less knowledgeable than they were when they knew nothing.

Within the past 24 hours, a few legal issues arose for public discussion. The first was the authority of the police to conduct warrantless and unconsented house searches to look for Tsarnaev.   Orin Kerr began an analysis of the legality:


Current events in Boston raise the question of whether the Fourth Amendment allows the government to conduct house-to-house searches for an armed and dangerous suspect on the loose. Assume the police enter a home without consent searching for Dzhokhar Tsarnaev; does the entry violate the Fourth Amendment? The answer depends on whether such home entries are “reasonable” under the Fourth Amendment, which requires a case-by-case balancing of the government’s interest in making the searches and the scope of the privacy invasion. The constitutional question would seem to depend on whether the searches are reasonably limited in scope (such as limited to a specific geographic area), the dangerousness of the suspect (here, very high), and the strength of the government’s case that the suspect may be in the area and cannot be caught another way.

Note that caselaw on these sorts of facts are particularly unlikely for reasons beyond the fortunate rarity of their occurrence. The suspect won’t have Fourth Amendment standing to bring a suit or a motion to suppress to challenge a search of someone else’s house in which he was hiding. See Rakas v. Illinois , 439 U.S. 128 (1978). As a result, only the legitimate residents could bring such actions in a civil case. And if they did bring such suits, qualified immunity would bar recovery unless the violation was clearly established — which is unlikely here given the novelty of the facts.

This seems fine as far as it goes; it provides a stark reminder of the inadequacies of the remedies for Fourth Amendment violations.  People believe that they are safe from the police performing a “dynamic entry” into their homes. “You can’t just burst in here! It’s against the law.”  And indeed, it is, except so what? There is truly little to be done about it. Forget about Tsarnaev, who would have no standing to suppress in any event, but what of the homeowner?

The chants of “sue them” from the tin foil hat crowd perpetuate the silliness. Sue them for what? Even under §1983, recovery is based on damages. There are no damages. So a right without a remedy, a right ignored, is no right. The police understand this, that there is nothing to be done about it.

The harder question is what would happen if the police, entering a home with neither warrant nor consent in search of Tsarnaev, shot the family dog, found cocaine on the kitchen table, pumped a dozen bullets through the bathroom door when grandma couldn’t get off the throne to open it quickly enough?  The rules we make for a search for Tsarnaev that everyone appreciate so very much, would still apply unchanged. It may have seemed perfectly reasonable to allow the police to have their way in order to find this baby terrorist, but the rules don’t change when grandma is lying dead on the cold, hard tile floor.

The second issue that arose is the decision to interrogate Tsarnaev without providing Miranda warnings. Granted, Tsarnaev was likely aware of the warnings, but the law doesn’t rely on a legal advice from television.  Explanations of the lawfulness of this are  coming  from a  variety of sources, most focusing on the public safety exception of New York v. Quarles, which I’ve  previously discussed.   After all, Tsarnaev is being questioned by the “High Value Interrogation Group,” which suggests that there is no price they won’t pay for whatever information they can extract from this teen. 

The public safety exception is very reminiscent of that wonderful TV show “24,” where Jack Bauer would cut off body parts of detainees to learn the whereabouts of a nuclear bomb about to destroy Los Angeles. That’s a pretty imminent threat. The argument for its application to Tsarnaev is whether he is part of a larger, as yet unknown, group about to pose similar harm. There is no reason to think so, and ignorance has always proven the broadest justification for enjoying an exception to constitutional protections.

But the missing link is that if they don’t need Tsarneav’s statements to convict him, then Quarles doesn’t matter anyway. The only point to Quarles it that it excepts the omission of Miranda warnings for public safety. The only remedy for failure to give Miranda warnings is suppression of statements. If they aren’t needed, interrogate away. No big deal.

Of course, there is the broader concern about whether the most hated person in America, at least this week, is afforded constitutional rights, but we’re an outcome oriented people and are happy to blink when Mr. Korematsu is imprisoned just to be safe.  The tacit sense that permeates Americans’ psyche is that some vague war is back, turning our streets into the battlefield, which changes everything. 

We were moving beyond the remnants of 9/11 fear, returning to the normalcy of a constitutional democracy where irrational fear was inadequate to push us to embrace overriding our rights for our own good, and now carnage on Boyleston Street has given fear new life.  And there is little the law can or will do to stop it. The remedies it offers are of little consequence, even if granted occasionally, and nothing drives this home better than a person who committed an atrocity.

Do not think that the people of America will concern themselves with all this legal noise. They can’t hear the discussion of constitutional rights over all the applause for the excellent work of law enforcement keeping us safe from the terrorists.  Even if they could, it’s just gibberish in a nation whose motto is the ends justify the means.

Changing Warnings In Mid-Stream

An often hidden concealed ploy in the law enforcement arsenal of interrogation is the two-step process, where agents question a person without benefit of Miranda warnings, usually under a pretense, in a deliberate effort to get the target to start talking and, if all goes well, say something he’ll regret. 

Only then, after an admission or confession will they administer Miranda and then get the person to repeat what he’s already said.  It’s incredibly easier to get someone to say it a second time than the first. After all, the harm’s been done. It can’t get any worse, right?

The 9th Circuit provides a pretty clear discussion of the two-step process in United States v. Barnes, What makes this opinion rather remarkable is that the FBI agents who questioned Barnes, a parolee, apparently did the one thing no one ever anticipates government agents doing: they told the truth and admitted what they were up to.

Agent Eckstein testified that he was familiar with Miranda’s requirements, believed Barnes would think he was not free to leave the meeting, and intended to question Barnes about his involvement in a crime. He further stated that the agents played the recorded phone conversation to demonstrate that they “were investigating [Barnes],” because “unless he believed that[,] he would not cooperate” with the agents and “would not talk to [them].” Agent Eckstein explained that he did not give the warnings at the beginning of the meeting because he “wanted to allay any concerns [Barnes] had that he was being arrested that day.”

Rarely will an agent openly admit his purpose was to trick his target into talking, and in furtherance of that purpose, intentionally failed to give Miranda warning because “they think they’re under arrest because they equate being Mirandized with being under arrest.” 

One might think that the intentional failure to provide required notice would be the end of the question, but not quite.  As the remedy for failure to Mirandize is suppression of statements taken during a custodial interrogation without saying the magic words, Agent Eckstein’s tricking Barnes into admitting involvement in a narcotics transaction pre-Miranda was itself inadmissible, but accomplished two critical things: first, the agent obtained the information he sought, and second, he got the words out of Barnes’ mouth.

That’s the key. Once a target tells the agents what they want to know, getting him to repeat it is a breeze. After all, he already said it. They already heard it. It’s too late.

Except there is still that darned Miranda thing.  As Elie Mystal argues at Above The Law, Miranda matters. And so, the second step of the process follows:


There was no break or dividing point in the interrogation. Barnes was interrogated in the same place before and after the warnings. After Barnes waived his rights, the agents immediately resumed the interrogation and continued questioning Barnes for approximately two hours. The agents apparently stopped only long enough to read Barnes the “advice of rights” form and allow him to waive his rights.

So the deliberate two-step process, deliberately used to circumvent the purpose of Miranda, was enough to suppress the statements, right?  Well, still not quite.  Had the agents broken the interrogation into two discrete parts, with a gap between them that would have allowed Barnes to reflect on what he was doing and allow him time for the Miranda warnings to sink in, it could have been sufficiently attenuated so that the second step of the interrogation would have been allowed. Cool trick, right?

But the agents here didn’t bother to take a breather, and plowed ahead.


This timing particularly reduces the impact of the recitation of constitutional rights. See Seibert, 542 U.S. at  3 (“Upon hearing warnings only in the aftermath of interrogation and just after making a confession, a suspect would hardly think he had a genuine right to remain silent . . . .”). It is clear that Barnes admitted his involvement in the crime before he received the warnings and that his post-warning confession was merely an elaboration on his pre-warning admission of guilt.

And failing to allow the target that gap of time, as if he would deeply contemplate the significance of repeating a confession in relation to his rights under Miranda, as opposed to thinking about how screwed he already was and what he could say now to unscrew himself, meant that the statements would be suppressed, right?  Well, not quite.


Finally, the agents took no curative measures to mitigate their error. They did not, for example, take a substantial time break in the interrogation or warn Barnes that what he had said before the warnings could not be used against him. See id. at 616. (“When the same officer who had conducted the first phase recited the Miranda warnings, he said nothing to counter the probable misimpression that the advice that anything Seibert said could be used against her also applied to the details of the inculpatory statement previously elicited. In particular, the police did not advise that her prior statement could not be used.”); id. at 622 (Kennedy, J., concurring in the judgment) (“Alternatively, an additional warning that explains the likely inadmissibility of the prewarning custodial statement may be sufficient.”); see also Williams, 435 F.3d at 1161 (recognizing that a break in time between two interrogations could serve as an appropriate curative measure). Taken together, these factors demonstrate that the warnings Barnes received were not effective and that his post-warning confession should have been suppressed.

Certainly, the agents could have advised Barnes that his prior statements couldn’t be used against him because of their deliberate failure to give Miranda warnings, but that wouldn’t have been any fun and, similarly certain, wouldn’t have helped the agents to get Barnes to repeat his confession post-warning. And so they failed to “cure” their failure to give warnings, their final chance to circumvent suppression.

Had the agents tailored their testimony at any stage with regard to their extracting the confession from Barnes, and there was clearly no shortage of opportunity, chances are pretty good that they would have gotten the defendant’s statements in and undermined Miranda.  That they told the truth about what they did and why, even if it was done to violate Barnes’ rights.

For those who believe that videotaping confessions is the solution to all coercion problems, consider how this would have played out had the agents only videotaped the post-Miranda portion of the interrogation and not been as forthright about their scheme.  It would have been devastating.

H/T Spencer Neal

Not So Excited Delirium

  • Jan 9, 2009: Derrick Jones, 17, Black, Martinsville, Virginia

  • Jan 11, 2009: Rodolfo Lepe, 31, Hispanic, Bakersfield, California

  • Jan 22, 2009: Roger Redden, 52, Caucasian, Soddy Daisy, Tennessee-

  • Feb 2, 2009: Garrett Jones, 45, Caucasian, Stockton, California

  • Feb 11, 2009: Richard Lua, 28, Hispanic, San Jose, California

  • Feb 13, 2009: Rudolph Byrd, 37, Black, Thomasville, Georgia

  • Feb 13, 2009: Michael Jones, 43, Black, Iberia, Louisiana

  • Feb 14, 2009: Chenard Kierre Winfield, 32, Black, Los Angeles, California

  • Feb 28, 2009: Robert Lee Welch, 40, Caucasian, Conroe, Texas

  • Mar 22, 2009: Brett Elder, 15, Caucasian, Bay City, Michigan

  • Mar 26, 2009: Marcus D. Moore, 40, Black, Freeport, Illinois

  • Apr 1, 2009: John J. Meier Jr., 48, Caucasian, Tamarac, Florida

  • Apr 6, 2009: Ricardo Varela, 41, Hispanic, Fresno, California

  • Apr 10, 2009: Robert Mitchell, 16, Black, Detroit, Michigan

  • Apr 13, 2009: Craig Prescott, 38, Black, Modesto, California

  • Apr 16, 2009: Gary A. Decker, 50, Black, Tuscon, Arizona

  • Apr 18, 2009: Michael Jacobs Jr., 24, Black, Fort Worth, Texas

  • Apr 30, 2009: Kevin LaDay, 35, Black, Lumberton, Texas

  • May 4, 2009: Gilbert Tafoya, 53, Caucasian, Holbrook, Arizona

  • May 17, 2009: Jamaal Valentine, 27, Black, La Marque, Texas

  • May 23, 2009: Gregory Rold, 37, Black, Salem, Oregon

  • Jun 9, 2009: Brian Cardall, 32, Caucasian, Hurricane, Utah

  • Jun 13, 2009: Dwight Madison, 48, Black, Bel Air, Maryland

  • Jun 20, 2009 Derrek Kairney, 36, Race: Unknown, South Windsor, Connecticut

  • Jun 30, 2009, Shawn Iinuma, 37, Asian, Fontana, California

  • Jul 2, 2009, Rory McKenzie, 25, Black, Bakersfield, California

  • Jul 20, 2009, Charles Anthony Torrence, 35, Caucasian, Simi Valley, California

  • Jul 30, 2009, Johnathan Michael Nelson, 27, Caucasian, Riverside County, California

  • Aug 9, 2009, Terrace Clifton Smith, 52, Black, Moreno Valley, California

  • Aug 12, 2009, Ernest Ridlehuber, 53, Race: Unknown, Greenville, South Carolina

  • Aug 14, 2009, Hakim Jackson, 31, Black, Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

  • Aug 18, 2009, Ronald Eugene Cobbs, 38, Black, Greensboro, North Carolina

  • Aug 20, 2009, Francisco Sesate, 36, Hispanic, Mesa, Arizona

  • Aug 22, 2009, T.J. Nance, 37, Race: Unknown, Arizona City, Arizona

  • Aug 26, 2009, Miguel Molina, 27, Hispanic, Los Angeles, California

  • Aug 27, 2009, Manuel Dante Dent, 27, Hispanic, Modesto, California

  • Sep 3, 2009, Shane Ledbetter, 38, Caucasian, Aurora, Colorado

  • Sep 16, 2009, Alton Warren Ham, 45, Caucasian, Modesto, California

  • Sep 19, 2009, Yuceff W. Young II, 21, Black, Brooklyn, Ohio

  • Sep 21, 2009, Richard Battistata, 44, Hispanic, Laredo, Texas

  • Sep 28, 2009, Derrick Humbert, 38, Black, Bradenton, Florida

  • Oct 2, 2009, Rickey Massey, 38, Black, Panama City, Florida

  • Oct 12, 2009, Christopher John Belknap, 36, Race: Unknown, Ukiah, California

  • Oct 16, 2009, Frank Cleo Sutphin, 19, Caucasian, San Bernadino, California

  • Oct 27, 2009, Jeffrey Woodward, 33, Caucasian, Gallatin, Tennessee

  • Nov 13, 2009, Herman George Knabe, 58, Caucasian, Corpus Christi, Texas

  • Nov 14, 2009, Darryl Bain, 43, Black, Coram, New York

  • Nov 16, 2009, Matthew Bolick, 30, Caucasian, East Grand Rapids, Michigan

  • Nov 19, 2009, Jesus Gillard, 61, Black, Bloomfield Hills, Michigan

  • Nov 21, 2009, Ronald Petruney, 49, Race: Unknown, Washington, Pennsylvania

  • Nov 27, 2009, Eddie Buckner, 53, Caucasian, Chattanooga, Tennessee

  • Dec 11, 2009, Andrew Grande, 33, Caucasian, Oak County, Florida

  • Dec 11, 2009, Hatchel Pate Adams III, 36, Black, Hampton, Virginia

  • Dec 11, 2009, Paul Martin Martinez, 36, Hispanic, Roseville, California

  • Dec 13, 2009, Douglas Boucher, 39, Caucasian, Mason, Ohio

  • Dec 14, 2009, Linda Hicks, 62, Black, Toledo, Ohio

  • Dec 19, 2009, Preston Bussey III, 41, Black, Rockledge, Florida

  • Dec 20, 2009, Michael Hawkins, 39, Caucasian, Springfield, Missouri

  • Dec 30, 2009, Stephen Palmer, 47, Race: Unknown, Stamford, Connecticut

  • Jan 6, 2010, Delano Smith, 21, Black, Elkhart, Indiana

  • Jan 17, 2010, William Bumbrey III, 36, Black, Arlington, Virginia

  • Jan 20, 2010, Kelly Brinson, 45, Race: Unknown, Cincinnati, Ohio

  • Jan 27, 2010, Joe Spruill, Jr., Black, Goldsboro, North Carolina

  • Jan 28, 2010, Patrick Burns, 50, Caucasian, Sangamon County, Illinois

  • Jan 28, 2010, Daniel Mingo, 25, Black, Mobile, Alabama

  • Feb 4, 2010, Mark Morse, 36, Caucasian, Phoenix, Arizona

  • Mar 4, 2010, Roberto Olivo, 33, Hispanic, Tulare, California

  • Mar 5, 2010, Christopher Wright, 48, Race: Unknown, Seattle, Washington

  • Mar 10, 2010, Jaesun Ingles, 31, Black, Midlothian, Illinois

  • Mar 10, 2010, James Healy Jr., 44, Race: Unknown, Rhinebeck, New York

  • Mar 20, 2010, Albert Valencia, 31, Hispanic, Downey, California

  • Apr 10, 2010, Daniel Joseph Barga, 24, Caucasian, Cornelius, Oregon

  • Apr 30, 2010, Adil Jouamai, 32, Moroccan, Arlington, Virginia

  • May 9, 2010, Audreacus Davis, 29, Black, Atlanta, Georgia

  • May 14, 2010, Sukeba Olawunmi, 39, Race: Unknown, Atlanta, Georgia

  • May 24, 2010, Efrain Carrion, 35, Hispanic, Middletown, Connecticut

  • May 27, 2010, Carl Johnson, 48, Caucasian, Baltimore, Maryland

  • May 29, 2010, Jose Martinez, 53, Hispanic, Waukegan, Illinois

  • May 31, 2010, Anastasio Hernández Rojas, 42, Hispanic, San Ysidro, California

  • Jun 8, 2010, Terrelle Houston, 22, Black, Hempstead, Texas

  • Jun 12, 2010, Curtis Robinson, 34, Black, Albuquerque, New Mexico

  • Jun 13, 2010, William Owens, 17, Race: Unknown, Homewood, Alabama

  • Jun 14, 2010, Jose Alfredo Jimenez, 42, Hispanic, Harris County, Texas

  • Jun 15, 2010, Michael White, 47, Black, Vallejo, California

  • Jun 22, 2010, Daniel Sylvester, 35, Caucasian, Crescent City, California

  • July 5, 2010, Damon Falls, 31, Black, Oklahoma City, Oklahoma

  • July 5, 2010, Edmund Gutierrez, 22, Hispanic, Imperial, California

  • July 8, 2010, Phyllis Owens, 87, Race: Unknown, Clackamas County, Oregon

  • July 9, 2010, Marvin Booker, 56, Race: Black, Denver, Colorado

  • July 12, 2010, Anibal Rosario-Rodriguez, 61, Hispanic, New Britain, Connecticut

  • July 15, 2010, Jerome Gill, Race: Unknown, Chicago, Illinois

  • July 18, 2010, Edward Stephenson, 46, Race: Unknown, Leavenworth, Kansas

  • July 23, 2010, Jermaine Williams, 30, Black, Cleveland, Mississippi

  • Aug 1, 2010, Dennis Sandras, 49, Race: Unknown, Houma, Louisiana

  • Aug 9, 2010, Andrew Torres, 39, Hispanic, Greenville, South Carolina

  • Aug 18, 2010, Martin Harrison, 50, Caucasian, Dublin, California

  • Aug 19, 2010, Adam Disalvo, 30, Caucasian, Daytona Beach, Florida

  • Aug 20, 2010, Stanley Jackson, 31, Black, Washtenaw County, Michigan

  • Aug 24, 2010, Michael Ford, 50, Black, Livonia, Michigan

  • Aug 25, 2010, Eduardo Hernandez-Lopez, 21, Hispanic, Las Vegas, Nevada

  • Aug 31, 2010, King Hoover, 27, Black, Spanaway, Washington

  • Sep 4, 2010, Adam Colliers, 25, Caucasian, Gold Bar, Washington

  • Sep 10, 2010, Larry Rubio, 20, Race: Unknown, Leemore, California

  • Sep 12, 2010, Freddie Lockett, 30, Black, Dallas, Texas

  • Sep 16, 2010, Gary L. Grossenbacher, 48, Race: Unknown, Oklahoma City, Oklahoma

  • Sep 18, 2010, David Cornelius Smith, 28, Black, Minneapolis, Minnesota

  • Sep 18, 2010, Joseph Frank Kennedy, 48, Caucasian, La Mirada, California

  • Oct 4, 2010, Javon Rakestrau, 28, Black, Lafayette Parish, Louisiana

  • Oct 7, 2010, Patrick Johnson, 18, Caucasian, Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

  • Oct 12, 2010, Ryan Bain, 31, Caucasian, Billings, Montana

  • Oct 14, 2010, Karreem Ali, 65, Black, Silver Spring, Maryland

  • Oct 19, 2010, Troy Hooftallen, 36, Caucasian, Punxsutawney, Pennsylvania

  • Nov 4, 2010, Eugene Lamott Allen, 40, Race: Unknown, Wilmington, Delaware

  • Nov 6, 2010, Robert Neill, Jr., 61, Caucasian, Mount Joy, Pennsylvania

  • Nov 7, 2010, Mark Shaver, 32, Caucasian, Brimfield, Ohio

  • Nov 23, 2010, Denevious Thomas, 36, Black, Albany, Georgia

  • Nov 26, 2010, Rodney Green, 36, Black, Waco, Texas

  • Nov 27, 2010, Blaine McElroy, 37, Race: Unknown, Jackson County, Mississippi

  • Dec 2, 2010, Clayton Early James, Age: Unknown, Race: Unknown, Elizabeth City, North Carolina

  • Dec 11, 2010, Anthony Jones, 44, Race: Unknown, Las Vegas, Nevada

  • Dec 12, 2010, Linel Lormeus, 26, Black, Naples, Florida

  • Dec 20, 2010, Christopher Knight, 35, Black, Brunswick, Georgia 

  • Dec 31, 2010, Rodney Brown, 40, Black, Cleveland, Ohio 

  • Jan 5, 2011, Kelly Sinclair, 41, Race: Unknown, Amarillo, Texas

  • Feb 5, 2011, Robert Ricks, 23, Black, Alexandria, Louisiana

  • March 15, 2011, Brandon Bethea, 24, Black, Harnett County, North Carolina

  • Apr 3, 2011, Jairious McGhee, 23, Black, Tampa, Florida

  • Apr 22, 2011, Adam Spencer Johnson, 33, Caucasian, Orlando, Florida

  • Apr 23, 2011, Ronald Armstrong, 43, Race: Unknown, Pinehurst, North Carolina

  • Apr 25, 2011, Kevin Darius Campbell, 39, Race: Unknown, Tallahassee, Florida 

  • May 1, 2011, Marcus Brown, 26, Black, Waterbury, Connecticut

  • May 6, 2011, Matthew Mittelstadt, 56, Caucasian, Boundary County, Idaho

  • May 11, 2011, Allen Kephart, 43, Caucasian, San Bernadino County, California 

  • June 13, 2011, Howard Hammon, 41, Caucasian, Middleburg, Ohio 

  • June 22, 2011, Otto Kolberg, 55, Caucasian, Waycross, Georgia 

  • June 28, 2011, Dalric East, 40, Black, Montgomery County, Maryland

  • July 5, 2011, Kelly Thomas, 37, Caucasian, Fullerton, California

  • July 10, 2011, Joshua Nossoughi, 32, Caucasian, Springfield, Missouri

  • July 19, 2011, Alonzo Ashley, 29, Black, Denver, Colorado 

  • July 21, 2011, La’Reko Williams, 21, Black, Charlotte, North Carolina 

  • July 30, 2011, Donald Murray, 39, Caucasian, Westland, Michigan

  • August 4, 2011, Pierre Abernathy, 30, Black, San Antonio, Texas

  • August 6, 2011, Everette Howard, 18, Black, Cincinnati, Ohio

  • August 6, 2011, Debro Wilkerson, 29, Black, Prince William County, Maryland

  • August 6, 2011, Gregory Kralovetz, 50, Caucasian, Kaukauna, Wisconsin 

  • August 12, 2011, Joseph Lopez, 49, Hispanic, Santa Barbara, California

  • August 17, 2011, Roger Chandler, 41, Caucasian, Helena, Montana 

  • August 21, 2011, Montalito McKissick, 37, Black, Oklahoma City, Oklahoma

  • August 24, 2011, Michael Evans, 56, Race: Unknown, Fayetteville, North Carolina

  • August 30, 2011, Nicholas Koscielniak, 27, Caucasian, Lancaster, New York

  • September 11, 2011, Tyree Sinclair, 31, Black, Corpus Christi, Texas

  • September 13, 2011, Damon Barnett, 44, Caucasian, Fresno, California 

  • September 17, 2011, Richard Kokenos, 27, Caucasian, Warren, Michigan

  • September 24, 2011, Bradford Gibson, 35, Black, Mt. Pleasant, Michigan

  • September 24, 2011, Donacio Rendon, 43, Race: Unknown, Lubbock, Texas

  • September 29, 2011, Howard Cook, 35, Black, York, Pennsylvania

  • October 4, 2011, Glenn Norman, 46, Caucasian, Camden County, Missouri

  • October 9, 2011, Darnell Hutchinson, 32, Black, San Leandro, California

  • October 31, 2011, Chad Brothers, 32, Caucasian, Colonie, New York

  • November 6, 2011, Darrin Hanna, 43, Black, North Chicago, Illinois

  • November 13, 2011, Ronald Cristiano, 51, Caucasian, Bridgeport, Connecticut

  • November 15, 2011, Jonathan White, 29, Black, San Bernardino, California

  • November 22, 2011, Roger Anthony, 61, Black, Scotland Neck, North Carolina

  • December 16, 2011, Marty Atencio, 44, Hispanic, Phoenix, Arizona

  • December 22, 2011, Wayne Williams, 27, Black, Houma, Louisiana

  • January 15, 2012, Daniel Guerra, 24, Hispanic, Ft. Worth, Texas

  • February 29, 2012, Raymond Allen, 34, Black, Galveston, Texas

  • March 5, 2012, Nehemiah Dillard, 29, Black, Gainesville, Florida

  • March 12, 2012, Jersey Green, 37, Black, Aurora, Illinois 

  • March 19, 2012, James Barnes, 38, Caucasian, Pinellas County, Florida

  • April 10, 2012, Bobby Merrill, 38, Black, Saginaw, Michigan

  • April 21, 2012, Angel Heraldo, 41, Hispanic, Meriden, Connecticut 

  • April 22, 2012, Bruce Chrestensen, 52, Caucasian, Grass Valley, California

  • May 10, 2012, Damon Abraham, 34, Black, Baldwin, Louisiana

  • June 9, 2012, Randolph Bonvillian, 41, Caucasian, Houma, Louisiana

  • June 20, 2012, Macadam Mason, 39, Caucasian, Thetford, Vermont 

  • June 30, 2012, Victor Duffy, 25, Black, Tukwila, Washington

  • July 1, 2012, Corey McGinnis, 35, Black, Cincinnati, Ohio

  • July 5, 2012, Sampson Castellane, 29, Native American, Fife, Washington 

  • September 1, 2012, Denis Chabot, 38, Caucasian, Houston, Texas 

  • September 14, 2012, Bill Williams, 60, Caucasian, Everett, Washington

  • November 29, 2012, Robert Maurina, 46, Caucasian, West Allis, Wisconsin

  • December 13, 2012, Philip Coleman, 38, Black, Chicago, Illinois

  • December 25, 2012, Kevin Culp, 29, Black, Richmond, Washington

  • January 1, 2013, Andrew Layton, 26, Caucasian, Mankato, Minnesota

  • February 23, 2013, Christopher Parker, 33, Caucasian, Spokane, Washington

  • This is a list of 186 deaths attributed to Tasers since 2009. Since 2001, the number climbs to 537.  For a non-lethal weapon, that’s a lot of lethal.  Tasers are not a  tool of convenience for cops who don’t feel like running, waiting or calming.  They may be the easy way to bring a job to a quick close, but it may come at the cost of a life. 

    Tasers are not an easy way to teach a perp who’s boss, how to behave, how to respect a police officer’s authority.

    Tasers have a purpose, it being far better to stun a person who presents a risk of harm to himself or others rather than put a bullet in his chest, but that’s as far as it goes.  They are usually less than lethal. They are not always less than lethal, and no  phony cause of death is going to change the fact that it killed some kid tased a dozen times. 

    Is it really so important to make a cop’s life easier by acquiescing in the needless use of force, the infliction of pain, the potential for death?  Tasers are a weapon, and should only be allowed when a use of force is lawfully justified.  Let’s cut the crap and stop sanctioning the use of Tasers because they’re convenient. It’s not a good enough reason to kill someone.

    H/T Electronic Village

    The Convenience of Poking Drunks

    In a way, it was a huge win for the defense when the Supreme Court rejected a per se rule to allow police to take an accused drunk driver to the hospital to have a blood draw done without a warrant. Smart money was on a bright line rule that would allow blood draws without warrants. Some because they bought the argument that the evidence of blood alcohol was dissipating every second of needless delay, even though that’s not quite the way blood alcohol works. Others, including me, because it wouldn’t matter much, since no judge has ever turned down a warrant for a blood draw anyway.

    But the Supremes surprised us, at least a little bit, when it came to smacking the papers with that big, old “approved” stamp.  In what ultimately amounts to a 5-4 decision with some bumps along the road, the majority in  Missouri v McNeely held there was no reason why the natural “loss of evidence” by dissipating alcohol in the blood stream constituted a per se exigent circumstance dispensing with the need for a warrant to draw blood.

    Sounds good so far, right?  And it is.  Yet, more so on a doctrinal level than practical one.

    The next point made by Justice Sotomayor for the gang was that the Fourth Amendment required a warrant if one could be reasonably obtained (and implicitly, not refused, though no one seriously imagines any judge refusing a warrant).  The opinion speaks to the new normal of telephone warrants and the means to get one pretty much anywhere, whether from the cruiser on the way to the hospital or while the driver is cuffed to the gurney with nurse hovering above, needle in hand.  Tech saved us from the rule, if not the needle.

    The Court resorted to the dreaded totality of the circumstances test, where the person who tells the first best story gets whatever he wants.  A warrant is required, Judge Sotomayor explained, unless it was unreasonable to get one under the totality of the circumstances.  So they either get a warrant or, say if a judge isn’t around to sign off on one, they get to do it anyway.  The Fourth Amendment lives.

    The core of the prosecution’s argument in McNeely was that the evidence of guilt, the alcohol in the bloodstream that would give them a number to conclusively prove guilt, would be destroyed over time.  The loss of BAC (blood alcohol content) was stated to be between .02% and .015% per hour based on the gender, weight and alcohol experience of the person.  While drunk driving isn’t an area of my expertise, my understanding is that it doesn’t exactly work that way, and in fact the BAC may increase for a period of time, even up to six hours, from when the last drink was had. The decision mentioned nothing about this, and suggests (again) that the Supreme Court specialists were more expert in arguing than drunk driving.  Any DUI experts out there should put in their two cents on this point.

    The problem is that a driver may have, in fact, had a lower BAC at the time he was driving than at the time the blood was drawn.  If a guy downs a dozen shots in an hour, hops into his Chevy, takes off and is stopped minutes later, his BAC at the time he’s stopped may well be below the legal limit, while a few hours later, after warrant is obtained or the cops come up with a good enough story to justify their failure to get one, his BAC will be sky high.

    There was no good to come of this case no matter what. There is no suggestion that the Court had any qualms about the forced use of needles stuck under the skin, into the bodies, of people for the purpose of collecting evidence to convict them.  While they didn’t quite make light of it, they also noted that blood draws are so routine and painless that it’s not a big enough deal to break a sweat over.  

    The language offers some hope that the majority won’t be as sanguine about blood draws by police at roadside, having noted what a good job trained hospital staff do taking blood as opposed to just anybody.  The question of whether cops trained to take blood on their own, strapping the defendant across the hood of the cruiser while sticking needles into them, will eventually reach the court, and hopefully this language reflects a reluctance to let just anybody do it.  It also bodes well for the use of forced catheterization, which will likely make for a very awkward statement of facts some day.

    But the bottom line is that the use of blood draws for the sole purpose of obtaining evidence of drunk driving will continue unabated.  The police will be required to get a warrant unless they can’t, but either way the needle goes in and the blood gets drawn.  In the absence of a warrant, the defense can move to suppress and test whether the cop’s story is good enough, but the totality of the circumstances test will control, with the determining factor being the reasonableness of the officer’s belief that he could not obtain a warrant within a reasonable period of time.  Don’t hate the double “reasonable.” 

    Of course, if you don’t like the way this decision went, there is always the alternative of not driving drunk. Of the many tests that can be done to prove guilt, the blood draw can also prove that an individual’s BAC was below the legal limit. Then the cop is reduced to the usual descriptions and worthless field sobriety test, like the old days.  But with the evidence of a BAC below the legal limit on the defendant’s side, the test could go something like this: