Sure, the sentimentalist will no doubt gripe about how this defiles an age-old tradition, filled with dancing sugar plums and whatever else you adore even though you’ve never eaten one. But what of those who would destroy our society because they hate our freedom and liberty? Huh?  What better way to do it than by taking advantage of our weaknesses?

Regardless of all the privacy griping (which will become immediately silent following the roar of an improvised explosive device on Main Street), the National Security Agency, in cooperation with the other tentacles of government, isn’t taking their eye off the prize.  Via the Duffel Bag, the American Military’s Most Trusted Source: Continue reading →

This is the 6,003rd post at Simple Justice.  I’ve written more, but only published 6,003. When I started this blawg in February, 2007, because I had nothing to do one day, and my wife said to me, “why don’t you start a blog,” I really had no thought about its future. It was just something to kill some free time doing what I enjoyed doing. I like to write.

I’m sure some of the blogs that were around before me have more posts, but it struck me that 6,003 is a lot of posts.  Having switched systems and platforms a couple of times over the years, I’ve lost track of some of the data. I don’t know how many people have visited SJ over the years, Continue reading →

The President of the United States of America has a lot of cool powers. Some are set forth in the Constitution. Others come from the bowels of the Office of Legal Counsel in the Department of Justice, where they decide that torture and drone strikes to kill Americans are legal. In another room at DoJ, one that I picture as windowless and austere, sits the Pardon Attorney.

While the Justice Department lawyers are busy explaining why torture and drone strikes are okay, the pardon attorney is busy playing spider solitaire on his computer. He doesn’t have much to do. The President is a busy guy, and while his attention is focused on drone strikes, he has precious little time for such politically unpalatable things as pardons.

Walter Olson explains: Continue reading →

While I may be a bit on the extreme side in opposition to sleazy lawyer marketing, no one can argue that the proprietor of LexBlog, Kevin O’Keefe, supports the notion that lawyers should be “Thought Leaders” and get their ideas out there to market themselves.  So when Kevin hits the wall on sleaze, you know it’s bad.  And it’s bad.

In the race to who can be the sleaziest lawyers in the country, Ohio personal injury lawyers are now soliciting injury victims via text messages. The lawyers are getting cell phone numbers from police reports.

As reported by Mark Williams of the Columbus Dispatch, the Ohio Supreme Court approved text advertising in an advisory opinion earlier this year.

What are they doing? They’re sending texts to the victims and families of tragedies, Continue reading →

My expectations weren’t particularly high for the post by Nicole Flatow at Think Progress, given that its title was, well, a bit grandiose.

Why Cops Pull The Trigger: Pulling Back The Curtain On Police Shootings

This is more scholarly book territory than the stuff of posts, particularly as the writer is a JD turned legal journalist. The internet is replete with people writing Big Posts about subjects they know nothing about.  Yet, it turned out to be a far more informative post than I ever imagined, and Flatow’s fine writing combined with a trio of sources, former cop turned cop-prof at the John Jay College of Coppery Peter Moskos, former (very) Special Agent turned prof at a California (ahem) university for “working adults” called Brandman, David Long, and Kyle Kaza, a former LA cop who apparently couldn’t get a teaching job, so went on to sell real estate.  Continue reading →

I have nothing against Kelly Clarkson. I know she won American Idol and has gone on to great success as a singer, which I think is terrific. That people have such talent is wonderful. As for Macklemore, I’m afraid I have no idea who that is, and may look for a Youtube video later just to find out.

The title is a quote from David Brooks’ column last week in the New York Times, simply entitled “The Thought Leader.”  My buddy, Kevin O’Keefe, has been using the phrase for years, and I’ve always hated it, ridiculed anyone claiming it and made fun of Kevin for using it.  Not that he cares. The way Brooks defines it, it’s worse than hipster.

The Thought Leader is sort of a highflying, good-doing yacht-to-yacht concept peddler. Each year, he gets to speak at the Clinton Global Initiative, where successful people gather to express compassion for those not invited. Continue reading →

Before the report of President Obama’s independent task force to review the National Security Agency’s aggregation of every bit of metadata generated, there were two working assumptions. First, given that Obama hand-picked his task force, it would return a report that mirrored his proposals for reform, which largely had to do with the color of the wallpaper at the NSA and more infomercials like the 60 Minutes exposé by masterful shill John Miller.

As it turned out, the task force did its job far better than anyone expected, causing the President to include discussions of matching new curtains with the wallpaper. From the New York Times:

Sure, Mr. Obama thanked his panel for making 46 recommendations to restore the rule of law and constitutional principles to government surveillance activities. (The number alone casts a bad light on the president’s repeated claims that there really was nothing wrong with surveillance policy.) And he promised to review those ideas and let us know next month which, if any, he intends to follow. Continue reading →

And it couldn’t have happened to a more deserving guy.  Maricopa County Sheriff Joe Arpaio was nearly daily fodder around here for a while, as he was a never-ending source of abuse, irrationality and unconstitutional conduct. For reasons that make sense only to the voters of Maricopa County, he has nonetheless been re-elected Sheriff over and over.

Now, the voters of Maricopa County will pay for their choice. From the Phoenix New Times:

The Maricopa County Board of Supervisors this afternoon voted unanimously to approve a $3.75 million settlement for New Times’ co-founders, whose false arrests in 2007 were orchestrated by Sheriff Joe Arpaio. Continue reading →

The things done to David Eckert were horrific and inexcusable, but if there is a saving grace to them, at least they were done pursuant to a search warrant.  No, it’s not much comfort that a judge approved of the rape of a human being, except to those for whom process somehow makes the violation of a person palatable. But whenever it appears that we’ve reached bottom, that it can’t go any lower, boom.

Via Jacob Sullum at Reason:

The lawsuit, filed yesterday by the ACLU chapters in Texas and New Mexico, says the plaintiff, a 54-year-old New Mexico resident identified in the complaint as Jane Doe, was crossing the bridge between Ciudad Juarez, Mexico, and El Paso after visiting a family friend last December when she was chosen at random for “additional screening.” This “secondary inspection” involved a pat-down during which an agent “inserted her finger in the crevice of Ms. Doe’s buttocks”—a rather startling incursion inasmuch as the agents at this point had no basis to suspect that the woman was carrying contraband. But they were just getting started. Continue reading →

Sure, a kid like Maverick will puff the living crap out of himself to make a buck, but then he’s just some desperate baby solo.  All the Biglaw boys and girls laugh; “ha! look at what shitlaw has to do to make a living. We’re so much cooler.”

Meet Bracewell Giuliani.  Not the biggest of Biglaw, and not quite the whitest of shoes, but definitely not one of us. They are important. They do big cases. They are, well, Biglaw. A Vault 100 firm that in 2005, added the name of “America’s most famous former mayor to its nameplate,” who also happens to be the absolute last person you would want to be anywhere near if you were the target of a federal investigation or prosecution. But whatever. Continue reading →