Lawprof Ann Althouse has this on her blawg, so it must be true:



This is the special Marc Randazza Memorial version, so if you have tender ears, please cover them as needed.

H/T Volokh (Eugene, not Sasha)  And Justice Holmes,  via Orin Kerr, way to say he’s part of the gang:  “I cling to my preceptor’s hand and follow him through the dark passages to the light.”  The guys at the Volokh Conspiracy must be having a huge party today.  They are in rare form.

Update:  And it just gets better and better.  More from Orin :

VC Commenters On Apples and Oranges: A play in one act, inspired by recent comment threads here at the VC:

Scene: A Volokh Conspiracy comment thread. Enter two commenters, Red and Blue.

RED: I sure like apples.
BLUE: Apples? They’re rotten. Oranges are better.
RED: Are you insane? Oranges are disasters.
BLUE: At least oranges aren’t corrupt fruits that hate America.
RED: Yes they are, in fact Hitler liked oranges!
BLUE: WTF? Hitler was an apple.