It’s not like I didn’t warn you.

Most of us remember our first kiss.  Not because it’s better, or even materially different, than our second or twenty-second kiss,  but because it’s our first.  Nobody remembers their twenty-second, however.  It fades into an amorphous mass.  

But we’re not talking about kisses, right? This is entirely different. Except it’s not.

Too many brutal videos of police needlessly beating people and lying about it turn an outrage into the new normal.  The impact of seeing in living color, maybe even hi-def, police officers beat a human being whose “crime” is not jumping as high or as quickly as some pimple-faced cop demands can have a huge impact on those who have muddled through life believing that such things could never happen.  Like judges.

The hope is that by posting about such things, providing the opportunity for people to see the very things that they have spent a career denying to themselves ever happen, will be a first kiss opportunity for those in the system who need to know what we know.  The fear is that the impact will fade when it’s the twenty-second isolated incident, and they can go back to hiding from the ugliness to go about their business as they always have.

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Much as the “scared straight” idea seems as if it really ought to work, but doesn’t, whoever came up with the letter must have thought it was just beyond genius.  After all, if everyone viewed the world through their eyes, with their mindset, it made perfect sense. It doesn’t dawn on them that everyone doesn’t see the world their way.  As with any religious belief, the obviousness of its rightness depends on blind faith.

A new ad campaign is targeting college-bound high school seniors, encouraging them to consider their prospective schools’ sexual assault records before accepting admissions offers. The campaign began with a print ad that ran in the Harvard Crimson on Saturday: a fake acceptance letter from a university admissions director who promises “lifelong friends and memories here on campus,” including “being raped by someone you thought you could trust.”

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Associate Justice William O. Douglas was a bastard.  He knew damn well that Brady would be huge, and that he left out the details that would make it work.  I’ve never forgiven him, not that he cares. Of course, he’s dead, but still.

Ask any criminal defense lawyer about the efficacy of Brady and its progeny (we always include the part about its progeny, like Giglio), and she will tell you what a mess it is. Not because the concept isn’t wonderful. After all, who doesn’t agree that the defense should be informed by the prosecution that they have stuff that tends to show a defendant is innocent, or their witnesses are lying scum?

Nobody wants to convict the innocent, right?  Well, maybe Douglas, since he neglected to include anything about when the duty to disclose had to happen, like more than 12 seconds before the jury returned with its verdict. Like I said, a bastard. Continue reading →

If anyone proposed the notion that a man should be entitled to use the ladies’ restroom ten years ago, it would have evoked outrage. Should girls be exposed to such a thing? Shouldn’t women be allowed the sanctity of doing what they do in privacy?  But that was a different time, when we were concerned about things like children and women’s privacy. My, how times change.

Officials in Charlotte, N.C., spent more than a year carefully considering and debating an antidiscrimination ordinance that was passed in February to promote the city’s culture of inclusiveness. State lawmakers quashed it on Wednesday by passing an appalling, unconstitutional bill that bars transgender people from using public restrooms that match their gender identity and prohibits cities from passing antidiscrimination ordinances that protect gay and transgender people.

A culture of inclusiveness is a curious phrase.  One person’s inclusiveness is another’s exclusiveness.  Charlotte decided that the proper thing to do was to make their restrooms amenable to transgender people, which is certainly a fair choice to make if it’s decided that the interests of transgender people take precedence over any other concerns. Continue reading →

Funny, right?

Or not so funny.

“Education is not about the mere reproduction of knowledge,” Hackman said. “Education is the practice of freedom. And as a result, we have to have [teaching] students becomes activists as well as teachers.”

Suspend your desire for reason, for a moment, for your own safety, as there is little that follows that will not make you cringe in pain. Continue reading →

It’s a phrase commonly used by lawyers, but often confusing to others.  It’s that the thing at issue “can be used as a sword as well as a shield.”  What it means is that the thing not only protects someone or some group, but, if deftly handled, can also be used to attack them or another.  But “safe space,” the land of puppies and Play-Doh?

At The Atlantic, Conor Friedersdorf makes the case.

At Ohio State last week, a sit-in and protest inside a university building was cut short when students were warned that they would be forcibly removed by police, arrested, and possibly expelled if they did not vacate the premises within a few hours, by 5 a.m.

Weird, right? As opposed to protests and sit-ins that once brought pepper spray, today they bring Happy Meals delivered by deans with love.  But not this time. After the requisite Gertruding, Conor highlights what makes this unusual. Continue reading →

The Supreme Court, in Imbler v. Pachtman, rationalized its imposition of prosecutorial immunity with a little tummy rub for those who suffered the indignity of impropriety:

Moreover, a prosecutor stands perhaps unique, among officials whose acts could deprive persons of constitutional rights, in his amenability to professional discipline by an association of his peers. These checks undermine the argument that the imposition of civil liability is the only way to insure that prosecutors are mindful of the constitutional rights of persons accused of crime.

Somehow, this message didn’t get across.  That prosecutors are rarely subject to professional discipline is well-documented, and even the mention of their name by a court when impropriety is found results in howls of anger and protest.  Nothing new here. Nothing surprising.

But the fact that courts don’t refer prosecutorial misconduct to lawyer discipline, because it’s unseemly, doesn’t preclude someone else from doing so. In the aftermath of the no true bill on NYPD Police Officer Daniel Pantaleo for the killing of Eric Garner, many (myself included) called out Richmond County District Attorney Daniel Donovan (who has since moved on to Congress) for deliberately sabotaging his presentment. Continue reading →

So what if Woody Allen prefers young Asian women who were once his adopted daughter?  It doesn’t mean he’s wrong about everything.

OUR favorite Woody Allen joke is the one about taking a speed-reading course. “I read ‘War and Peace’ in 20 minutes,” he says. “It’s about Russia.”

Mark my words, hot fudge sundaes will eventually be conclusively determined to be health food. But I digress.  Years ago, Evelyn Wood offered a program to teach us to speed read.

The promise of speed reading — to absorb text several times faster than normal, without any significant loss of comprehension — can indeed seem too good to be true.

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It was 2011, and the optics were horrible.  UC Davis Police Lt. John Pike was pictured spraying O.C., pepper spray, in the faces of sitting protesters. They refused to obey, so the students were sprayed. This resulted in a settlement of $38,000 to Pike for his suffering.

Chief Annette Spicuzza did her best to explain to those of us who didn’t understand the First Rule of Policing why Pike’s actions were necessary.

Spicuzza said officers were forced to use pepper spray when students surrounded them. They used a sweeping motion on the group, per procedure, to avoid injury, she said.

“There was no way out of that circle,” Spicuzza said Friday. “They were cutting the officers off from their support. It’s a very volatile situation.”

Rather than appreciate how hard it is to be a campus cop, to face students violently sitting, the internet kept pounding the optics, the viral picture of Pike showing the world the fun times ahead for UC Davis students.  This was bad for business. Continue reading →

There were a bunch of stories, a couple decisions, a few commentaries, that I wanted to write about this morning. I’m not.  Instead, I’m writing this.  I’m writing this because I’m angry.

My early morning, the time that I use to write, was consumed with dealing with OPFs, Other People’s Fuck-ups.  It wasn’t one. Not ten. It was a far more substantial number. It wasn’t people who were doing me a favor, but people and businesses who get paid to provide a good or service. And some do, except they do it wrong. And others promise to do it, but then don’t, or at least don’t within the time frame it needs to get done.

They apologize for the inconvenience. They understand my frustration. What they do not do is their job.

Some offer excuses, usually related to how difficult it is to get things right.  Some explain their policy, which is essentially their way of telling you that as happy as they may be to take your money, they feel no compulsion to do anything in exchange.  Some just shrug and tell you they will correct their mistakes. And maybe they will. Eventually. Or maybe they will make a change and then test your fortitude to catch their latest fuck-up or go through the process of trying to fix it again. Continue reading →