Long Branch, New Jersey, police officers Kristie Buble and Derrick Meyers, both 24, walked up to some old guy, wet from the rain and peering into the window of a vacant house, to investigate.  He told them his name, but he had no ID.  The accompanied him to his tour buses, where he proved he was Bob Dylan.

Like a rolling stone.  It’s hard to be a legend in New Jersey.

Addendum:  Dr. SJ informs me that I’m an idiot for making light of this as just another stupid story.  “Since when does someone have to produce identification to cops in order to walk around?”  She’s right, of course.  I find myself relieved whenever a police/citizen interaction doesn’t result in tasing, arrest or death.  My expectations are so very low.